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boLT fan
10-05-2006, 08:47 PM
I've seen a bunch of poems around here posted by Steeler fans, so I thought i'd post one by a Charger fan.


Come Sunday night,
Under bright lights,
The Steelers visit to play.
But with LT,
and a dominating D,
The Chargers will have the last say.

They have Big Ben
And it's been a while since when
Pittsburgh has lost three in a row.
But there is no Bus
To pound on us
So their running game will be slowed.

It's pretty sad,
And might make them mad,
But Batch is their best QB.
The miss Plaxico,
And Randel El was let go,
So who will they throw to, you tell me?

Heath Miller, their tight end,
Is the favorite target for Big Ben,
But that doesn't scare me.
Over the middle,
Cue up the fiddle,
Because he'll get killed by Marlon McCree.

Pittsburgh's defense is tough,
And running could be rough,
But San Diego's offense won't relent.
The Chargers average 4.6 per rush,
But the stat that makes me gush
Is that Pittsburgh opposing QBs complete 61 percent.

Rivers will thrive,
And apparently keep Marty's job alive,
Because the Chargers will attack through the air.
Gates and McCardell
Will give the Stellers hell
And make Charger fans forget about McNair.

The game is on national TV
So everyone will see
These Chargers are the best.
I'm telling you,
When they wear the Baby Blues,
The Chargers will pass the test.

It will be a hard hitting affair,
But the Chargers will emerge no worse for the wear,
Fans in Pittsburgh, though, may be stunned.
Is it Palamalu's fault
The Chargers' aerial assault
Will make San Diego's record 4-1?


:jammin:

EDIT: Damn, screwed up the title.

Stillers#1
10-05-2006, 08:50 PM
Good poem, but you aerial assault s going to be grounded by Marty......again.

tony hipchest
10-05-2006, 08:51 PM
it doesnt rhyme.

boLT fan
10-05-2006, 08:58 PM
Poems don't have to ryme, it's the meaning that matters.

tony hipchest
10-05-2006, 10:04 PM
steelerfans only like GOOD poems

(see ode to the bungles)

Lyn
10-05-2006, 10:13 PM
It is way too long. i did not even read it.

ARKIESTEEL
10-06-2006, 07:02 AM
Poems don't have to ryme, it's the meaning that matters.


In that case I got a poem too here goes its my very first one.....



The bolts suck!!!!!!!!


the end


How was that now tell me wasnt that great:tt02:

floodcitygirl
10-06-2006, 08:00 AM
In that case I got a poem too here goes its my very first one.....



The bolts suck!!!!!!!!


the end


How was that now tell me wasnt that great:tt02:I know that I enjoyed it! :tt02:

memphissteelergirl
10-06-2006, 10:13 AM
Eh...I will give him points for effort..maybe SteelerGirlTN can give him a few pointers. :wink02:

SteelCityMan786
10-06-2006, 10:24 AM
In that case I got a poem too here goes its my very first one.....



The bolts suck!!!!!!!!


the end


How was that now tell me wasnt that great:tt02:

Almost as good as SGTN7. Ok the clock says 10:25 on my off day from school. And The RECHARGERS SUCK!

HometownGal
10-06-2006, 01:23 PM
Roses are red
Carnations are ducky
Sunday night at 8:30
Chargers still will be sucky. :tt02:

(You know we luv ya boLT fan!) :wink02:

SteelCityMan786
10-06-2006, 02:58 PM
Roses are red
Carnations are ducky
Sunday night at 8:30
Chargers still will be sucky. :tt02:

(You know we luv ya boLT fan!) :wink02:

LOL!!! The Clock reads 3:00 and the RECHARGERS STILL SUCK!

boLT fan
10-06-2006, 04:02 PM
At least you guys get the privalege of watching LT run you over in his powder blue jersey this sunday. :thumbsup:

That was a pretty funny poem, HTG. :sofunny:

SteelersGirlTN7
10-06-2006, 07:21 PM
Like "LT ran all over us" last year?

18 attempts for 62 yds w/ a the longest attempt at 14 yds.

basically 17 other attempts and he couldnt get over 50 yds!

He was pretty much a non factor


So, if Ben has a good game (or even if he doesnt) if the TEAM can manage to not give up the ball w/ stupid mistakes (Coke's muffed punt or Haynes' fumble) ... we're going to win..

now I'm not saying it's going to be a blow out by any means, however, no one is going to "RUN ALL OVER US" ..

it will probably come down to a field goal .. like last year ..

Should be a GREAT game!

GO STEELERS!

SteelCityMan786
10-06-2006, 07:49 PM
Like "LT ran all over us" last year?

18 attempts for 62 yds w/ a the longest attempt at 14 yds.

basically 17 other attempts and he couldnt get over 50 yds!

He was pretty much a non factor


So, if Ben has a good game (or even if he doesnt) if the TEAM can manage to not give up the ball w/ stupid mistakes (Coke's muffed punt or Haynes' fumble) ... we're going to win..

now I'm not saying it's going to be a blow out by any means, however, no one is going to "RUN ALL OVER US" ..

it will probably come down to a field goal .. like last year ..

Should be a GREAT game!

GO STEELERS!

Great Game in the STEELERS DIRECTION. Oh and it's 7:50 PM, I'm listening to the Hollidaysburg Football game and the RECHARGERS SUCK!