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Lyn
10-05-2006, 10:17 AM
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or the significant one in your life!~


Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine

Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Safest: WOW! Look at you!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine

Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here's my paycheck.
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine

Dangerous"Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest:Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine

Dangerous: What did you DO all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some more wine and chocolate


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one ..

13. Potential Murder Suspect

floodcitygirl
10-05-2006, 12:22 PM
Ultra Safe: Here, have some more wine and chocolate


KEY words at my house!!! :sofunny: Another winner, Lyn!

stillers4me
10-07-2006, 09:36 AM
I love #13!!!!!!!

lamberts-lost-tooth
10-07-2006, 10:05 AM
Dangerous: Thats women alright!!!
Safer: Some Women are like that.
Safest: I have HEARD there are women like that
Ultra safe: Thats BS...all women are gifts from God.......:couch: