View Full Version : Out-of-state couple

09-03-2006, 12:06 PM
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near
a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give
the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude.
"That's okay with me, honey," says her husband. "I'll go get some
wood for the fire." About thirty minutes later, the husband returns
to the campsite and finds his wife in tears. One of her breasts has
been painted green, the other red and her bottom is blue. "What
on earth happened to you dear?" he asks.
"Some of those rednecks from town came over and told me they
don't allow any nakedness around these parts. Then they gave
me this paint job!"
"Those troublemakers! I'll fix them!" the husband shouts. He
rides into town and finds the rednecks in a bar. "Who is the jerk
who painted my wife red, green and blue!" he shouts.
A huge man, about 6' 8", steps forward, a shotgun in his hands.
"I did it," he bellows. "What do you have to say about it?"
The husband answers meekly, "I just wanted you to know the
first coat of paint is dry."