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lamberts-lost-tooth
10-04-2006, 01:14 PM
You may not know this but many nonliving things
have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

floodcitygirl
10-04-2006, 01:54 PM
Very interesting! :sofunny:

Lyn
10-04-2006, 02:11 PM
<A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!>

My husband hangs onto that thing so much that it has become a real joke to me (not him).

Every night as I crawl into bed I say, "Honey, do you have your toy?"

:thumbsup:

steelcurtain09
10-04-2006, 09:50 PM
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.


*sniff sniff* so true
wwwaaaaaaaiiiiitttt a minute
*grunts* yep u got tht one right *farts*

BlacknGold Bleeder
10-04-2006, 10:51 PM
It makes perfect sense!!! :bouncy:

augustashark
10-05-2006, 12:41 AM
<A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!>

My husband hangs onto that thing so much that it has become a real joke to me (not him).

Every night as I crawl into bed I say, "Honey, do you have your toy?"

:thumbsup:

Lyn, this is a G rated fourm. JK.:wink02: