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Ohio Steeler
09-11-2006, 07:53 PM
>> ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
>>menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked
>>for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the
>>teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine,
>>twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can
>>order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
>> TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with
>>just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close
>>mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash
>>register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
>>the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking
>>it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar
>>she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've
>>my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her
>>for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
>> THREE A lady at work was seen putting a credit card
>>in her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to
>>what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they
>>asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
>> FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
>>beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I
>>should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I
>>get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience
>>would have a
>> battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an
>>alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered,
>>it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the
>>I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.
>>It's a long walk."
>> FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was
>>none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said,
>>"I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine
>>paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last
>>remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
>>make five "blank" copies.
>> SIX A mother calls 911 very worried asking the
>>dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was
>>eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he
>>should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer.....
>>Dispatcher: Rush him in to
>> emergency!
>> Life is tough...it's tougher if you're stupid.

09-11-2006, 11:53 PM
I've seen this one before...it's pretty good! :smile: