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lamberts-lost-tooth
09-30-2006, 01:48 PM
Truth is truth,and facts are facts
and some things will always be.
Whether over all vast tracts of land
or across each shining sea.

Somewhere on Russias foreign soil
two guards sit in a truck.
The one looks at his Russian friend
and says..."The Bengals suck."

In the darkest depths of Africa
deep within the brush.
A finger placed up to her lips
A mother says "child hush..."

There are things you now should know
Like.. dont trust in fate or luck.
Work hard, be true, be free with love.
and oh yea..The Bengals Suck."

A deserted isle, two souls survive
when their ill-fated plane goes down.
no food, no hope, not long to live
One looks up with a frown

"My friend" He gasps with dying breath
"It looks like we are stuck.
But I must confess before I die
I think the Bengals suck."

Some truths are know to everyone
other than a real dumb****
The sky is blue..The Steelers Rule!!!
and of course..The Bengals SUCK!!!

:helmet: :tt02: :tt02: :tt02: :tt02: :helmet:

stillers4me
09-30-2006, 01:54 PM
:rofl:

floodcitygirl
09-30-2006, 01:57 PM
I know that I proposed to Meanie the other day, but we haven't set anything definate yet...Will you marry me??? :sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
09-30-2006, 01:58 PM
I know that I proposed to Meanie the other day, but we haven't set anything definate yet...Will you marry me??? :sofunny:

I think Im blushing!!!:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

stillers4me
09-30-2006, 02:00 PM
I know that I proposed to Meanie the other day, but we haven't set anything definate yet...Will you marry me??? :sofunny:

You proposed to Meanie????

And I told I loved him..........no wonder he was blushing!!!!!!

You're pretty appealing, too......LLT. :sofunny:

meanjoecoop
09-30-2006, 08:09 PM
I know that I proposed to Meanie the other day, but we haven't set anything definate yet...Will you marry me??? :sofunny:

:jawdrop:

floodcitygirl
09-30-2006, 10:34 PM
:jawdrop:No worries Meanie! You know that you're my favorite Cincy Steeler man! :wink: And what's up with all this "love" stuff with you and Stillers??? (lol)

HometownGal
10-01-2006, 08:40 AM
LMAO - funny shit, LLT! :toofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
10-01-2006, 08:52 AM
LMAO - funny shit, LLT! :toofunny:



LOL..how did I know YOU would enjoy that!!!!

lamberts-lost-tooth
10-04-2006, 01:19 PM
:sofunny: ........updated ........:sofunny:


Truth is truth,and facts are facts
and some things will always be.
Whether over all vast tracts of land
or across each shining sea.

Somewhere on Russias foreign soil
two guards sit in a truck.
The one looks at his Russian friend
and says..."The Bengals suck."

In the darkest depths of Africa
deep within the brush.
A finger placed up to her lips
A mother says "child hush..."

There are things you now should know
Like.. dont trust in fate or luck.
Work hard, be true, be free with love.
and oh yea..The Bengals Suck."

A deserted isle, two souls survive
when their ill-fated plane goes down.
no food, no hope, not long to live
One looks up with a frown

"My friend" He gasps with dying breath
"It looks like we are stuck.
But I must confess before I die
I think the Bengals suck."

Two Cincy cops, tired and worn
forced to work the overtime,
to cover for the added work
caused by Bengal crime.

The both agreed it wasnt worth
the extra shift and added buck.
"I may live here, but now agree
those friggin Bengals SUCK!!!

Some truths are know to everyone
other than a real dumb****
The sky is blue..The Steelers Rule!!!
and of course..The Bengals SUCK!!!

:helmet: :tt02: :tt02: :tt02: :tt02: :helmet:

tony hipchest
10-04-2006, 02:53 PM
Some truths are know to everyone
other than a real dumb****

:chuckle: them dumb****s have been awful quiet lately, since its been shown they can be easilly beaten if you hit them in the glass jaw and keep your turnovers to 4 and below.

i wonder if 3 to be 4 has read this. he'd appreciate it

HometownGal
10-04-2006, 03:09 PM
Two Cincy cops, tired and worn
forced to work the overtime,
to cover for the added work
caused by Bengal crime.

The both agreed it wasnt worth
the extra shift and added buck.
"I may live here, but now agree
those friggin Bengals SUCK!!![/I]



O....M....F....G! :toofunny: :toofunny: Where's a Bungle fan when you need one, eh? Ooops - silly me. It's gotta be time consuming and quite exhausting climbing on and off of that Bunglewagon. :banana: