View Full Version : W and Laura at a Yankees game

09-30-2006, 10:38 PM
George and Laura Bush are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something toGeorge. At first, Bush stares at the guy, looks at Laura, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no."

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

Bush hesitates . . . but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!

Bush shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Laura, baby . . . " With that, he gets up, grabs Laura by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "George you "!^$#@&!".

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bush is bowing, smiling andwaving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first Pitch."

10-03-2006, 02:21 AM

Though for some reason I feel like that was a old Hilary joke.