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Buzz05
07-19-2007, 08:29 AM
In a followup interview, it was asked why Vick was involved in the dog fighting. He responded, "What other animals could fight? You can't control birds, C*ck fighting is too sissy-ish, and Bengals just suck... Even against lowly Falcons!"

Touche! :flap:

steelpride12
07-19-2007, 10:33 AM
i wish i could invite all the Bungles fans in the world to read this thread they would love it!

The Duke
07-19-2007, 12:16 PM
i wish i could invite all the Bungles fans in the world to read this thread they would love it!

Go to a bengals forum and invite them

Preacher
07-19-2007, 01:55 PM
Go to a bengals forum and invite them

Oh goodness...

Do you really wanna start a flame war!!??

:sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
07-19-2007, 03:19 PM
i wish i could invite all the Bungles fans in the world to read this thread they would love it!

Neither of them can read.

HometownGal
07-19-2007, 06:29 PM
Go to a bengals forum and invite them

They wouldn't be able to comprehend the invite, Duke.

tony hipchest
07-19-2007, 06:49 PM
...and on the 8th day Eve was given an apple from the "tree of knowledge of the Bengals".

When she bit into the apple she declared "the bengals are good".

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/expulsion.jpg

and on the 8th day, 15 seconds later, Adam and Eve were expelled from the garden of eden by an angel of the Lord who declared "no, the bengals suck".

Buzz05
07-20-2007, 06:57 AM
haha that one is good

tony hipchest
07-23-2007, 01:16 PM
"I have traveled through a garden hose, with the lips of a bungle at the other end."

-A Golfball

Preacher
07-25-2007, 06:46 PM
However, in 1493, The Bengals stopped sucking....

They were all in jail.

steelpride12
07-25-2007, 09:52 PM
However, in 1493, The Bengals stopped sucking....

They were all in jail.

hah forever!

stlrtruck
07-27-2007, 09:54 AM
However, in 1493, The Bengals stopped sucking....

They were all in jail.

One could really take this to an all new low, but I'll just leave that for the imagination!! :flap:

BTW, The Bungles still suck! :cheers::toofunny:

meanjoecoop
08-14-2007, 07:35 PM
COVINGTON -- Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry was ordered by a judge to serve two days in jail after he pleaded guilty to allowing minors to drink alcohol in his hotel room last spring.

"You brought shame with this on yourself," Kenton County District Judge Greg Grothaus told Henry. "You embarrassed a lot of people."

Grothaus called Henry a "cancer" twice, and also said that in his opinion "the Bengals suck".

:sign09:

1492: The Epic Thread! :wink02:

Preacher
08-17-2007, 03:36 AM
We all discovered that the Bengals were doing hard labor... and even so, they still suck.

Galax Steeler
08-17-2007, 04:52 AM
That piss on stripes got banned from the board.

stillers4me
08-17-2007, 06:57 AM
That piss on stripes got banned from the board.


:rulez:

Preacher
08-24-2007, 01:28 AM
Hey...

Do any of you have know why Cleveland doesn't slide off into the Great Lakes?

Because the CINCINNATI BENGALS SUCK!!!

tony hipchest
08-24-2007, 01:37 AM
Hey...

Do any of you have know why Cleveland doesn't slide off into the Great Lakes?

Because the CINCINNATI BENGALS SUCK!!!:chuckle:

anyone know why niagra FALLS?

because the bengals can only SUCK so much.

(actually, i think if they retain m. lewis as head coach, they can turn niagra into a ghost town and suck the river dry)

verks36
08-24-2007, 03:20 AM
http://mysite.verizon.net/vzeo9ewi/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/coolerheads2.gif

bengals suck so that even the browns are even jacking em up

hey CHAD

SteelCityMan786
08-24-2007, 10:23 AM
1492: The Epic Thread! :wink02:

....continues.

tony hipchest
09-03-2007, 11:35 AM
today is the day we recognize all of those and their hard work.

since nobody works harder at sucking than the bengals, i would like to recognize them.

theirs is a labor of love.

Preacher
09-04-2007, 01:47 AM
Today,

We celebrate labor day.

Sadly, there has been a little confusion of labor day. The Bengals thought it was "Hard" labor day...

Tomorrow, the NFL announces a new team in the NFL... The Jail Bungles.

tony hipchest
09-04-2007, 02:00 AM
nobody works as hard as the bungle suck.

and nobody has done as much "hard" time as the bungle fans...

so it is unfair to not recogize them as well, for they suck just as much and just as hard, if not harder. after all, the douchebags they pay the bills for have life rather easy. easy enough to where crime doesnt have to pay... its just a hobby.

Mewtwo
09-21-2007, 12:08 PM
Wait...how is it that this thread doesn't have a post on it after the Bengals sucked so bad that CLEVELAND beats them?

tony hipchest
09-21-2007, 04:57 PM
:toofunny: even farm animals think the bungles suck! :toofunny:

MasterOfPuppets
09-21-2007, 05:36 PM
:toofunny: even farm animals think the bungles suck! :toofunny:
farm animal ??? thats a cinncinatti adult novelty......:toofunny: it keeps them off thier relatives...( for a while )

tony hipchest
09-21-2007, 05:45 PM
farm animal ??? thats a cinncinatti adult novelty......:toofunny: it keeps them off thier relatives...( for a while )

:toofunny: mark it down in history: sept. 16, 2007 cinncinatti adult novelty items finally realize that the bungles suck.

what airheads.

MasterOfPuppets
09-21-2007, 05:58 PM
:toofunny: mark it down in history: sept. 16, 2007 cinncinatti adult novelty items finally realize that the bungles suck.

what airheads.
geesh tony ..... surely you didn't think they all bought the female version of the noveltys...:dang: the noveltys have always known they suck....:toofunny:

MasterOfPuppets
09-21-2007, 07:21 PM
:sofunny: good one llyod

stillers4me
09-21-2007, 08:37 PM
CINCINNATI — Monday was not a good day for Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis.

The CNNSI Web site listed him among NFL coaches "on the hot seat" and Cincinnati sports-talk show host Lance McAlister criticized him for being "smug and condescending" toward the media.

Some highlights from Lewis' news conference:

• On when fans will see the fruits of what the players call "easily fixable" mistakes by the defense:
"Never......we suck."

• On the players saying some negative publicity will be good for them:
"They suck."

• On the biggest reason players make mental errors.
"I think I told you twice already, we suck"

• On why he didn't challenge the referee's spot on Braylon Edwards' phantom first down with 3:11 to go:
"We suck, it's kinda of a dead issue."

• On the special teams giving up 451 yards in returns in two weeks because defenders are not staying in their lanes and getting sealed off:
"Your very elementary assessment of it is a little off-base. I already told you, we suck."

• On why left tackle Levi Jones isn't in the starting lineup:
"His status is what it is. He sucks,"

• On national sportscasters, including ex-Steelers coach Bill Cowher, saying Chad Johnson's antics are something Lewis condones.
"You know better than that, so why ask me that question? I think Bill knows better than that, too. It's unfortunate he said that. He knows Chad sucks.....he coached him in the pro bowl. I'm never going to go to Hawaii. The Bengals really suck."

• On if he takes the defense's problems personally and if there's a chance he'll be calling defensive signals like he did in 2004?
"I'm not going to respond to that. You know how bad I suck. This whole team sucks. How many times do I have to tell you? I'm a defensive genius....... I know I'm talking way over you morons heads here. As a matter of fact....you all suck."

lamberts-lost-tooth
09-22-2007, 05:56 AM
Breaking News ...Cincinatti Ohio
Sept 21, 2007

Marvin Attempts to Motivate Team.

After the ugly loss to a Cleveland juggernaut, word is that Marvin Lewis used a rather unorthodox method to motivate his team.
Marvin was screaming at his players about not being "tough enough" to finish the game, and not playing through pain.
To emphasis his point, an unnamed source states that Marvin reached into a bucket, pulled out a small alligator, dropped his pants and let the alligator bite him on his butt.
Strutting around the locker room with the alligator hanging from his backside, the coach yelled at players that "everyone needs to be tough enough to focus" even when in pain. He then reached behind him and poked the alligator in the eye to make it let go. Holding the alligator above his head he screamed at his players as to who would be next.
Chad Johnson immediately stood up and said he would go next if the coach promised not to poke him in the eye to make him let go.

Aussie_steeler
09-22-2007, 07:03 AM
The official supplier of liquor for the team that always sucks
http://www.wayodd.com/noindex2/funny-pictures-beavis-starts-a-business-1qR.jpg

Aussie_steeler
09-22-2007, 07:16 AM
that being the bengals team plumber really does suck


http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-crap-job-06t.jpg

xXTheSteelKingsXx
09-22-2007, 10:00 AM
that being the bengals team plumber really does suck


http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-crap-job-06t.jpg

Ha! I feel bad for those Bungle toilets. Having to handle that much shit in one area must really suck.

MACH1
09-22-2007, 11:32 AM
Bungals new sponsor.

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/06/13/bengals_love_crime.jpg

SteelCityMan786
09-23-2007, 04:44 PM
Bungals new sponsor.

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/06/13/bengals_love_crime.jpg

:sofunny::sofunny::sofunny::sofunny: 9 of their players say it's their favorite dessert. :sofunny::sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:

stlrtruck
09-23-2007, 05:00 PM
As the Spartans prepared for battle agasint the Persian Armies, the 300 could be heard murmuring, as a throng of arrows blotted out the sun, I heard the Persians were terrible but the bungals suck more!

Buzz05
09-24-2007, 01:48 PM
"Momma said life was like a box of chocolates. Ya never know what your gonna git. And the Bengals suck"

-Forrest Gump

Preacher
09-24-2007, 02:00 PM
It has been rumored that one day, General Ike was overheard speaking with Churchill just before D-day. Hear is a snippet of the conversation...

"...We will probably take very heavy losses... yes, very heavy.... defensive positions? well, I just wished that the Germans played for the Bengals... cause they suck!

TroysBadDawg
09-25-2007, 06:35 AM
I can't pick on the Bungles, The Browns Defense sucks almost as bad.

But I heard Lewis said "I know we suck as a team but Crennel sucks as a coach."

83-Steelers-43
09-25-2007, 10:12 AM
Another Thug on my team by Pink Floyd (part 2)

We don't need no education
We don't need no ball control
No dark profiling of my players
Police officer leave my players alone
Hey officer leave my players alone
All in all it's just another thug on my team
All in all Henry's just another thug on my team

(chorus at end by the complete Bengal roster)

We don't need no education
We don't need no ball control
No dark profiling of my players
Police officer leave my players alone
Hey officer leave my players alone
All in all it's just another thug on my team
All in all Odell's just another thug on my team

Bengals suck

tony hipchest
09-25-2007, 10:14 AM
:toofunny:

marvin lewis' s themesong?- "Comfotably Dumb"

83-Steelers-43
09-25-2007, 10:16 AM
:toofunny:

marvin lewis' s themesong?- "Comfotably Dumb"

Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again......


Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.

:sofunny:

83-Steelers-43
09-25-2007, 10:29 AM
Hey you

Hey you ! out there in the Ohio cold
Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me
Hey you ! Standing in the jail
With handcuffed feet and fading smiles, can you feel me
Hey you ! don't help them to bury the body
Always give in without a fight.
Hey you ! out there on your own
sitting naked in my car ants are touching me
Hey you ! with your hands against the wall
Waiting for someone to pull out please don't touch me
Hey you ! would you help me to carry the rock
Open your heart, I'm coming home
But it was only a fantasy
The prison wall was too high as you can see
No matter how he tried he could not break free
And the ants ate into his brain.
Hey you ! drinking out there on the road
Never doing what you're told, can you help me
Hey you ! out there beyond the wall
Breaking beer bottles on the road, can you help me
Hey you ! tell me there's no hope at all
Independently we stand, divided we fall.

The Bengals suck.

83-Steelers-43
09-25-2007, 10:39 AM
This lady just watched the last two weeks of Bengals football and as you can tell, she was clearly upset and sick after watching.....

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c32_1190538593

TRANSLATION after she did "it": "Woooooooo....ok......Let me tell you something.....You have no idea, I've been watching American football for the last two weeks. I was watching the Cincinnati Bengals. They have uniforms that you would see at a gay pride parade. I'm sorry. I have never seen such a horrible display of football."

She then went on to say that "yes, it is true in America.....the Bengals suck".

MACH1
09-26-2007, 01:03 AM
This is how bad they suck.

http://thumbnail.search.aolcdn.com/truveo/images/thumbnails/7A/A3/7AA318ECF00A86.jpg
The endangered white tiger. :sofunny:

TroysBadDawg
09-26-2007, 07:44 AM
The Bengal Tiger's of Tebet and India have hired a attorney to have the name Bengals taken from Cincinatti Football because they are an embarrassment to them and degrading to them because they SUCK.

SteelersMongol
09-26-2007, 12:04 PM
The Bengal Tiger's of Tebet and India have hired a attorney to have the name Bengals taken from Cincinatti Football because they are an embarrassment to them and degrading to them because they SUCK.

:toofunny: Ha ha ha. The BEST yet. :thumbsup:

MasterOfPuppets
09-26-2007, 07:06 PM
lmao...:toofunny: check out the browns fan gettin in on the action !!! :sofunny: tear em up T bad !!! :thumbsup:

TroysBadDawg
09-26-2007, 07:37 PM
I just couldn't resist. Especially with a diehard Bungles fan living across the street. He keeps stealing my Browns flag. Jealous is what he is.

tony hipchest
09-26-2007, 07:39 PM
lmao...:toofunny: check out the browns fan gettin in on the action !!! :sofunny: tear em up T bad !!! :thumbsup:

:sofunny: aint it great? this is a thread that a brownsfan or even ravenfan can appreciate, understand, and enjoy.

im suprised bunglefans only have about 3 of the 575+ posts in this thread!

lmao... they avoid the truth like the plague

(because they suck of course)

MasterOfPuppets
09-26-2007, 08:01 PM
I just couldn't resist. Especially with a diehard Bungles fan living across the street. He keeps stealing my Browns flag. Jealous is what he is.
hey , by all means, keep em coming !!! :thumbsup:

as for the thieving bunghole fan....ain't nothin a rottweiller can't handle....:tombstone

Buzz05
09-27-2007, 08:29 AM
I just couldn't resist. Especially with a diehard Bungles fan living across the street. He keeps stealing my Browns flag. Jealous is what he is.

Bengals fan stealing....you should have expected it. He is just living up to the examples set by his roll models...

CB1977
09-27-2007, 12:17 PM
It's Thursday, September 27, 2007at 12:20 p.m. and...




The Ben-gals STILL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stillers4me
09-27-2007, 05:28 PM
Wow....here it is September 27, 2007 , 5:27 pm and nothings changed.

The Bengals still suck.

tony hipchest
09-27-2007, 06:39 PM
on this date in 1970 the famous marcel mareau first mimed the phrase "the bengals suck". it was never caught on tape, but like the infamous mime move "man trapped in a box", it is a fan favorite that is practiced and studied to this day. have a look:

2com5wIHyOo

this is hilarious. even pantomimes say that the bengals suck!

:toofunny:

MasterOfPuppets
09-27-2007, 07:53 PM
on this date in 1970 the famous marcel mareau first mimed the phrase "the bengals suck". it was never caught on tape, but like the infamous mime move "man trapped in a box", it is a fan favorite that is practiced and studied to this day. have a look:

2com5wIHyOo

this is hilarious. even pantomimes say that the bengals suck!

:toofunny:
are you sure he wasn't miming palmer on a typical date? :toofunny:

TroysBadDawg
09-27-2007, 10:55 PM
Bengals fan stealing....you should have expected it. He is just living up to the examples set by his roll models...

He told me the reason the have stripes on their uniforms is so they can remember where they have to go after the game.

jjpro11
09-27-2007, 11:29 PM
the bengals suck so bad that God himself has ordered the pigeons from the heavens to send his message of disdain.

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070927/NEWS01/309270023

TroysBadDawg
09-28-2007, 07:47 AM
Nature has a way of correcting problems, the pifeons are trying to pug the sucking hole in Cinci. My only concern is once they correct that problem are they headed to Cleveland next? The Fat Man must go!

Mewtwo
09-28-2007, 12:26 PM
Correction.....
It's Thursday, September 27, 2007 at 12:37 p.m. and....

Yep.... I just checked..... they STILL suck!!!!

The Bengals have sucked for many, MANY years. Why did anyone in this thread think they might stop sucking for the almost 1 year this thread has been active?

Which reminds me...are we going to have a celebration on October 9th, of the 1-year anniversary of this thread, about how much the Bengals still suck?

tony hipchest
09-28-2007, 05:14 PM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/alex.jpg

R.I.P. Alex. many of you may know him from his discovery channel specials, where he identifies "truck" and "wool" and "the bengals suck".

Alex's advanced language and recognition skills revolutionized the understanding of the avian brain. After Pepperberg bought Alex from an animal shop in 1973, the parrot learned enough English to identify 50 different objects, seven colors, and five Lombardi trophies. He could count up to six, including zero, was able to express desires, including his frustration with the repetitive research and the bungles.

scientific proof that anything with a brain larger than a pea knows the bengals suck? amazing!




http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/OBIT_ALEX_THE_PARROT?SITE=PAGRE&SECTION=US&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

MACH1
09-28-2007, 05:45 PM
Nature is a cruel lover. Darwin told us that in nature the strong survive. This thinning process culminates in a focused gene pool that allows dominate traits and survival skills to be passed from one generation to the next. Examples of this are plenty in the animal kingdom. When an animal becomes injured it's left for dead. If animals are born that cannot fend for itself they are killed. When a bungal becomes too self centered it's overthrown by a better and stronger team. There is very little nurturing in nature. If you cannot survive, you suck. Period.

tony hipchest
09-28-2007, 07:47 PM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/kokoskitten.jpg

on this day in 1989, Koko the sign language gorrilla tragically lost his pet kitten. in a move that still baffles zoologists and primate/sign language communicative specialists to this day, Koko swiftly threw up the sign "bengals suck" upon being told the horrible news... :coffee:



:huh:

wow. more scientific proof that even gorrillas and chimps know the bengals suck. simply amazing.

tony hipchest
10-06-2007, 03:54 PM
masterfully said by the smartest bengalfan ever:

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6874933715455156932&postID=2429809412359245513

(seriously, the quote in bold is possibly the best quote in this whole thread- said by a bunglefan no less :dang: )



It’s not that we have lost three games. It’s the way we look. I said after the Baltimore game that I’d take that win, but it raised more questions than it answered. I think if we get the ball back in Seattle with a minute left, there is a good chance we win that one. But the wins only mask the suck that is this team.


:rofl:

"the wins only mask the suck that is the bengals"

lol. priceless. im off to get it tattoo'd around my bicep right now..

Bill Gates Jr.
10-06-2007, 04:10 PM
It?s not that we have lost three games. It?s the way we look. I said after the Baltimore game that I?d take that win, but it raised more questions than it answered. I think if we get the ball back in Seattle with a minute left, there is a good chance we win that one. But the wins only mask the suck that is this team.


Not a snow balls chance in hell... Sorry.

tony hipchest
10-06-2007, 04:18 PM
Not a snow balls chance in hell... Sorry.

:sofunny: lmao :cheers:

...seahawk fan on record knowing the bengals suck.

:thumbsup:

TroysBadDawg
10-06-2007, 07:56 PM
Johnny Cochran famous saying "if it don't fit you can't convict, but the Bengles still suck"

stillers4me
10-06-2007, 08:23 PM
Johnny Cochran famous saying "if it don't fit you can't convict, but the Bengles still suck"

I think we've been a bad influence on you! :sofunny:

Good one!

TroysBadDawg
10-06-2007, 09:44 PM
I think you have, too. But I am easily influenced ... I think welll when I want to be.

Preacher
10-23-2007, 01:32 PM
Alright...

Bengal game is coming... time to revive the thread!!!

____________________________________________-

When Armstrong stepped on the moon, he said... "Even from here, THE BENGALS SUCK!"

stlrtruck
10-23-2007, 05:00 PM
As Chris Collinsworth was trying to get Madden to convert to the patsies ways, Madden was overheard saying, "I know Collinsworth is bad as a tv commentator but those bungals really suck! I mean really!

tony hipchest
11-13-2007, 11:53 PM
happy 44th vinnie testaverde.

in a brief statement he said he feels as young as ever, and that it is his goal to play for every nfl team before he hangs up the cleats (except for the bengals, because they suck)

:bump:

Preacher
11-14-2007, 04:17 AM
happy 44th vinnie testaverde.

in a brief statement he said he feels as young as ever, and that it is his goal to play for every nfl team before he hangs up the cleats (except for the bengals, because they suck)

:bump:


:sofunny::sofunny: Just couldn't resist could you!!

I just came back from the Annual state convention of my denomination... I was debating putting out a resolution this year...

"We hearby resolve, to make it official, The Bengals suck!"

I decided not to... it would cause to much controversy... not in whether they suck or not, but in whether the truth should be spoken frankly, or grace shown in not codifying it!

CB1977
11-14-2007, 08:23 AM
happy 44th vinnie testaverde.

in a brief statement he said he feels as young as ever, and that it is his goal to play for every nfl team before he hangs up the cleats (except for the bengals, because they suck)

:bump:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one!!!! :toofunny:

tony hipchest
11-21-2007, 11:28 PM
and on this day in 1621 (:hunch:) the Charleston Pilgrims and the Monongohelia Indians met on the 50 yard line to share a feast and give thanks that they were not Bungles and that they, in fact, did not suck.

thus we have thanksgiving. how great is it to have a national holiday to give grace and be glad we are not bengalfans? ( :dang: i hope i didnt already do this one last year. :wink: )

notice how the bengals are the only nfl team to never play on thanksgiving day? (btw, i have no idea if this is true or not. it doesnt matter cause the bengals suck).

enjoy the holiday, everyone. :cheers:

Borski
11-22-2007, 02:03 AM
notice how the bengals are the only nfl team to never play on thanksgiving day? (btw, i have no idea if this is true or not. it doesnt matter cause the bengals suck).

enjoy the holiday, everyone. :cheers:

It is true! I just looked it up. (well they might not be the only ones but they have never played on thanksgiving)

http://www.profootballhof.com/history/stats/thanksgiving.jsp

Gobble Gobble!

Borski
11-22-2007, 02:12 AM
Current teams that never played on thanksgiving:

Bengals
Ravens
Jaguars
Saints

But the Bengals suck and will never see a game on thanksgiving except from the TV before the cops come by for stealing cable

Rhee Rhee
11-22-2007, 02:23 AM
o btw colmbus also sailed the ocean blue.. but besides that the bengals mosdef suck

HometownGal
11-22-2007, 08:30 AM
notice how the bengals are the only nfl team to never play on thanksgiving day? (btw, i have no idea if this is true or not. it doesnt matter cause the bengals suck).

That's because they don't have enough players to field a team on Turkey Day- they're in the pokey mess hall eatin' their turkey and stuffing with Bubba and Achhhhhhhmed.

THE BUNGLES SUCK!!!

touchdownward
11-22-2007, 11:45 AM
Lincoln's 1863 Thanksgiving Proclamation
The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God. In the midst of a civil war of unequalled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign States to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere except in the theatre of military conflict; while that theatre has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle, or the ship; the axe had enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years with large increase of freedom.

No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy. It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and voice by the whole American People. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to his tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity and Union.

In closing, hence from this day forth, I decree that the bengals will always suck!:jammin:

Abraham Lincoln

Preacher
12-01-2007, 11:30 PM
Well boys and girls... It once again is Bungle week in Pittsburgh.

During the Holidays, I am reminded of the greatest gift God gave humanity.

Jesus Christ.

I am reminded of the second greatest gift...

Bengals suckage.

bengals_in_miami
12-01-2007, 11:39 PM
how does a thread go for over a year on the premise of such a weak smack attempt?

you (if you don't understand that, it means yinz) steeler folk amaze me:jawdrop:

The Duke
12-02-2007, 12:23 AM
how does a thread go for over a year on the premise of such a weak smack attempt?


simple, because the bengals suck

bengals_in_miami
12-02-2007, 12:43 AM
simple, because the bengals suckwow, you have sunk my battleship.:bash:

MACH1
12-02-2007, 01:42 AM
how does a thread go for over a year on the premise of such a weak smack attempt?

you (if you don't understand that, it means yinz) steeler folk amaze me:jawdrop:

Cause the browns said so. :toofunny:

tony hipchest
12-02-2007, 12:22 PM
how does a thread go for over a year on the premise of such a weak smack attempt?

you (if you don't understand that, it means yinz) steeler folk amaze me:jawdrop:
how does a fanbase go for multiple years rooting for a team who fields a weak assed team, with the premise of fielding a winner? the bengals suck and you know it.

bunglefans amaze me. dont pretend you read this thread. it would take you a month.

bengals_in_miami
12-02-2007, 01:04 PM
Good to know that I got some enlightening responses from everyone....

stillers4me
12-02-2007, 01:37 PM
Even the fans admit they suck.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sueincinci/bilde-1.jpg

The Duke
12-02-2007, 01:40 PM
Even the fans admit they suck.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sueincinci/bilde-1.jpg

lol, they can't have normal paper bags, they have to get striped paper bags and put them over their heads. bungles fans :dang:

and look, a fan is wearing Palmer's pro bowl jersey. remembering the great times of being a pro bowl mvp. lol

bungles suck

tony hipchest
12-02-2007, 01:45 PM
Good to know that I got some enlightening responses from everyone....this thread is 62 pages long.

if you havent figured it out by now, there is only 1 response.

the bengals suck.

theres thousands of threads on this board. choose 1 that suits you. im sure you can find the enlightenment you seek elsewhere.

bengals_in_miami
12-02-2007, 05:13 PM
theres thousands of threads on this board. choose 1 that suits you. im sure you can find the enlightenment you seek elsewhere.On these boards? I doubt it.

fansince'76
12-02-2007, 05:14 PM
On these boards? I doubt it.

Yep, and you've added so much to the board in your short time here. :rolleyes:

bengals_in_miami
12-02-2007, 07:24 PM
Yep, and you've added so much to the board in your short time here. :rolleyes:I don't feel like I have but if you say so...:thumbsup:

fansince'76
12-02-2007, 07:26 PM
I don't feel like I have but if you say so...:thumbsup:

Sarcasm eludes you - I'm not surprised.

Big D
12-02-2007, 07:26 PM
Sarcasm eludes you - I'm not surprised.

feel sorry for the young lad. He is a bungle fan

tony hipchest
12-02-2007, 07:40 PM
On these boards? I doubt it. :sofunny:
19,602 to be exact.

continue to doubt, just like you continue to think the bengals dont suck.

Steeler in Carolina
12-02-2007, 07:49 PM
This thread was started over a year ago and it still rings true today. The Bengals will always suck.

Big D
12-02-2007, 07:51 PM
This thread was started over a year ago and it still rings true today. The Bengals will always suck.

just like the world will always spin, the bengals will always suck

bengals_in_miami
12-02-2007, 07:57 PM
Sarcasm eludes you - I'm not surprised.erm...I was being sarcastic also


:dang:

fansince'76
12-02-2007, 08:06 PM
erm...I was being sarcastic also


:dang:

Yeah, sure. Somehow I doubt you even know what the word means. :coffee:

bengals_in_miami
12-02-2007, 09:00 PM
Yeah, sure. Somehow I doubt you even know what the word means. :coffee:allllllllllrighty then. Even the mods are dumb.


*waits for ban hammer, but doesn't care*

fansince'76
12-02-2007, 09:04 PM
allllllllllrighty then. Even the mods are dumb.


*waits for ban hammer, but doesn't care*

You're by far the biggest dumbass to darken this forum in a while, and that's saying a LOT. :yawn:

Preacher
12-02-2007, 09:56 PM
On these boards? I doubt it.

You can find threads that discuss the origins of faith... threads that deal with racial relations... etc. etc. in this forum. Well thought out and argued stances that enlighten.

This thread however... Is dedicating to the Bengals sucking... as you can see, we have a lot of material.

Big D
12-02-2007, 10:00 PM
You can find threads that discuss the origins of faith... threads that deal with racial relations... etc. etc. in this forum. Well thought out and argued stances that enlighten.

This thread however... Is dedicating to the Bengals sucking... as you can see, we have a lot of material.

unfortunetly preacher bengal fans do not have that kind of creativity to have a thread like this...

fansince'76
12-02-2007, 11:49 PM
allllllllllrighty then. Even the mods are dumb.


*waits for ban hammer, but doesn't care*

You're by far the biggest dumbass to darken this forum in a while, and that's saying a LOT. :yawn:

By the way, WE DEY, dumbass.

Preacher
12-03-2007, 12:00 AM
By the way, WE DEY, dumbass.

:toofunny::toofunny:

that is hilarious!!

MACH1
12-03-2007, 01:38 AM
how does a thread go for over a year on the premise of such a weak smack attempt?

you (if you don't understand that, it means yinz) steeler folk amaze me:jawdrop:

This thread will never die with all the material the bungals provide year in and year out, this could go on forever. :cheers:

Since your season is now over, you can go back to what truly makes you happy.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w11/bcrab/catvn5.jpg

bengals_in_miami
12-03-2007, 04:52 PM
By the way, WE DEY, dumbass.you realize the bottom quoted post was yourself, right? SO.....why are you calling yourself a dumbass and saying we dey?


Schizophrenic much?

tony hipchest
12-03-2007, 06:40 PM
you realize the bottom quoted post was yourself, right? SO.....why are you calling yourself a dumbass and saying we dey?


Schizophrenic much?
i was talking to a schitzo once and he said "the bengals suck". then he said "i agree". :hunch:

even certifiable nut jobs know it.

stillers4me
12-03-2007, 07:03 PM
Can we get back on topic, please?????

:chuckle:

fansince'76
12-03-2007, 07:15 PM
you realize the bottom quoted post was yourself, right? SO.....why are you calling yourself a dumbass and saying we dey?


Schizophrenic much?

Just when I thought you sunk to the lowest possible depths of stupidity, you break out a shovel and descend even further. :yawn:

HometownGal
12-03-2007, 07:42 PM
allllllllllrighty then. Even the mods are dumb.


*waits for ban hammer, but doesn't care*

Keep on waiting for that hammer. We keep you around because every Steelers fan needs a Bungle troll to bitch slap.

http://alesrarus.funkydung.com/images/troll.jpg

bengals_in_miami
12-03-2007, 08:17 PM
Keep on waiting for that hammer. We keep you around because every Steelers fan needs a Bungle troll to bitch slap.

http://alesrarus.funkydung.com/images/troll.jpgwell I haven't been "bitch slapped" by anyone yet (or more likely at all), so until then...no.

stillers4me
12-03-2007, 08:40 PM
He should be bitch slapped for ruining a classic Bengals suck thread.

tony hipchest
12-03-2007, 08:49 PM
He should be bitch slapped for ruining a classic Bengals suck thread.
definitely.

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/353100790_4d7c76a33b.jpg

it sucks when a collective creative stream of consciousness is destroyed by a bunglefan intentionally trying to run up the post count of this thread.

the bungles sucks thread is about substance and quality, not quantity.

many of the greatest thinkers mankind has ever known have spoken of the bungles sucktitude in this thread.

this really is a break in the momentum. i think we will have to delete miami-bungle-fans posts in the coffee table book version of this thread.

MACH1
12-03-2007, 09:07 PM
To get back on topic. :sofunny:

http://www.coucoucircus.org/series/images-series/codequantum.jpg

Going to the beginning of time and ending of time the one known constant was that the bengals suck ass.

HometownGal
12-03-2007, 09:20 PM
http://www.digitalmediafx.com/News2001/Images/Pixar02.jpg

To infinity and beyond - the Patriots, ummmmm, I mean the Bungles SUCK!

:chuckle:

touchdownward
12-03-2007, 11:12 PM
"Yeah Barney, those guys were the suckiest sucks that ever sucked. I mean they really sucked. O.K, gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
Oh, and in case you haven't heard, the bengals suck!
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/screenshots/lists/recycled_16.jpg

tony hipchest
12-10-2007, 11:40 PM
on this date, 24 years ago, terry bradshaw threw his final pass in the nfl. upon learning his career was over after his elbow was shredded he had this to say-

"my career may be over for good, but i tell you what.... the bengals will suck forever."

Buzz05
12-11-2007, 02:22 PM
Ravens desperate for a win'
Free-falling Baltimore, winless Miami have a lot on the line Sunday

By Jamison Hensley | Sun reporter
December 11, 2007


In the midst of losing seven consecutive games, the free-falling Ravens are being measured against the league's worst teams.

Is it fair to think the Ravens are as bad as the winless Miami Dolphins, or are the teams dealing with different circumstances?

"Both teams are desperate for a win," Ravens coach Brian Billick said of Sunday's game in Miami. "That is going to make it a heated competition." After a long pause and amid wild confusion in the crowd, Billick then ended with. " But in all fairness, things could be much worse. We atleast finished 13-3 last year. The Bengals suck this year, sucked last year and have always sucked."

The Duke
12-11-2007, 03:03 PM
Ravens desperate for a win'
Free-falling Baltimore, winless Miami have a lot on the line Sunday

By Jamison Hensley | Sun reporter
December 11, 2007


In the midst of losing seven consecutive games, the free-falling Ravens are being measured against the league's worst teams.

Is it fair to think the Ravens are as bad as the winless Miami Dolphins, or are the teams dealing with different circumstances?

"Both teams are desperate for a win," Ravens coach Brian Billick said of Sunday's game in Miami. "That is going to make it a heated competition." After a long pause and amid wild confusion in the crowd, Billick then ended with. " But in all fairness, things could be much worse. We atleast finished 13-3 last year. The Bengals suck this year, sucked last year and have always sucked."

wow, the bengals suck so much that now even the ravens suck too

the bungles suck!

tony hipchest
12-12-2007, 09:20 PM
Bobby Petrino Resigns

after 13 weeks in the nfl, bobby petrino finally got the chance to watch the bengals on tape, while studying for a common opponent. in a state of embarrassement and shame for the league, he promptly quit.

he only addressed his coaching staff for 10 seconds upon his departure from the facilities. he said-

"fellas, i just resigned. the team i leave you with is bad, but the bengals really suck."

wow. thats deep.

Crushzilla
12-13-2007, 10:17 PM
what a shame... rudi johnson is doing so bad that youtube took down that video from youtube.. lol

:toofunny: even youtube thinks the bengals suck.

Just thought I'd put this observation in its rightful place :chuckle:

Crushzilla
12-17-2007, 02:27 AM
The current population of wild bengal tigers in Indian subcontinent is now estimated to be around 1300-1500, which is less than half of the previous estimation of 3000-4500 tigers.

Even natural selection thinks that Bengals suck...

sherlock
12-19-2007, 03:03 AM
This thread is hilarious!...but being a Steeler newbie I`m not quite sure where this derision of the Bengals actually stems from.
Is it purely because they suck and that`s all I need to know!! :smile:

stlrtruck
12-19-2007, 07:20 AM
Is it purely because they suck and that`s all I need to know!! :smile:

YES is the short answer but if you want the real reasons well there are two things you need to do...

1 - Read this entire thread as it will give greater insight into the suckiness of the bungals

2 - Just look at the bungals organization from ownership all the way down to the fan and there should be enough information there to help you with your education of the sucktitude of the bungals!!

And welcome aboard as a newbie!!

lamberts-lost-tooth
12-19-2007, 07:56 AM
.....that after seeing female Bengals Fans....its no coincidence an anagram for Bengals Suck is "Snack Bulges".

HometownGal
12-19-2007, 09:37 AM
HO HO HO!!!! :saintnick:

"I'm checking my list, checking it twice, checking it thrice, checking it . . . . Oh hell, why bother. Nothing but coal for you Bungles - YOU SUCK".

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_images/2130/display/279997.jpg

lamberts-lost-tooth
12-19-2007, 09:42 AM
HO HO HO!!!! :saintnick:

"I'm checking my list, checking it twice, checking it thrice, checking it . . . . Oh hell, why bother. Nothing but coal for you Bungles - YOU SUCK".

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_images/2130/display/279997.jpg

DANG!!! If Santa dont like ya.....YOU SUCK!!!!

MACH1
12-19-2007, 11:08 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/dr_z/11/16/correctness/p1_tj.jpg

You suck........No, You suck.

tony hipchest
12-19-2007, 11:21 AM
^^^^^^^:toofunny:^^^^^^^^

"The Bengals are good.... NOT!

-Borat

lamberts-lost-tooth
12-19-2007, 11:36 AM
.....that after seeing female Bengals Fans....its no coincidence an anagram for Bengals Suck is "Snack Bulges".

Strangely enough.....another anagram for Bengals suck is......"Sack Bungles":sofunny:

tony hipchest
12-19-2007, 01:05 PM
youre slipping, lloydfan....

vaccuums and porn stars revealing the bengals suck was covered in chapter 1. :sofunny:

interresting work on the anagrams LLT.

tony hipchest
12-19-2007, 01:08 PM
hmmmm.... post #666 (the number of the beast) :scratchchin:

:idea:

“How art thou fallen from heaven, O Bungles, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! / For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of The Steelers: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north: / I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.

For that, thou shalt suck for eternity in the firey pits of Cinncinatti.”


:huh: bengals are the devil?

CB1977
12-19-2007, 02:10 PM
As my friend Yoda would say:

Suck, the Bengals do.

HometownGal
12-19-2007, 03:02 PM
"All the Whodeys down in Whodeyville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whodeyville, did not. The Grinch hated the Bengals and their whole miserable season. No need to ask why - everyone knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that kitties do bite . Or maybe CJ's gold teef weren't glued in just right. But I think that the best reason of all is that even the Grinch knows - the Bengals suck balls."

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/grinch2.gif

susielr
12-19-2007, 04:19 PM
Hey now, we need the Bengals to win on Sunday....:wink02:

stillers4me
12-19-2007, 05:46 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/dr_z/11/16/correctness/p1_tj.jpg

You suck........No, You suck.

You suck.......No, you suck, We all suck!!!!

:toofunny:

CB1977
12-19-2007, 10:08 PM
Hey now, we need the Bengals to win on Sunday....:wink02:

But they won't, because they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MACH1
12-20-2007, 12:34 AM
http://www.ci.new-brighton.mn.us/vertical/Sites/%7B2CF34F28-6DFB-45DA-AF59-36896254F224%7D/uploads/%7B74D4458A-2C1E-4876-9923-50DA0E61B2CA%7D.JPG
Some where in a Cincinnati basement


See...See that right there, by the sump pump that looks like the bungals. And you thought the pump sucked

Preacher
12-20-2007, 05:07 AM
I can't beleive... I just spent 2 hours reading through this entire thread....

However, by preponderance of the evidence...

The Bengals Suck.



Oh yeah... and the best post?

Tony Hipchest... "Canadipeans"

Dino 6 Rings
12-20-2007, 03:46 PM
I was talking with Joe Montana and asked him about his 4 superbowl rings, then he told me "yeah, two of them were simple because...The Bengals Suck."

Preacher
12-23-2007, 10:47 PM
The Bengals suck so much that their biggest win of the year...

Give the Steelers the AFCN Championship title!

SteelCityMan786
12-23-2007, 10:50 PM
The Bengals suck so much that their biggest win of the year...

Give the Steelers the AFCN Championship title!

Yeah, and I love how they win that now. But hey, they can screw their fellow state mates of getting in as well.

The Duke
12-24-2007, 02:06 AM
ok, the bungles helped us lock up the afc north, but still I have the urge to say it......The Bungles Suck!

they actually almost managed to give the game away to cleveland, at least cleveland didn't know how to handle the pressure. I mean cincy D gets an interception and what does pro bowl mvp QB Palmer does, he gives it right back to the brownies. then they're eating up the clock and kenny watson fumbles it :dang:

thanks for winning bungles, but......you still suck.....and always will :tt02:

Mewtwo
12-28-2007, 10:46 AM
I know this is late, but a christmas carol...

We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
and THE BENGALS STILL SUCK!

touchdownward
12-29-2007, 08:54 PM
I'm dedicating my 1000th post to this statement.

THE BENGALS SUCK!!!!!!

and Brady is a metrosexual funboy. :sofunny:

Preacher
12-29-2007, 09:04 PM
I'm dedicating my 1000th post to this statement.

THE BENGALS SUCK!!!!!!

and Brady is a metrosexual funboy. :sofunny:

Good for you!

and yes, the Bengals DO suck!

The Duke
01-01-2008, 05:32 PM
2008 and the bungles still suck! :smile:

steelpride12
01-01-2008, 05:40 PM
2008 and the bungles still suck! :smile:

Ha too bad the years get the worst of you if your a Bungle! :bouncy::sofunny:

ShutDown24
01-01-2008, 05:56 PM
The Bengals 2008 resolution: Get 53 players on their roster arrested.

Preacher
01-01-2008, 06:01 PM
The Bengals 2008 resolution: Get 53 players on their roster arrested.

Really?

I thought it would be making bail. I think they already got everyone arrested!

The Duke
01-01-2008, 06:03 PM
The Bengals 2008 resolution: Get 53 players on their roster arrested.

they must be halfway there by now :sofunny:

tony hipchest
01-23-2008, 11:41 AM
i heard an interview with mike tomlin from the senior bowl practices in alabama, and it reminded me that he has been the head coach of the steelers for a whole year now. (how time flies)

when asked what he learned in his rookie season as a head coach he said 2 things-

that there is no manual how to be a head coach and that the bengals suck.

sherlock
01-24-2008, 02:56 PM
I'm dedicating my 1000th post to this statement.

THE BENGALS SUCK!!!!!!

and Brady is a metrosexual funboy. :sofunny:

funboy? :sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:....is that the same as a fruity boy?

Galax Steeler
01-26-2008, 05:37 AM
funboy? :sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:....is that the same as a fruity boy?

Why would you waste a reply on that we all know that the bengals suck.
sorry wrong post

touchdownward
01-26-2008, 08:33 AM
Why would you waste a reply on that we all know that the bengals suck.
sorry wrong post

And why would you "waste" a reply asking the wrong person that question. :wink02:

Not sorry, right post.

MACH1
01-26-2008, 12:25 PM
691 replies later and the bungals suck more than ever.

Steeler in Carolina
01-26-2008, 06:19 PM
make that suck 692 times

Preacher
01-26-2008, 08:02 PM
In an amazing act of honesty, Jim Brown, the great Browns RB admitting why he quite playing football at the top of his game...

"I heard a rumor that a team called "Cincinatti Bengals" was about to come into the league two years into the future. I thought to myself, that team will suck so much, they will ruin my reputation by just being in the same state.

sherlock
01-27-2008, 06:00 AM
Can someone explain how "to suck" came in to being?
I mean,I realise that "to suck" is not a good thing but how did the word suck become synonymous with all things bad.
Hope this question doesn`t suck! :smile:

touchdownward
01-27-2008, 10:06 AM
Can someone explain how "to suck" came in to being?
I mean,I realise that "to suck" is not a good thing but how did the word suck become synonymous with all things bad.
Hope this question doesn`t suck! :smile:
I believe it has been shortened from "they suck ass" .....or another appendage.:chuckle:

The Duke
01-27-2008, 01:58 PM
Can someone explain how "to suck" came in to being?
I mean,I realise that "to suck" is not a good thing but how did the word suck become synonymous with all things bad.
Hope this question doesn`t suck! :smile:

well .........from their start of their franchise they sucked, a they continue the tradition up to today :smile:

OneForTheToe
01-27-2008, 02:18 PM
I did not read the entire thread, so someone could have mentioned this, but historians now believe that Leif Ericson came to this conclusion nearly 500 years before Columbus.

Rhee Rhee
01-28-2008, 03:01 AM
now it's 698... i hope the bengals die... the only thing they're good for are helping the steelers merchandising by buying terrible towels..

tony hipchest
03-19-2008, 03:25 PM
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080319/SPT02/803190369/1066/SPT

Chad Johnson's offseason of discontent could be headed for its first showdown with the Bengals.

The Bengals wide receiver, in a series of Los Angeles-based television appearances, said he would not participate in the team's offseason strength and conditioning program beginning Monday.

"I will not be there," he said during a late afternoon stop at Current TV and Current.com. "There are a lot of issues that need to be dealt with. Nothing has changed.... the Bengals suck."

BettisFan
03-19-2008, 03:29 PM
The steelers will always be AMERICAS TEAM and cowboys suck even if no one other than steeler fans admit it!

tony hipchest
03-19-2008, 03:42 PM
The steelers will always be AMERICAS TEAM and cowboys suck even if no one other than steeler fans admit it!

Confucius say "silence is golden" and that the bungles suck.

dont suck like a bengal. get with the program, please. :wave:

MACH1
03-20-2008, 12:42 AM
Remember the Alamo.

The Mexicans said the Texans suck almost as much as the bungals.

BettisFan
03-20-2008, 12:51 AM
Martin Luther King Jr. Said

"one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers as long as they arent bungles or clowns fans."

True story

CB1977
03-20-2008, 09:10 AM
C'mon Bettis....stick with the thread here.

Don't include my Browns on a Bengals sucks board. There's no comparison man!!!

stlrtruck
03-20-2008, 10:18 AM
C'mon Bettis....stick with the thread here.

Don't include my Browns on a Bengals sucks board. There's no comparison man!!!

I gotta agree...as much as the browns suck....the bungals are like a girl in the red light district, sucks more than a hoover.

And on to other news...the bungals suck so bad, the city is allowing TSC Group (the offshoring IT company from India) to open up a new 20 million dollar facility and then giving them tax breaks almost equal to that amount...talk about sucking!!!

http://www.ibnlive.com/news/tcs-unveils-its-largest-campus-in-us/61559-7.html

tony hipchest
03-22-2008, 12:04 AM
on this good friday, 1975 years ago Jesus died on the cross. He descended into hell to rebuke satan, and awaken his forefathers. as the firey brimstone froze over to pave his path, he took in the bengals in the superbowl, a game in which they won.

3 days after his death Jesus arose and proclaimed "the bengals suck".

BettisFan
03-22-2008, 02:43 AM
C'mon Bettis....stick with the thread here.

Don't include my Browns on a Bengals sucks board. There's no comparison man!!!

My bad CB i would change it but cant, :hug:, think of this as me repaying you! :cheers:, (this is the last time i will be apoligizing for making fun of the clowns)

stlrtruck
03-27-2008, 11:45 AM
The final page of Congress' report on steroid use in professional sports was originally left out, fearing that their findings may show partiality....however, research by the NY Times has revealed their true findings:

"In as much as we do not condone the usage of such physically altering and medically detrimental medicines in any means, we, the Congressional Committee on Integrity in Sports, have determined that the Cincinnati Bengals shall be allowed to use any and all such medicines for the simple determined fact - THAT THEY SUCK!!" and regardless of any usage of determined steroids or human growth hormones THE BUNGLES WILL ALWAYS SUCK!

millwalldavey
03-28-2008, 04:42 PM
"And we hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal, and that the BENGALS SUCK!"

HometownGal
03-28-2008, 05:29 PM
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2005/12/14/1134594035_4687.jpg

Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life, Bungles fans, because your Bungles SUCK.

tony hipchest
03-31-2008, 04:59 PM
"And we hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal, and that the BENGALS SUCK!"sorry millwalldavey, the preamble, decleration of independance, constitution, gettysburg address, etc. have all been covered. :chuckle:

well maybe not the constitution...

amendment 17- prohibition of the bengals sucking, to give them a fighting chance.

amendment 21- amendment 17 repealed making the bengals suck legal again.

tony hipchest
04-01-2008, 12:25 AM
i gotta admit guys.... THE BENGALS RAWK!!!! .....:jammin:..:guitar:..:tt03:..:beerbang:












APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!




...the bengals suck.

lamberts-lost-tooth
04-01-2008, 09:37 AM
In 1492
Columbus sailed the ocean blue
He found a guide (an indian laddie)
who took him up to Cinncinatti

Columbus asked "Please, do tell...
what the crap is that awful smell"?
The young lad shrugged, and then replied
I saw a chance to be your guide...

...and take you here. What can I say?
I though it might make you go away.
Columbus said..."Its just your luck..
Europe already knows....THE BENGALS SUCK.

tony hipchest
04-01-2008, 09:47 AM
brilliant!

hey, did i tell you all im moving to NYC to start producing this thread into a show for Broadway?

yeah, its a take on the Vagina Monologues with a bungles spin.

i call it The Bengals Suck Monologues

lamberts-lost-tooth
04-01-2008, 09:54 AM
brilliant!

hey, did i tell you all im moving to NYC to start producing this thread into a show for Broadway?

yeah, its a take on the Vagina Monologues with a bungles spin.

i call it The Bengals Suck Monologues

LOL...should have a longer run than "Cats"

BettisFan
04-01-2008, 01:01 PM
haha this is such a great thread!

Stlrs4Life
04-01-2008, 05:09 PM
Can't believe this thread is still going! And the Bengals stil Suck!

TackleMeBen
04-01-2008, 09:57 PM
In 1492
Columbus sailed the ocean blue
He found a guide (an indian laddie)
who took him up to Cinncinatti

Columbus asked "Please, do tell...
what the crap is that awful smell"?
The young lad shrugged, and then replied
I saw a chance to be your guide...

...and take you here. What can I say?
I though it might make you go away.
Columbus said..."Its just your luck..
Europe already knows....THE BENGALS SUCK.

that is too funny...lol.

tony hipchest
04-02-2008, 09:55 AM
amazing discovery as scientists finally discover something in the universe that is smaller than cinncinatti, yet sucks more-

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/sc_nm/space_blackhole_dc

Mini-black hole is smallest ever but still strong

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - NASA scientists have identified the smallest black hole ever found -- less than four times the mass of our sun and about the size of a large city.

But the mini-black hole, dubbed J1650, could still stretch a person into a "strand of spaghetti" with its pull, the researchers told a meeting in Los Angeles.

"This black hole is really pushing the limits. For many years astronomers have wanted to know the smallest possible size of a black hole, and this little guy is a big step toward answering that question," Nikolai Shaposhnikov of NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Maryland, said in a statement.

It would likely be stronger than bigger black holes found at the centers of galaxies. Shaposhnikov said if someone ventured too close to J1650, its gravity would "stretch your body into a strand of spaghetti."

Like other black holes, it was formed by a star that ran out of fuel and shut down, collapsing due to its own gravity.

Shaposhnikov and his Goddard colleague Lev Titarchuk used NASA's Rossi X-ray Timing Explorer satellite and a new method to estimate the size of the black hole, found in a system in the southern constellation Ara, in our own Milky Way Galaxy.

It measures the oscillation of hot gas piling up near the black hole as it sucks in matter, they told a meeting in Los Angeles of the American Astronomical Society High-Energy Astrophysics Division.

The new black hole has a mass of 3.8 Suns and would be about 15 miles across, they estimate [a bit smaller than Cinncinatti]. "This makes the black hole one of the smallest objects ever discovered outside our solar system," Shaposhnikov said.


AMAZING!

even einstein predicted the bengals suck (E=MCBengalssuck2)

"Amazingly, equations from Albert Einstein predict that a black hole with 3.8 times the mass of our Sun would be only 15 miles across -- the size of a city," NASA said in a statement.

stlrtruck
04-02-2008, 10:14 AM
The Invetor of the Hoover Vacuum Knew the Bengals Suck

About HooverThe Hoover story begins in 1907. Murray Spangler, an inventor who worked nights as a janitor, gathered a tin soap box, a fan, a sateen pillow case and a broom handle, and assembled an odd-looking, cumbersome contraption that managed to pull the dust away from the air he breathed. He quickly realized that this "bengals suction sweeper," as he called it, had enormous sales potential, and he began seeking financial backing. However, in order to increase sales, he had to eliminate the bengals name from the contraption because he thought people would get confused with the sucking abilities of the vacuum to the suckiness of the bengals and sales would deminish.

stlrtruck
04-02-2008, 10:41 AM
Maxim recalls one of the bengals suckiest moments:

http://maxim.com/Sports/Norightssuperbowlwilsonsfillup/slideshow/13633/938.aspx

tony hipchest
04-15-2008, 03:21 PM
*BREAKING NEWS*

NFL Announces the Bengals Suck

The NFL sent a clear message with the release of the 2008 schedule today. The bengals were awarded 1 primetime game in which they will methodically be beatdown by intradivision rival Pittsburgh Steelers on a Thursday night NFL Network game.

The browns have 5 games in the spotlight. :thumbsup::sofunny::rofl::chuckle::toofunny:

in other news... chad johnson cried and increased his demands for a trade.

Dino 6 Rings
04-28-2008, 05:52 PM
After evaluating the draft, all night long, crunching numbers til my mind hurt, watching 1000 hours of tape on every team's draft picks through the first 5 rounds I have come to the conclusion that...

THE BENGALS STILL SUCK!!!!

Preacher
04-28-2008, 06:10 PM
Wait a second... in 1492, didn't Columbus discover america?

tony hipchest
04-28-2008, 06:12 PM
Wait a second... in 1492, didn't Columbus discover america?
:buttkick:

TackleMeBen
04-28-2008, 09:53 PM
Wait a second... in 1492, didn't Columbus discover america?
i thought he discovered cheese :flap:.. and even the cheese knows that bengals suck!!!

Preacher
04-28-2008, 11:16 PM
:buttkick:

:laughing:

Preacher
04-29-2008, 12:11 AM
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

nice. looks like this threads got legs...


Notice that this was post 12---

If you had only known!!

Galax Steeler
05-01-2008, 05:17 AM
In 1942 columbus discoverd that chad johnson was a whiney ass wanting out of cinci.

tony hipchest
05-05-2008, 11:28 PM
:party: happy cinco de mayo!

or en espanol-

"buenos ocho del sucko"

43Hitman
05-06-2008, 04:53 PM
In 1492 Christopher Colombus discovered "swiss cheese" and saw that the Bengals Suck!

Steeler in Carolina
05-06-2008, 05:02 PM
Still yet, it is 2008 and they still suck.

stlrtruck
05-07-2008, 08:36 AM
Still yet, it is 2008 and they still suck.

That's a magnitude of suckitude

Preacher
05-08-2008, 04:34 PM
A press release today was buried by the NFL. However, it came out of L.A.

Not Here Please
Los Angeles.

The city officials and others working hard to bring an NFL team to Los Angeles has said no to one franchise, the Cincinnati Bengals.

According to league sources, one L.A. representative put it bluntly, "Why do we want the Bengals to come here? Our crime rate is bad enough, our underage girls will be in even more danger, and beyond all that, the Bengals suck."

The response from the NFL? "He's right, they do suck."

L.A. continues to search for a NFL caliber team. On another note, so does Cincinnati.

MACH1
05-08-2008, 05:23 PM
NEW YORK -- Former Patriots video assistant Matt Walsh sent the NFL videotapes that show New England violated league rules by recording opposing coaches' play calling signals.


The NFL said it received a letter from Michael Levy, the lawyer for Walsh, detailing the tapes that were scheduled to arrive today at the league's New York offices.

The only team reportedly not videoed were the bengals. According to belichick* thats one sucky team and who needs to cheat to beat them.

Galax Steeler
05-08-2008, 05:26 PM
A press release today was buried by the NFL. However, it came out of L.A.

And what did we learn out of this that the BENGALS STILL AND WILL ALWAYS SUCK.

stillers4me
05-18-2008, 09:07 AM
May 16, 2008.........my 8 year old stepgranddaughter Destiney from the backseat of the car:

"The Bengals are L-O-O-Z-E-R-S.........loozers!"

Dino 6 Rings
06-04-2008, 12:56 PM
Well with the Browns getting all the love in this Forum, I figured I'd drop in and remind everyone...The Bengals Still Suck.

RoethlisBURGHer
06-04-2008, 01:26 PM
Always have...always will!

Preacher
07-23-2008, 08:00 PM
Tell me today, question me tonight
try to explain this horrible blight.
When over their opponents, the Steelers run amok,
Why is it that year after year, the Bengals always suck?


HEY BENGALS...................

http://www.makemyblogmoney.com/Images/you%20suck%20ad.gif

MACH1
07-26-2008, 09:23 PM
I came all the way to Alaska and met a native in a remote village wheres there's no tv. The first thing he said to me instead of hello was, did you know the bengals suck?

stillers4me
07-27-2008, 03:58 PM
Johnson reports to Bengals camp
38 minutes ago

GEORGETOWN, KENTUCKY (TICKER) —Chad Johnson reported to Cincinnati Bengals training camp on Saturday, the latest development in what has been a contentious offseason for the disgruntled wide receiver.

Johnson carried his belongings into the team’s dorm complex at Georgetown College but did not acknowledge reporters, continuing his self-imposed boycott of the Cincinnati media. He was observed muttering to himself, " Here I am again, the start of another football season, still a Bengal, and the motherf%^*ers still suck!".

Steelman16
07-27-2008, 06:06 PM
Johnson reports to Bengals camp
38 minutes ago

GEORGETOWN, KENTUCKY (TICKER) —Chad Johnson reported to Cincinnati Bengals training camp on Saturday, the latest development in what has been a contentious offseason for the disgruntled wide receiver.

Johnson carried his belongings into the team’s dorm complex at Georgetown College but did not acknowledge reporters, continuing his self-imposed boycott of the Cincinnati media. He was observed muttering to himself, " Here I am again, the start of another football season and the motherf%^*ers still suck!".

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

Good ol' Chad. :flap:

Galax Steeler
07-29-2008, 05:17 AM
At least he admits that they suck.:toofunny::toofunny:

stlrtruck
07-29-2008, 08:55 AM
New findings in an archeological dig have found new writings in the New Testament as to Jesus' last words:

"Forgive them father for they know not that the bengals suck" and then he breathed his last breathe.

vasteeler
07-29-2008, 11:40 AM
man I knew they sucked befor 1492 now we have the proof

tony hipchest
08-05-2008, 11:34 AM
Bunglefan too fat to be put to death????

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080805/ap_on_re_us/death_penalty_cooey;_ylt=AnyQZVHO4OIdrHZoL0yAWQlH2 ocA

COLUMBUS, Ohio - A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.

Lawyers for Richard Cooey argue in a federal lawsuit that Cooey — 5-feet-7 and 267 pounds — had poor veins when he faced execution five years ago and the problem has been worsened by weight gain.

The lawsuit, filed Friday in federal court, also says prison officials have had difficulty drawing blood from Cooey for medical procedures.

Cooey, 41, is sentenced to die for raping and murdering two young women in 1986. His execution is scheduled for Oct. 14.

If appeals fail the lifelong cincinatti bengal fan has said he will follow in the footsteps of the raiderfan who was executed last year. Raider Fan's last words before getting the needle were "raiders rule". in protest Cooey is planning to yell "the bengals suck!"

vasteeler
08-05-2008, 11:38 AM
Bunglefan too fat to be put to death????

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080805/ap_on_re_us/death_penalty_cooey;_ylt=AnyQZVHO4OIdrHZoL0yAWQlH2 ocA

they should just shoot him in the face

tony hipchest
08-19-2008, 02:32 PM
516 years later, bunglefans are starting to dicover it too.

on the chris henry signing:
I am for it....

I have seen this team so far and we SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we did not just play bad we SUCKED. we could not cover our gaps, tackling was non existent, hell our so called good DB's are only as good as the pressure that our D puts on the QB.

With that said, with our with out chad, c. henry, who ever this "team" if we can call them that will never be better that 8-8 and with our schedule I would not be suprised if we would go 4-12 this year.


after all that bs as long as MIke Brown is around we WILL SUCK and be a Joke in this league. I wish I did not care so much about the bengals, because it makes it harder to see this crap still go on.

-random bunglefan on random bungle message board

:toofunny:

SteelMember
08-19-2008, 04:23 PM
Bring 'em all back...They'll already be in uniform when they're released. Orange jumpers or stripes, it won't matter.

millwalldavey
08-19-2008, 09:05 PM
Bring 'em all back...They'll already be in uniform when they're released. Orange jumpers or stripes, it won't matter.

I never really thought about that! I guess they keep those colors to make most of the team feel at home.

tony hipchest
08-19-2008, 09:21 PM
This is your captain speaking.

Sorry for the delay, and bumps along the way, but we are experincing a bit of turbulence and a possible hijacking in progress. We are addressing the issue to insure you have a safe flight and enjoy the ride. Please bear with us.

And as always, thank you for flying BSA (Bengals Suck Airlines)

:laughing:

SteelMember
08-22-2008, 04:37 PM
This is your captain speaking.

Sorry for the delay, and bumps along the way, but we are experincing a bit of turbulence and a possible hijacking in progress. We are addressing the issue to insure you have a safe flight and enjoy the ride. Please bear with us.

And as always, thank you for flying BSA (Bengals Suck Airlines)

:laughing:
:sofunny:

The captian has turned off the seatbelt sign, and you will be free to move about the cabin. We have a special gueast with us today, Mr. Henry in the back. He is on his way to help revive a decimated bengals wide receiver corp. Even though he has been well rested and has learned a few new tricks from his friends in the government funded commune, he has failed to realize one very important thing.

Yes, the Bengals still suck!

ShutDown24
08-22-2008, 05:18 PM
The Bengals SUCK so much, Chris Henry almost didn't even consider re-signing with the team. Then he remembered all those legal fees...

SteelMember
08-26-2008, 04:52 PM
A breakfast cereal trilogy

Pink hearts, Yellow moons, Green clovers....And the bengals still suck!

Silly Rabbit...the bengals still suck!

He likes it, hey Mikey...they still suck!

MACH1
08-26-2008, 05:04 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f386/benthissell/bengalssuck.gif

tony hipchest
08-26-2008, 06:04 PM
A breakfast cereal trilogy

Pink hearts, Yellow moons, Green clovers....And the bengals still suck!

Silly Rabbit...the bengals still suck!

He likes it, hey Mikey...they still suck!:laughing: just when i think all material has been used or has jumped the bengals suck shark, i am pleasantly suprised. :thumbsup:

from another thread-

Samuel Adams:
“ He who made all men hath made the truths necessary to human happiness obvious to all… The Bengals suck.” [ "American Independence," August 1, 1776. Speech delivered at the State House in Philadelphia]

(thanks preach)

MACH1
08-26-2008, 06:25 PM
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/shultz.jpg

I know nonthink, but bengals suck!


Can't remember if this one's been done?

MACH1
08-26-2008, 10:38 PM
Or this one....


http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolr/velma-scooby-doo-400a111306.jpg
Jinkys...The bungals suck! Right Scoob.

tony hipchest
08-26-2008, 11:16 PM
right raggy. rrrungles rrruck!

-scooby doo (no relation to dawg-E-doo)

SteelMember
08-27-2008, 12:24 PM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat...because the bengals still suck."

~ Sheriff Brody - Jaws

Dino 6 Rings
08-27-2008, 12:31 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket....

who said the Bengals Still SUCK IT!

stlrtruck
08-27-2008, 12:54 PM
The Itsy Bitsy Bengal went up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the bengal out
Out came the sun and dried the bengal up
And the itsy bitsy bengal still sucked!

tony hipchest
08-27-2008, 03:18 PM
:toofunny::sofunny::toofunny::sofunny::toofunny:

:tt::tt03:CREATIVITY IS ALIVE AND WELL IN THE 1492 THREAD!!!! :tt02:...:helmet:

a jaws quote, bathroom wall inscription and a nursery rhyme! :laughing: BRILLIANT!


There once was a man from Nantucket....

who said the Bengals Still SUCK IT!but dino, this one is so obvious and simply perfect.... definitely a top 10 in this thread. :thumbsup: i feel like a complete fool for not thinking of it first!

here i sit broken hearted,
came to say the bungles suck and only farted.

stlrtruck
08-27-2008, 03:49 PM
We've seen some strange things over the years,
many have brought us to tears.
One thing made us irate,
That was the lack of discipline for spygate
Let's go back in time for luck,
When the raiders learned how to tuck
But through it all, the Bengals SUCK

Preacher
08-27-2008, 04:11 PM
I pledge no allegiance, to the flag, of the Bengals sucky nation, nor to the crimes for which it stands. One nation, with complete suckage, incorrigible, with libel, and convictions for all.

http://www.teammascot.com/aaa/images/products/160/6449_160.jpg

MACH1
08-27-2008, 04:34 PM
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game

Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !

Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?
A. The Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a SuperBowl Championship ring?
A. A thief

Q. Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team?
A. Because then Cincinnati would want one

Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Mike Brown has no idea! -- and we may never know either!

Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Tankus_Maximus
08-27-2008, 11:22 PM
An Irish man walks by a bar...(hey it could happen) and says THE BENGALS SUCK!!!!

Tankus_Maximus
08-27-2008, 11:24 PM
A bengal fan & raider fan fall off of a cliff, who wins?

HUMANITY!!

SteelMember
08-28-2008, 08:07 AM
"You can lead a horse to water, but the bengals will still suck"

stillers4me
08-28-2008, 08:31 AM
"I won't predict anything historic. But nothing is impossible. Unless you're the Bengals. They suck."

Michael Phelps

tony hipchest
08-28-2008, 09:58 AM
How much wood would a woodchuck suck,
if a woodchuck could suck wood?

i dont know, just ask Carson...
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7042/palmerhk5.jpg


BIGGER THAN THE BUNS
SMOKED POLE
BIGGER LINKS
BIGGER TASTE
BIGGER SUCK

Tankus_Maximus
08-28-2008, 10:31 AM
Q: What is the word that begins with the letter N and ends with the letter R, that you NEVER want to call a Bengal fan??












A: Neighbor

Tankus_Maximus
08-28-2008, 10:33 AM
"Mama always said, stupid is as stupid does, and the Bengals really suck"

MACH1
08-28-2008, 10:54 AM
Why are the bengals eyes red after sex?

Because of the mace!!!

tony hipchest
08-28-2008, 11:02 AM
Greater is the chance of a camel walking through the eye of a needle, than a bengal not suck.

-Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

stlrtruck
08-28-2008, 11:12 AM
-Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

Speaking of the Lord, is everyone aware that Moses originally had 4 tablets but the other two explained in detail why the bengals suck and when Moses read it, he began to cry because he thought it sucked being in Egypt. He then asked God if he could leave these two tablets on the mountain, because if the Israelites were to hear how bad the bengals sucked, they may choose to go back to Egypt.

Just sayin'....when you think your situation in life sucks, remember you could be a bengal!!

SteelMember
08-28-2008, 12:05 PM
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley. The bengals really suck! ~ Airplane

SteelMember
08-28-2008, 12:09 PM
To be, or not to be? The bengals still suck, it's their destiny. ~ William Shakespeare

MACH1
08-28-2008, 12:12 PM
Why were the bungles the last to have a web site?

They couldn't put three w's together.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w11/bcrab/cincyfans3.jpg


I know, I know its old.

Dino 6 Rings
08-28-2008, 05:54 PM
I thinks its time we stop chilrden
whats that sound...

nevermind...its just the Bengals SUCKING.

- buffalo sprinfield -

Preacher
08-28-2008, 08:25 PM
Why were the bungles the last to have a web site?

They couldn't put three w's together.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w11/bcrab/cincyfans3.jpg


I know, I know its old.

You tiger now!