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Steelman16
08-28-2008, 10:35 PM
Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a duck
Shouted to the neighborhood
The Bengals really suck

MACH1
08-28-2008, 10:59 PM
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
"The bengals suck" all the way home...

Dino 6 Rings
08-28-2008, 11:07 PM
Hickory Dickory DOCK
The Bengals Still SUCK

Bricka Bracka
FireCracker
Shish Koom Bah
Bengals Suck
Bengals Suck
Rah Rah Rah!

tony hipchest
08-29-2008, 12:28 AM
Dr. seuss knew the bengals sucked:

"i do not like green eggs and ham,
i will not eat them Sam-I-Am,

i will not eat them for a buck.
i will not eat them in a truck.
i do not care the bengals suck.
i really dont give a fig."

Go Suck Go

One Fish,
Two Fish,
The Bengals Suck,
Blue Fish

"millions of bengals, and milions of drums...
dum suckity dum suckity dum dum dum".

bunglefans favorite dr. seuss book? Hop on Pop

Galax Steeler
08-29-2008, 04:02 AM
After all of this we have found out that the bungholes still suck.

Tankus_Maximus
08-29-2008, 08:43 AM
"If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.....and the BENGALS SUCK"

stlrtruck
08-29-2008, 09:35 AM
"Yeah, I killed two people and paid a lot of money to be found innocent, but at least I was never a bengal - THEY SUCK!! - OJ Simpson

Tankus_Maximus
08-29-2008, 10:37 PM
With great power, comes great responsibility.....and the Bengals suck ass through a straw!!

stlrtruck
08-30-2008, 01:02 PM
With great power, comes great responsibility.....and the Bengals suck ass through a straw!!

Through a straw....now that's some powerful suckitude!!! :toofunny: :rofl:

Steelman16
08-31-2008, 01:07 AM
Through a straw....now that's some powerful suckitude!!! :toofunny: :rofl:

Who else would be able to pull off such a feat? :sofunny:

SteelMember
09-02-2008, 03:02 PM
"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it......It was you, Charley and the bengals totally suck!" ~ On the Waterfront

stillers4me
09-02-2008, 04:44 PM
The truth? You can't handle the truth. The Bengals suck.

Tankus_Maximus
09-02-2008, 10:02 PM
"Luke,....I am your father"

"NO!! It's not true!! It's impossible!!!"

(as Luke falls down the air shaft)

"The Bengals suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"

MACH1
09-02-2008, 11:33 PM
http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/212/1/7/Ren_and_Stimpy_Need_to_Whiz_by_Old_School_Nick.jpg

The bengals suck so bad it makes our balls hurt.

HAPPY HAPPY
JOY JOY

tony hipchest
09-03-2008, 08:59 AM
:whistle:

"Look who sucks,
sucks again.
The Bengals suck.
Tell a friend.

look who sucks,
look who sucks,
look who sucks,
look who suuuuucks, sucks,sucks, sucks.

Ive created a monsta,
Nobody wansta watch the bungles no more."

-Detroit naitvie and pronounced Lions fan Eminem

Galax Steeler
09-04-2008, 04:15 AM
In 1942 columbus discovered that carson palmer wore a maxie pad on his face when he broke his nose.

Dino 6 Rings
09-07-2008, 03:02 PM
Hickory
Dickory
DOCK

The Bengals
Continue
TO SUCK!!

SteelCityMan786
09-07-2008, 03:20 PM
It's 4:20 on Sunday September 7, 2008 AND THE BENGALS STILL SUCK!!!!

WisconsinSteelerMan
09-08-2008, 03:34 PM
So what I am gleaning from this thread of EIGHTY PAGES is this...






Please correct me if I am wrong...







I may have missed a post or two from the past EIGHTY PAGES...





But in the opinions of the folks who inhabit this forum on a daily basis...










DO THE BENGALS REALLY SUCK???



HELLS YES THEY DO!!!

stlrtruck
09-09-2008, 08:01 AM
Heard in the bengals locker room after the humiliating loss to the ratbirds:

WHO SUCKS?
WE SUCK
WHO SUCKS?
WE SUCK

SteelMember
09-16-2008, 07:28 AM
Mork calling Orsen, Come in Orsen...

"Yes, All indications lead me to believe that the bengals do indeed suck. They have sucked, do suck and will continue to suck."

Mork out.

Tankus_Maximus
09-16-2008, 08:57 AM
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Schlemeel, Schlemazel, Hasenfeffer Incorporated

We're gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we'll take it!
Give us any rule, we'll break it!
We're gonna make our dreams come true
Doin it our way

Not the Bungles way, cuz they truly suck!

stlrtruck
09-16-2008, 01:03 PM
An original script from the movie, "Spaceballs" has been found and one of the closing lines was evidently re-written. The original script is below:

Setting: Helmet is in the control room and the switch moves:

Commander: "Sir, we've gone from blow to bengals"

Helmet: "What, we've gone to bengals?"

Commander: "Yes sir, we are in suck mode!"

Angina
09-17-2008, 08:58 AM
Printed in a church bulletin:

"Minister: The Bengals Suck

Congregational Response: They are suckin' indeed!!"


Angina

Dino 6 Rings
09-22-2008, 04:20 PM
We may have lost, but it must be stated...

The BENGALS STILL SUCK!!!

touchdownward
09-22-2008, 09:20 PM
So I'm watching Monday Night Raw tonight (between MNF commercials) and they are in Cincy. When the camera panned on some of the Bengal's players, the crowd started booing. One of the announcers, Michael Cole, asked "Why are they booing the hometown team?" Jerry Lawler curtly replies "IT'S BECAUSE THE BENGALS SUCK!". True story. :chuckle:

Dino 6 Rings
09-28-2008, 08:03 PM
0-4

home loss to the 0-3 browns.

its now official

The Bengals SUCK!

MACH1
09-28-2008, 09:48 PM
So I'm watching Monday Night Raw tonight (between MNF commercials) and they are in Cincy. When the camera panned on some of the Bengal's players, the crowd started booing. One of the announcers, Michael Cole, asked "Why are they booing the hometown team?" Jerry Lawler curtly replies "IT'S BECAUSE THE BENGALS SUCK!". True story. :chuckle:

Its good to be the king. :laughing:

Tankus_Maximus
10-02-2008, 09:48 AM
All hail the King! :tt:

So I'm watching Monday Night Raw tonight (between MNF commercials) and they are in Cincy. When the camera panned on some of the Bengal's players, the crowd started booing. One of the announcers, Michael Cole, asked "Why are they booing the hometown team?" Jerry Lawler curtly replies "IT'S BECAUSE THE BENGALS SUCK!". True story. :chuckle:

Dino 6 Rings
10-05-2008, 09:04 PM
0-5

yep...I'm so worried about the Bengals...

oh wait, no I'm not cause


THE BENGALS SUCK!

SteelMember
10-08-2008, 02:16 PM
"What we have here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men, but the bengals really suck and there's nothing we can do to change it".
- The Captain ~ Cool Hand Luke


A Bengals Sucks Tribute to Paul Newman

MACH1
10-08-2008, 07:56 PM
BENGALS
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/15/bill%20murray%20you%20suck.jpg

msafford
10-09-2008, 03:21 PM
http://pic70.picturetrail.com/VOL1850/7714131/15251346/337988300.jpg

but seriously though....we should stop making fun of the Bungles.....this guy might have to beat some a$$

http://pic70.picturetrail.com/VOL1850/7714131/15251346/337988297.jpg

Preacher
10-09-2008, 07:09 PM
After seeing the last two "Superstars" of the Bengals....

http://pyleoflist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/carsondog.jpg

And THIS.....

http://www.centralmediaserver.com/wkrc/news/ickey-woods.jpg

Once can only conclude.... THE BENGALS SUCK!

Dino 6 Rings
10-12-2008, 05:01 PM
Dash Dot Dot Dot
Dot
Dash Dot
Dash Dash Dot
Dot Dash
Dot Dash Dot Dot
Dot Dot Dot

Dot Dot Dot
Dot Dot Dash
Dash Dot Dash Dot
Dash Dot Dash

That would be Morris Code

For

BENGALS SUCK!

Steeler in Carolina
10-12-2008, 09:04 PM
Yep, just as a suspected, the Bengals still suck.

lamberts-lost-tooth
10-13-2008, 01:14 PM
"What we have here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men, but the bengals really suck and there's nothing we can do to change it".
- The Captain ~ Cool Hand Luke


A Bengals Sucks Tribute to Paul Newman

Convict: they don't know what they doin'.
Luke: Oh boy, they knows exactly what they's doin'. They's drivin' us crazy and lovin' every minute of it.
Dragline: Shut your mouth about my Bengals
Luke: They suck and the knows they suck.

stlrtruck
10-13-2008, 01:28 PM
TO in his latest interview stated the following about the Cowboys interest in Chad Johnson when he spoke,

"Look I like Chad and as terrible as we've been (starts crying) lately, and I know if we had a more competent sidekick to my awesomeness (more tears), and if Romo could not get touched for 20 seconds while I could get myself open with multiple cuts and changes in the assigned route (more tears), we just don't need anyone from the bungals, (more tears) I mean bengals...I know we're bad but man they suck!!! (more tears) I'm sorry CJ but the bengals suck man! (more tears)

MasterOfPuppets
10-13-2008, 01:34 PM
TO in his latest interview stated the following about the Cowboys interest in Chad Johnson when he spoke,

"Look I like Chad and as terrible as we've been (starts crying) lately, and I know if we had a more competent sidekick to my awesomeness (more tears), and if Romo could not get touched for 20 seconds while I could get myself open with multiple cuts and changes in the assigned route (more tears), we just don't need anyone from the bungals, (more tears) I mean bengals...I know we're bad but man they suck!!! (more tears) I'm sorry CJ but the bengals suck man! (more tears)

:link: .........:laughing:

stlrtruck
10-13-2008, 02:31 PM
:link: .........:laughing:

www.bengalssuck.com

and

www.to-breakdown-cry2much.com

:toofunny: :applaudit:

tony hipchest
10-13-2008, 03:23 PM
on this day 2 years ago, we discovered that columbus discovered that the bungles suck in 1492.

has it really been just 2 years. golly, its seems like this thread has been around for atleast 20. :tt03:

happy columbus day and be glad the govt has set this day aside for us to reflect on "the bungles suck" and appreciate that this year they suck just as bad as they ever have!

:laughing: 0-6 :laughing:

MACH1
10-26-2008, 10:50 PM
And with the first pick of the 2009 draft. The Bungals pick wishes he had one more year of school.

Preacher
10-28-2008, 07:57 PM
And with the first pick of the 2009 draft. The Bungals pick wishes he had one more year of school.


Why? They will still suck next year! :rofl:

stlrtruck
10-29-2008, 07:28 AM
Why? They will still suck next year! :rofl:

It would take Nostradomus (sp?) to wake from his grave to determine when the bungles will not suck. But he'd get so tired of going through year by year to finally give up and predict the bungles will always suck!!

El-Gonzo Jackson
10-29-2008, 11:50 AM
Didnt you guys watch the NFL films bit on the Steelers winning SB XL?? Troy corrected Cowher that Columbus first discovered the West Indies.........then he discovered that the Bengals Suck!!!

Please try to preserve the accuracy of history. :wink:

Dino 6 Rings
10-30-2008, 04:41 PM
I was feeling blue
about being only 5-2
then I looked at the standing and I realized
how god dang much
the Bengals truly SUCK

Steelman16
10-30-2008, 05:15 PM
Oh, Bungles did you know
That winless you may go?

Oh, Bungles can't you see
The beauty of 0-and-16?

Oh, Bungles why the guarantee?
Going 0-and-16 would be so easy

Oh, Bungles think of the media
And the hype they'll bring to ya

With T.J. and Chad Johnson
It's not too far off , yes it can be done
With the Havard quarterback
It's really not much use to talk smack
Oh, it's gonna be so much fun
Oh, 0-and-16, here we come

With Marvin on the sideline
The football side of it will be just fine
With Cincinnati's backing
There will be some serious fasting
From winning any games, but that's ok
Oh, imagine the chaos, imagine the fun
Oh, 0-and-16, here we come

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, imagine the chaos
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, imagine the fun
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, 0-and-16, here we come
Oh, Bungles the truth is almost too much
Oh, Bungles the truth is you really do suck


Copyright 2008 Steelman16 :wink02:

RoethlisBURGHer
10-30-2008, 05:23 PM
It's 6:23 PM on October 30, 2008 AND THE BENGALS STILL SUCK!

cowboykilla
10-31-2008, 04:25 PM
The bungles suck almost as much as the ratbirds. God i hate the ratbirds.

Dino 6 Rings
11-03-2008, 12:11 PM
Jaguars Really Suck

BUT THE BENGALS STILL SUCK MORE!

tony hipchest
11-03-2008, 04:42 PM
4 years in harvard wasnt enough for ryan fitzpatric to learn.

he had to actually spend 3 months in cinncinatti to figure out the bungles suck.

stillers4me
11-03-2008, 06:03 PM
The bungles suck almost as much as the ratbirds. God i hate the ratbirds.

Stay on topic, son!

Steeler in Carolina
11-08-2008, 07:39 AM
Change is in store for the US according to Obama. I guess Cincinnati is no longer part of the US, because the Bengals still suck.

Preacher
11-08-2008, 04:31 PM
Wow.

I just spent 3 and a half hours in the Heinz Pittsburgh history center. I learned a lot of things, but one thing that was left out was that....


THE BENGALS SUCK!

MasterOfPuppets
11-08-2008, 05:30 PM
Wow.

I just spent 3 and a half hours in the Heinz Pittsburgh history center. I learned a lot of things, but one thing that was left out was that....


THE BENGALS SUCK!
you have to go to the cinnci history center, if ya wanna know how deep thier suckdom really runs.

Preacher
11-08-2008, 09:12 PM
you have to go to the cinnci history center, if ya wanna know how deep thier suckdom really runs.

They don't have one.

The cinci history center got sucked away... that's how bad the Bungles suck!

stillers4me
11-09-2008, 08:41 AM
"We are here because we love this country too much to let the next four years to look like the last eight. Except for in Cincinnati. Nothing will change the there because the Bengals suck."


......President-elect Barack Obama, Nov.4, 2008

MACH1
11-09-2008, 11:32 AM
Obama has box seat tickets to the next bungals game. The bungals suck so bad that he's calling in present to the game.

tony hipchest
11-10-2008, 01:43 PM
the bengals suck so bad, that the nfl awarded them with a loss for yesterdays bye week, so that they could keep pace with the lions. :doh:

Steelman16
11-10-2008, 06:51 PM
the bengals suck so bad, that the nfl awarded them with a loss for yesterdays bye week, so that they could keep pace with the lions. :doh:

Ooh, the Lions fans must be angry. They wanted the record all to themselves. :sofunny:

Bungles Suck! :popcorn:

TheWarDen86
11-10-2008, 06:58 PM
ya know, at this point, this thread is not unlike throwing snowballs at the short bus; yea it's funny, but really really mean. :chuckle:

Galax Steeler
11-11-2008, 04:50 AM
the bengals suck so bad, that the nfl awarded them with a loss for yesterdays bye week, so that they could keep pace with the lions. :doh:

Thats funny:toofunny:

Stlrs4Life
11-12-2008, 09:01 PM
ya know, at this point, this thread is not unlike throwing snowballs at the short bus; yea it's funny, but really really mean. :chuckle:


Has to be the longest running thread in SF history.

Preacher
11-13-2008, 01:23 AM
Has to be the longest running thread in SF history.

It may be, but its only because the Bengals suck! :chuckle:

tony hipchest
11-13-2008, 09:42 AM
Has to be the longest running thread in SF history. we really need a *patting oneself on the back* smiley. :chuckle:

well, the pens tidbits thread has this one beat by 3-4 months. and the "what are you listening to now" thread easilly has this beat in posts....

but no matter what, this will ALWAYS be the suckiest thread in SF history. :tt03:

Steeler in Carolina
11-14-2008, 06:53 PM
It is Friday night, and guess what, the Bengals still suck.

Galax Steeler
11-16-2008, 06:51 AM
The Eagles are getting ready to whip some Bengal ass and they still suck.

SteelCityMan786
11-16-2008, 03:02 PM
Surprising that Philly has had so much difficulty.

tony hipchest
11-16-2008, 05:00 PM
bungles suck so bad, even when theyre winning they cant get a win. they get a TIE!

:toofunny:

PHI 13- CIN 13

stillers4me
11-16-2008, 07:33 PM
bungles suck so bad, even when theyre winning they cant get a win. they get a TIE!

:toofunny:

PHI 13- CIN 13

They suck so bad, they can't even lose anymore! :toofunny:

RoethlisBURGHer
11-16-2008, 07:36 PM
Hey guys, it's a really short week. But it's okay, we're playing the Bungles!

millwalldavey
11-16-2008, 07:37 PM
That the Philly Crows suck equally as bad as The Bungles!

stillers4me
11-16-2008, 07:41 PM
That the Philly Crows suck equally as bad as The Bungles!

Off topic!

Preacher
11-16-2008, 07:45 PM
bungles suck so bad, even when theyre winning they cant get a win. they get a TIE!

:toofunny:

PHI 13- CIN 13

They suck so bad, they can't even lose anymore! :toofunny:

:rofl:

That's hilarious

Dino 6 Rings
11-16-2008, 08:06 PM
1 + 8 + 1 = Bengals SUCK!

SteelCityMan786
11-16-2008, 08:26 PM
They suck so bad, they can't even lose anymore! :toofunny:

The Bengals gotta lose 1 more though.

stlrtruck
11-17-2008, 09:21 AM
The Bengals gotta lose 1 more though.

They might forego any more loses and just forfeit the remainder of the season - I heard they've got some "prospects' they need to get paroled, I mean tape on!!

Man - the bungles suck!!

Steelman16
11-18-2008, 12:21 AM
Hey guys, it's a really short week. But it's okay, we're playing the Bungles!

Don't we have that 3x5 notecard called a playbook for when when we play the Bungles? Afterall, we wouldn't wanna confuse them with any exotic blitzes or anything, now would we? :chuckle:

TheWarDen86
11-18-2008, 04:25 PM
I light of recent visitors to our beloved Steelers Fever Forum.... "BUMP." :chuckle:

randy06
11-19-2008, 02:00 AM
Man they make bad teams not look bad!!

stlrtruck
11-19-2008, 07:44 AM
The Detroit Lines today held a press conference and in unison stated:

We may be having a terrible season, but at least we're not the bengals - they suck!!

Steelman16
11-21-2008, 12:04 AM
Some things never change.

THE BENGALS SUCK!

stlrtruck
11-21-2008, 01:44 AM
Some things never change.

THE BENGALS SUCK!

What's that old expression:

The more things change, the more they stay the same

And one of those stay the sames = THE CINCINNATI BUNGLES SUCK

stlrtruck
11-21-2008, 01:46 AM
In Las Vegas tonight prostitutes and bunny ranches were protesting the city and county when they heard there's a chance that Cincinnati Bengals may move to Las Vegas to play starting the 2009.

One anonymous woman responded, "If the bengals come to town, we'll be out of a job. I mean I'm good at what I do but the bengals really suck and we'd lose our customers"

stlrtruck
11-21-2008, 06:10 PM
So I'm in the airport and I see a book..

WHY WE SUCK!

I couldn't make out the cover but it looked like Marvin Lewis on the the front.

Polamalu Princess
11-21-2008, 08:16 PM
:rofl:In Las Vegas tonight prostitutes and bunny ranches were protesting the city and county when they heard there's a chance that Cincinnati Bengals may move to Las Vegas to play starting the 2009.

One anonymous woman responded, "If the bengals come to town, we'll be out of a job. I mean I'm good at what I do but the bengals really suck and we'd lose our customers"

Blonde Bomber
11-23-2008, 02:39 PM
Browns Suck!!!! Edwards really sucks!!! They should have benched him when they benched Quinn...lololol!!!!

stillers4me
11-23-2008, 02:42 PM
Browns Suck!!!! Edwards really sucks!!! They should have benched him when they benched Quinn...lololol!!!!

Off topic!!

:rulez:

Blonde Bomber
11-23-2008, 06:14 PM
:fishing: for a reason to post? this did start as a Browns thread.

stillers4me
11-23-2008, 06:44 PM
:fishing: for a reason to post? this did start as a Browns thread.

ummmmm.....no it didn't.

It started in 1492 when Columbus discovered the Bengals suck.

The rest is history.

MACH1
11-23-2008, 07:29 PM
:fishing: for a reason to post? this did start as a Browns thread.

Reading comprehension 101

Post # 1

that the bengals suck

And the bungals still suck!

Blonde Bomber
11-23-2008, 08:33 PM
Reading comprehension 101

Post # 1



And the bungals still suck!

whatever I thought it was a clowns post.

Off topic!!

:rulez:


Uuuummmm, I still think this was a gay post.

stillers4me
11-23-2008, 09:00 PM
Spend a little time and read the entire thread.

Blonde Bomber
11-23-2008, 09:27 PM
Spend a little time and read the entire thread.

I've read plenty of threads on here and like I said I thought this was a Browns thread, get over it, as soon as you are a mod you can tell me all about the rules. Til then piss off!!!

stillers4me
11-24-2008, 06:28 PM
I've read plenty of threads on here and like I said I thought this was a Browns thread, get over it, as soon as you are a mod you can tell me all about the rules. Til then piss off!!!


You're missing the point of why this thread has lasted as long as it has. It was a joke, but you would know that if you were familiar with what the thread is about and has always been about.

The rule of THIS thread is clear............the Bengals suck.

Alot of people of worked hard to make an over 80 page thread about the Bengals suckytude. Thanks for ruining a classic.

And the Bengals still suck.

Pdiddy
11-24-2008, 06:38 PM
Yes, even as a Bengal's fan, I can admit "the Bengals suck"

BUT, there's always next year!!!! (Mike Brown's rallying cry!)

:applaudit::applaudit::applaudit:

The above guys are not applauding. Rather they are praying for a healthy return by Carson Palmer!!

stlrtruck
11-25-2008, 07:05 AM
:applaudit::applaudit::applaudit:

The above guys are not applauding. Rather they are praying for a healthy return by Carson Palmer!!

Yeah so are we, so we can be guarenteed the level of suckitude doesn't drop off.

GutterflowerSteel
11-25-2008, 07:49 AM
Michael Corleone [to his brother] Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever.

Do you know why, Fredo?

...because THE BENGALS STILL SUCK!

SteelMember
11-25-2008, 11:18 AM
Bengals fans just need to take a long look in the mirror.

!kcus slagneb eht

shovelnose
11-25-2008, 09:48 PM
Bengals fans just need to take a long look in the mirror.

!kcus slagneb eht

I don't care who you are. That there is funny!:tt02:

Steelman16
11-26-2008, 12:44 AM
Bengals fans just need to take a long look in the mirror.

!kcus slagneb eht

Is that all they'll see? :toofunny:

stillers4me
11-26-2008, 06:02 AM
Bengals fans just need to take a long look in the mirror.

!kcus slagneb eht

Bengals fan: "Speak English! This is the Yew Ess of Aay! The Bengals suck."

Steeler in Carolina
11-28-2008, 07:27 PM
The Bengals battle cry is wait til next year. Well, next year they will still suck.

stillers4me
11-30-2008, 08:22 PM
It's 9:21 pm on Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 and the Bengals are 1-10-1.

They really, really suck. :sofunny:

The Duke
12-01-2008, 12:23 AM
We already knew it, but little brother Palmer gave us the prove that he sucks too

2 brothers that suck. Boy do they suck!!

MACH1
12-01-2008, 12:27 AM
We already knew it, but little brother Palmer gave us the prove that he sucks too

2 brothers that suck. Boy do they suck!!

Big suck and Little suck. :sofunny:

The Duke
12-01-2008, 12:45 AM
Big suck and Little suck. :sofunny:

lol, that sounds so wrong :sofunny:

Galax Steeler
12-02-2008, 04:15 AM
Big suck and Little suck. :sofunny:

:toofunny:

tony hipchest
12-05-2008, 06:55 PM
you mightve seen this on "total access'.

denis leary has a new book out about the bungles:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/2784213919_6b0f19bcab.jpg

i knew someone would hop on my idea of writing a book about the bengals suck.

Dino 6 Rings
12-05-2008, 07:04 PM
To the Tick Tock, You don't Stop

And to the Tick Tock The Bengals Suck

Hit It

tony hipchest
12-05-2008, 07:11 PM
word! :jammin:

im tony h and i came to get down
the bengals suck and so do the browns.

and it dont stop, they'll keep sucking,
theyre the ones the steelers keep fu....rgetting.

:cap:

stlrtruck
12-05-2008, 10:18 PM
you mightve seen this on "total access'.

denis leary has a new book out about the bungles:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/2784213919_6b0f19bcab.jpg

i knew someone would hop on my idea of writing a book about the bengals suck.

Dude I saw this in the airport last week (and even posted on it - in this thread. Now you're just trying to steal my thunder (LOL). Good find on the book :thumbsup:

tony hipchest
12-05-2008, 10:26 PM
lol. it sucked so bad, it needed the visual :wink:

(im gonna have to ready this)

its not enough to know that the bungles suck, more importantly is to understand why!

:chuckle:

shovelnose
12-07-2008, 02:55 PM
This just in from Indy.... The bungles still suck. Over.

Dino 6 Rings
12-08-2008, 09:58 AM
Norv Turner

"I may not be a great head football coach, but I'd never take the Bengals job. They SUCK!"

Steelman16
12-14-2008, 09:41 PM
How 'bout dem Bungles. :chuckle:


Where's all the Bungle trolls ready to talk smack now that they won 2 games this year?

stillers4me
12-14-2008, 09:59 PM
The Bengals won their second game today. And they still suck.

Their.........second.............game. hahahahahahahahahaha!

Dino 6 Rings
12-14-2008, 10:13 PM
Wow, Who Dey Think They Got 2 Wins?

in other news. I was watching the weather channel to see about the storm heading our way, and I noticed the Bengals SUCK!

tony hipchest
12-25-2008, 11:57 AM
HO HO HO!

Merry Bungles Suckmas, everyone!

Stlrs4Life
12-25-2008, 09:11 PM
Unbelievable that this thread is still going on!

touchdownward
12-25-2008, 09:56 PM
This thread is a shrine to the everlasting suckitude of the bungle organization.

HughC
12-25-2008, 10:31 PM
How do you keep an NFL team from Ohio out of your yard?

Put up a goal post and paint a goal line.

Steelman16
12-25-2008, 11:01 PM
I guess Columbus was right. 900+ posts later, the Bungles still suck.

:laughing:

Galax Steeler
12-26-2008, 06:20 AM
How do you keep an NFL team from Ohio out of your yard?

Put up a goal post and paint a goal line.

:toofunny::toofunny: and the bungholes still suck

stlrtruck
12-26-2008, 07:59 AM
Early Christmas morning I rose from my bed
There flew away 8 reindeer and a fat man in a sled.
As he shouted with a wave, GO STEELERS and good luck
And oh, the bungals still suck!

MACH1
12-26-2008, 10:02 AM
Two Palmers don't make a right. :chuckle:

Dino 6 Rings
12-26-2008, 02:35 PM
There is a house in New Orleans
The call the Rising Sun
its been the ruin of many a poor boy
and they know the Bengals SUCK

My Mother was a tailor
She sewed my new blue jeans
My father was a gamblin man
But even he knows the Bengals SUCK

Now the only thing a gambler needs
is a suitcase and a gun
And the only time he's satisfied
is when the Bengals SUCK

Oh mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
Like the Bengals, cause they SUCK

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on a train
I'm going back to New Orleans
Cause the Bengals Truly SUCK

Well there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And its been the ruin of many a poor boy
and they know the Bengals SUCK

DJfan
12-27-2008, 01:19 AM
E=Bengals suck

stlrtruck
12-27-2008, 10:47 AM
E=Bengals suck

In otherwords..

E=BS(squared)

touchdownward
12-31-2008, 11:36 PM
Wow!!!! It's damn near 2009 and the bengals still flippin' suck!!!!:applaudit:

SteelCurtain7
01-01-2009, 05:58 AM
Hey--it is 2009, and the Bengals STILL suck!!! :rofl:

stillers4me
01-01-2009, 09:21 AM
Hey--it is 2009, and the Bengals STILL suck!!! :rofl:

That's what I was going to say! :applaudit:

Jan 1, 2009 and Marvin Lewis is still the HC of the Bengals. And they still suck. :toofunny:

HometownGal
01-01-2009, 09:58 AM
Santa has been partying hard since working so hard on Christmas Eve to bring presents to all of you good boyz and girls, and before a pickled Santa passes out, he shouts:


"Dem Sengals Buck!" :alcoholic

http://crazy-frankenstein.com/pictures-files/drunk-pictures/drunk-santa.jpg

Steeler in Carolina
01-01-2009, 10:28 AM
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god
I dont know but today seems kinda odd
Called my girl to say what's up
She said "Do you know the Bengals still suck?"

Steeler in Carolina
01-02-2009, 06:08 PM
It's a new year and the Bengals still suck.

MACH1
01-02-2009, 07:06 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w11/bcrab/324263.jpg?t=1230944623

Galax Steeler
01-03-2009, 07:16 AM
It is jan 3 and the bengals still suck

Steeler in Carolina
01-07-2009, 09:24 PM
My this thread is falling down a little. Let the world know the Bengals still suck.

tony hipchest
01-07-2009, 09:58 PM
My this thread is falling down a little. Let the world know the Bengals still suck.it will be a hard time convincing the chargerfans that the bengals suck. :noidea:

after all, the bungles finished on a 3 game winning streak, only allowing an average of 6 points a game. they were HOT!

12th ranked defense overall. hell, if the bengals were in the shitty afc east they mightve finished 8-8 and won the division!

naaaah. they suck too bad.

devilsdancefloor
01-07-2009, 10:22 PM
bengals suck and their fans know it!

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/1/7/f_BUNGELNATIOm_369b832.jpg

Steeler in Carolina
01-08-2009, 09:03 PM
BCS title game on tv. I think both of these teams are better than the Bengals.

stillers4me
01-09-2009, 06:36 PM
Steelers Owner Dan Rooney Responds to the WhoDey Revolution

Dan Rooney, longtime owner of the historically successful Pittsburgh Steelers, took the time to respond to Project Mayhem Task #7: WhoDey Revolution's letter to NFL Commish Roger Goodell asking him to intervene to force the Bengals ownership to stop taking advantage of the NFL's generous revenue sharing and work to field a competitive team.

Rooney, whose team has beaten the Bengals 8 times in the last 10 games and 10 of the last 14, seems to think that the "Bengals do everything they can to be a successful team. But they suck so bad their lips are inside out."

http://www.whodeyrevolution.com/whodeyrevolution/2009/01/steelers-owner-dan-rooney-responds-to-the-whodey-revolution.html

SteelCityMom
01-09-2009, 06:57 PM
I found this video putzing around on youtube...the sync is off but it made me laugh regardless.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wq51TBBbx7M&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wq51TBBbx7M&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

SteelCityKing
01-09-2009, 07:58 PM
in 1492 Columbus discovered...that TJ Houshmanzadeh is really a girl. Tina Juanita Houshamanzadeh! haha!

Steeler in Carolina
01-09-2009, 10:34 PM
Playoff weekend is here and the Bengals are sitting at home watching because they suck.

Steeler in Carolina
01-10-2009, 08:28 PM
Gotta keep this at the top, because they still suck.

Pittsburghfan
01-10-2009, 08:32 PM
Gotta keep this at the top, because they still suck.

But everyone knows anything involving the Bengals is never on top. Because they suck.

Dino 6 Rings
01-12-2009, 12:24 PM
I was reviewing the tape from yesterday's Steeler win over the Chargers watching as our team completely crushed them, and in the middle of watching it, I realized...

THE BENGALS STILL SUCK!

Steeler in Carolina
01-14-2009, 09:50 PM
Prepping for the Ravens, but I still know that:


BENGALS SUCK

devilsdancefloor
01-16-2009, 11:51 AM
ole ole ole the bengals still suck

Steeler in Carolina
01-17-2009, 03:58 PM
Bengals suck. Enough said.

tony hipchest
01-18-2009, 09:56 AM
championship game predictions-

steelers- 31
ravens- 14

bengals- 2
suck- 41

MACH1
01-18-2009, 10:47 AM
The bungals new mascot.

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r223/nickculver1/really-gay-costume.jpg

And they still suck.

devilsdancefloor
01-18-2009, 11:01 PM
We just won the AFCCG and i relaized that the bengals still suck

Stu Pidasso
01-19-2009, 12:07 AM
The Bungles suck more than Paris Hilton.

Steeler in Carolina
01-19-2009, 07:35 PM
Been
Eveyrwhere
North
Gone South
All around this land
Learned that they still
Suck

Indo
01-21-2009, 06:44 PM
Please. The Bengals will ALWAYS suck

devilsdancefloor
01-21-2009, 09:17 PM
woke up this morning and realized the bungles still suck

Steeler in Carolina
01-27-2009, 06:20 PM
Can't let this thread fall off the first page. Remember that the Bengals will always suck.

Muppet13
01-27-2009, 07:06 PM
Bengals suck more than having to go to school the next day after a night of fun at a Super Bowl party!

(I should know I live in Cincy.)

SteelCurtain7
01-27-2009, 07:17 PM
anybody know if they still suck?

Yep!! Along with their fans, they can watch a really good AFC North team win the Super Bowl. :tt:

Indo
01-29-2009, 05:17 PM
They...will...always...suck

Dino 6 Rings
01-30-2009, 12:25 PM
As I was putting on my Troy jersey to wear to work this morning, I had a serious revalation...


The Bengals SUCK.

7SteelGal43
01-30-2009, 01:55 PM
all this talk about the Bengals on this thread, but has anyone mentioned that they really really reallllllly suck ?

Polamalu Princess
01-30-2009, 02:27 PM
:sign09:

TheSteelCurtain
01-30-2009, 04:47 PM
I used to be a bengals fan.




Then my mom got a job.

devilsdancefloor
02-01-2009, 01:36 AM
This thread was falling near the bottom of the page so im bumping to to tell everyone the bungels suck and chad johnson looks like Mr Magoo with his new glasses! Go watch chad on NFL.com interview on the superbowl! Terrril Davis even makes fun of his big arse glasses and rich is laughing like a school girl

Steeler in Carolina
02-01-2009, 10:54 AM
Bengals suck!!!!!!!!!!!

stillers4me
02-01-2009, 11:00 PM
February1, 2009.

The Pittsburgh Steelers win their 6th World Championship

And the Bengals still suck, baby! :tt03:

Mewtwo
02-02-2009, 01:19 PM
The Bengals will suck regardless of the Steelers' number of Super Bowl championships :p

tony hipchest
02-02-2009, 11:30 PM
due to steelers superbowl celebrations groundhog day was ignored this year.

for what its worth, a hung over gopher phil crawled out of his hole and saw 6 more years of the bungles sucking.

Galax Steeler
02-03-2009, 04:23 AM
due to steelers superbowl celebrations groundhog day was ignored this year.

for what its worth, a hung over gopher phil crawled out of his hole and saw 6 more years of the bungles sucking.

So what you are saying is the Bungholes still suck.:rofl:

SteelCurtain7
02-03-2009, 05:26 AM
Did somebody say that the Bungles suck? :rofl:

Mewtwo
02-03-2009, 07:50 AM
due to steelers superbowl celebrations groundhog day was ignored this year.

for what its worth, a hung over gopher phil crawled out of his hole and saw 6 more years of the bungles sucking.

Only 6? That's gotta be a mistake.

7SteelGal43
02-03-2009, 01:43 PM
I could barely hear the Super Bowl 'cause of all that sucking noise coming from Cincinnati:sign09:

stlrtruck
02-03-2009, 02:54 PM
I was just thinking, man those cardinals fans must think it sucks to be them today - but then realized they should be happy they're not the bungals, NOW THEY SUCK!!

SteelCurtain7
02-03-2009, 06:37 PM
I could barely hear the Super Bowl 'cause of all that sucking noise coming from Cincinnati:sign09:

Is that the same "giant sucking sound" that H. Ross Perot heard years ago? :rofl:

7SteelGal43
02-03-2009, 08:36 PM
Is that the same "giant sucking sound" that H. Ross Perot heard years ago? :rofl:

What else has been sucking so continuously for so long ? Of course it was.

TheSteelCurtain
02-03-2009, 08:50 PM
I heard Mucho Stinko and Keith Rivers was at the parade today.





Mucho was the clown in the marching band and I saw Keith Rivers at Ruth Cris eating a Filet Mignion thru a straw. aka "The Hines Ward Shake"

TheSteelCurtain
02-03-2009, 09:03 PM
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_43923afa0d4c4a528846e213a407117e.jpg




This is me at a bungles game and they really sucked that day. TJ if you are reading this im sorry for saying i thought you were in Al Qaeda that was the whiskey talking

Steelersfanforlife
02-04-2009, 09:07 PM
that the bengals suck

:sofunny:

Dino 6 Rings
02-06-2009, 11:23 AM
Super Bowl IX...Check
Super Bowl X...Check
Super Bowl XIII...Check
Super Bowl XIV...Check
Super Bowl XL....Check
Super Bowl XLIII...Check

I checked the Record. The Bengals Still SUCK!

Galax Steeler
02-07-2009, 07:23 AM
He discoverd that in 10-9-06 this thread was started by Tony Hipcrest and 2 and half years later and 967 threads long the bengals still suck.

touchdownward
02-07-2009, 09:40 AM
The suckiness of the bungles is like the energizer bunny it just keeps going and going and going.........

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4yFUK8-x5G0/R7niLo5T7NI/AAAAAAAAACQ/ybhJEj8Up6k/S220/Energizer%2BBunny.jpg

7SteelGal43
02-07-2009, 12:24 PM
And in 2009, scientists announced they found the origin of suckiness. A suckiness molecule dating back millions of years was found in Cincinnati.

Muppet13
02-07-2009, 12:29 PM
And in 2009, scientists announced they found the origin of suckiness. A suckiness molecule dating back millions of years was found in Cincinnati.

I think I just saw something about that on the news here this morning.:chuckle:

:coffee:

steelerbackr4life
02-08-2009, 04:00 PM
The Cheetah cubs in Bungle Land are so happy that they dont have stripes associating them with the Rulers of Suckdom.

Buzz05
02-09-2009, 08:52 AM
I heard a rumor yesterday..someone said the Bengals suck. Is that true?

Galax Steeler
02-11-2009, 04:11 AM
I heard a rumor yesterday..someone said the Bengals suck. Is that true?

It is very true we all know the Bungholes suck.

stlrtruck
02-11-2009, 08:03 AM
in line with the 4:15pm thread...here we go..

must loose, can no wine any more games!!

Bungals suck!!

7SteelGal43
02-11-2009, 02:09 PM
HEY, GUESS WHAT.......THIS IS MY 100TH POST :irock:
oh, and the Bengals still suck.

SteelCurtain7
02-11-2009, 05:16 PM
I'm almost on #500...

...and the Bungles still suck!!!!!!!!! :tt:

Galax Steeler
02-13-2009, 04:08 AM
It is the off season and we all know the bungholes still suck.

Indo
02-13-2009, 09:20 AM
The Bungles will ALWAYS suck:toofunny:

steelerbackr4life
02-13-2009, 03:35 PM
That Island life isnt as luxurious as the pamphlets you get from the travel agent.

And The Bengals Suck!

Stlrs4Life
02-13-2009, 03:36 PM
That Island life isnt as luxurious as the pamphlets you get from the travel agent.

And The Bengals Suck!


So true!

And the Bengals still suck!

Dino 6 Rings
02-13-2009, 05:01 PM
And I saw when the sixth stamp was undone, and there was a great earth-shock; and the sun became black as haircloth, and all the moon became as blood; and the Bengals SUCK!

devilsdancefloor
02-15-2009, 06:24 PM
went to the oHIo yesterday had some kiler skyline chili and realized i was wearng my harrison jersey and getting glares. that is when i realized the Bungles still suck and so do their whinny fans

SteelCurtain7
02-15-2009, 07:00 PM
Hahaha--nothing like visual reminders to remind Bungles fans of their innate suckdom. :rofl:

tony hipchest
02-16-2009, 12:54 PM
in honor of presidents day, obama is taking a break from his stimulus bill campaign, returning to washington, and making the first ever declaration by a sitting president that the bengals suck.

the address will be shown live on all channels at 6 pm est.

indeed this is truly a historic day.

the bengals suck will be introduced as a bill to congress tomorrow.

stlrtruck
02-17-2009, 08:19 AM
in honor of presidents day, obama is taking a break from his stimulus bill campaign, returning to washington, and making the first ever declaration by a sitting president that the bengals suck.

the address will be shown live on all channels at 6 pm est.

indeed this is truly a historic day.

the bengals suck will be introduced as a bill to congress tomorrow.

Are you sure this isn't just another attempt of Obama at continuing something originally proposed by Bush?

7SteelGal43
02-17-2009, 11:08 AM
Are you sure this isn't just another attempt of Obama at continuing something originally proposed by Bush?

Bush ? More like the Kennedy administration.

meanjoecoop
02-17-2009, 11:09 AM
ESPN.com http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3911555

The Cincinnati Bengals have used their designated franchise tag, and it's not on the player some expected.

On Monday, the team tagged kicker Shayne Graham for the 2009 season. Graham will be paid $2.483 million, the average salary of the top five kickers in the NFL from the previous season, to remain in a Bengals uniform.

"I appreciate the Bengals' recognition of my value to the team, but the fact remains that I scored the most points for the team last year and without me the Bengals would really, really suck!" Graham said.

"I mean like...Detroit Lions suck" Graham added.

stlrtruck
02-17-2009, 11:24 AM
Bush ? More like the Kennedy administration.

I'm thinking this could go as far back as Lincoln!!!!

HometownGal
02-17-2009, 03:48 PM
Bush ? More like the Kennedy administration.

Most likely the Reagan Administration, as that is the last time they won a Conference Championship. Going on 21 years. How embarrassing it must be to be a Bungles fan.

tony hipchest
02-17-2009, 04:38 PM
Are you sure this isn't just another attempt of Obama at continuing something originally proposed by Bush?
good call. but actually, the bungles suck was supposed to be one of the original bill of rights. it was left out at the last minute, yet the mantra has been adopted and passed on by every sitting president.

obama just figured its time to have "the bengals suck" indoctrinated as law, on the heels of the steelers record setting 6th lombardi win. its only fitting....

:drink:

Galax Steeler
02-18-2009, 05:06 PM
I think we need to reserve the 1000th post in this thread to Tony because they was alot of sucking going on in this thread.:chuckle:

MACH1
02-19-2009, 12:36 AM
That sucking sound? CO2 pulled out of air
New York | November 29, 2007 12:01:13 AM IST


Emerging technologies could take direct aim at global warming by sucking carbon dioxide from the air, U.S. scientists said.

Columbia University environmental engineer Frank Zeman is developing a technology that forces air through a chamber where lye -- sodium hydroxide, chemically -- absorbs carbon dioxide, LiveScience reported. The carbon-filled fluid is mixed with lime to form limestone, which is baked to release pure carbon dioxide gas that's ready for storage.

Per year, humans generate roughly 27 billion metric tons of carbon dioxide, which traps heat from the sun. To address concerns regarding global warming, inventors developed carbon dioxide scrubbers that absorb the gas from power plant exhausts, which account for half of all carbon dioxide emissions.

The technology to do this is going through major advances, moving toward detailed designs, Zeman said. It's becoming more and more efficient -- we've cut the electricity requirements by well over half by utilizing the natural suck emitting from the Bengals.

Scientists elsewhere are exploring how to capture the remaining carbon dioxide, LiveScience said. Possibilities include using solar heat and Sundays at Paul Brown Stadium among other methods of air capture.

MACH1
02-19-2009, 01:03 AM
Just thought I'd throw this in.

http://archive.profootballtalk.com/BabyChad.jpg

:toofunny::toofunny:

stlrtruck
02-19-2009, 07:12 AM
I was reliving some plast glories of the Steelers as I drove to work this morning and as I pulled in to the parking lot I realized something...

My gosh the bengals suck so bad, hurricanes don't do as much damage!

steelerbackr4life
02-19-2009, 08:59 PM
I just got done paying some bills and was feeling low looking at my depleted bank account. When I remembered .................................................. .............. THE BENGALS STILL SUCK

devilsdancefloor
02-21-2009, 03:03 PM
Startred snowing today and i was bummed out about then i realized that the bengals still suck!

SteelCurtain7
02-21-2009, 08:40 PM
I was bummed out because there's nothing on TV...but felt better when I remembered that THE BENGALS STILL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

Galax Steeler
02-25-2009, 04:22 AM
LETS GO WE ALL KNOW THE BUNGHOLES STILL SUCK.

tony hipchest
02-25-2009, 06:13 PM
my little girl told me to add this-

Old Mike Brown old had a football team.

E-I-E-I-Oooooo

And on that team he had some bengals,

E- I - E - I - Oooooo

With a suck, suck here

and a suck, suck there,

here a suck, there a suck, everywhere a suck, suck.....

well, you all get the picture. sing along now. :whistle:

stlrtruck
02-26-2009, 09:27 AM
my little girl told me to add this-

Old Mike Brown old had a football team.

E-I-E-I-Oooooo

And on that team he had some bengals,

E- I - E - I - Oooooo

With a suck, suck here

and a suck, suck there,

here a suck, there a suck, everywhere a suck, suck.....

well, you all get the picture. sing along now. :whistle:


Kudos to the little one.

To know such things at such a young life will protect them from such suckitude in the future.

Galax Steeler
02-27-2009, 03:41 AM
my little girl told me to add this-

Old Mike Brown old had a football team.

E-I-E-I-Oooooo

And on that team he had some bengals,

E- I - E - I - Oooooo

With a suck, suck here

and a suck, suck there,

here a suck, there a suck, everywhere a suck, suck.....

well, you all get the picture. sing along now. :whistle:

:applaudit:

tony hipchest
02-27-2009, 10:53 AM
Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider who sat down beside her,
and told her the bengals suck.

The itsy, bitsy spider, climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,

So the itsy, bitsy spider said the bengals suck again.


wow. even bugs know it.

MACH1
02-27-2009, 11:12 AM
http://www.bit-doc.com/tigger.jpg

Pooh, did I ever tell you how bad the bungals suck!

Steelman16
02-27-2009, 05:32 PM
http://www.bit-doc.com/tigger.jpg

Pooh, did I ever tell you how bad the bungals suck!

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

Stlrs4Life
03-01-2009, 10:11 AM
It's almost draft time, and the Bengals still suck!

stillers4me
03-01-2009, 11:20 AM
It's almost draft time, and the Bengals still suck!

And draft time is their suckiest time of the year!

MACH1
03-01-2009, 11:30 AM
http://www.thehotjoints.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/joebiden.jpg

http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/philosophy/drugs/otis-from-mayberry.jpg

tony hipchest
03-01-2009, 11:45 AM
:huh:


"What were trying to get to the bottom of, is if the Bengals really suck."
http://www.thehotjoints.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/joebiden.jpg


"Yep... they really suck, Joe."
http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/philosophy/drugs/otis-from-mayberry.jpg

MACH1
03-01-2009, 12:54 PM
:huh:

:doh::doh::doh::doh:

OOPS.....Wrong thread. :banging:

Maybe FS76 or HTG will be kind enough to move this to the look alike for me. :laughing:

stillers4me
03-01-2009, 01:36 PM
:doh::doh::doh::doh:

OOPS.....Wrong thread. :banging:

Maybe FS76 or HTG will be kind enough to move this to the look alike for me. :laughing:

You can fix it simply by adding ..and the Bengals still suck.

:chuckle:

stlrtruck
03-02-2009, 06:47 AM
You know what's sad is that some college kids looking to play in the NFL will go from prospective future to suckitude in the course of 48 hours that we call the NFL DRAFT!

Poor future bungals don't even know they suck yet!

tony hipchest
03-02-2009, 08:42 AM
1000 points of light say the bengals suck

stlrtruck
03-02-2009, 09:02 AM
1000 points of light say the bengals suck

in 1,000 different ways!!! :thumbsup: :rofl:

tony hipchest
03-02-2009, 10:11 AM
i watched a NASCAR race this weekend.

it was called the Bengals Suck 500.

touchdownward
03-02-2009, 10:01 PM
ESPN's John Clayton has reported that the Seattle Seahawks have signed away the bungles best reciever. TJ said it was a tough decision between the vikes and hawks. When asked if he considered a return to Cincy, he replied "Hell no! the bengals suck!!!!"

Galax Steeler
03-03-2009, 04:14 AM
1000 points of light say the bengals suck

Hell yea.:applaudit:

meanjoecoop
03-03-2009, 08:41 AM
ESPN's John Clayton has reported that the Seattle Seahawks have signed away the bungles best reciever. TJ said it was a tough decision between the vikes and hawks. When asked if he considered a return to Cincy, he replied "Hell no! the bengals suck!!!!"

:chuckle: You beat me to it! :chuckle:

ps...bungals suck

SteelCurtain7
03-03-2009, 05:06 PM
:rofl:

M1JAM
03-03-2009, 08:26 PM
The Browns suck too.


See thread for Cleveland Brownie jokes

Steeler in Carolina
03-03-2009, 08:42 PM
Bengals suck. Going to be a long offseason.

stlrtruck
03-04-2009, 06:23 AM
The Browns suck too.


See thread for Cleveland Brownie jokes

:offtopic:

And the bungals still suck!

steelerbackr4life
03-04-2009, 07:25 AM
OMG The Dow is plumeting to the depth of the Bengals!

Steelman16
03-07-2009, 01:16 AM
http://www.kidsdomain.com/holiday/fall/color/columbus90.gif

Suckage ho! :laughing:

Galax Steeler
03-07-2009, 05:58 AM
http://www.kidsdomain.com/holiday/fall/color/columbus90.gif

Suckage ho! :laughing:

It's all over the world that the bungholes suck.:rofl:

tony hipchest
03-07-2009, 07:02 PM
on this day in 1876, alexander graham bell was awarded a patent for a revolutionary device called the telephone. thus this day, 133 years ago, marks the 1st time "the bengles suck" ever hit the wires.

MACH1
03-07-2009, 07:47 PM
Morse Code was invented by Samuel F. B. Morse (1791-1872), a painter and founder of the National Academy of Design. He conceived the basic idea of an electromagnetic telegraph in 1832, and produced the first working telegraph set in 1836. This made transmission possible over any distance. The first Morse Code message, "The Bengals Suck", was sent from Washington to Baltimore.

- .... . / -... . -. --. .- .-.. ... / ... ..- -.-. -.-

tony hipchest
03-07-2009, 08:06 PM
holy shit! so the bengals suck actually hit the wires long before 1876?!?!?!

of course its not really that impressive considering the native americans have been sending word that the bengals suck to other tribes via smoke signals for over 1000 years.

wasnt it the commanche who made the 1st ever bungles suck smoke transmission?

Muppet13
03-07-2009, 08:06 PM
Some time in the year 519BC an ancient Roman hero was born. His last name was Cincinnatus. He always regreted being born because when he looked up to the stars he could "see into the future". He saw that one day a city with a sucky football team would be named after him and he also regreted ever looking up at the stars. When he looked up he gaged at how much the bungals suck!

stillers4me
03-07-2009, 08:35 PM
holy shit! so the bengals suck actually hit the wires long before 1876?!?!?!

of course its not really that impressive considering the native americans have been sending word that the bengals suck to other tribes via smoke signals for over 1000 years.

wasnt it the commanche who made the 1st ever bungles suck smoke transmission?

You're all familiar with Moses, right? That tablet God gave him? Not the Ten Commandments. Nope. It really said "Thou shalt not worship any other team but the Steelers for the Bengals sucketh."

tony hipchest
03-07-2009, 08:36 PM
:toofunny:

the legend of Cinncinaticus!

brilliant! :hatsoff:

Muppet13
03-07-2009, 08:42 PM
:toofunny:

the legend of Cinncinaticus!

brilliant! :hatsoff:

Thanks, I just I had to take a test over ancient rome in history. This was the only part of the test that everyone here in cincy (except me) got wrong.:chuckle:

Steelman16
03-07-2009, 09:12 PM
Some time in the year 519BC an ancient Roman hero was born. His last name was Cincinnatus. He always regreted being born because when he looked up to the stars he could "see into the future". He saw that one day a city with a sucky football team would be named after him and he also regreted ever looking up at the stars. When he looked up he gaged at how much the bungals suck!

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

MACH1
03-08-2009, 01:44 AM
The Neanderthal (, also with and ), or Neandertal, is an extinct member of the Homo genus that is known from Pleistocene specimens found in Europe and parts of western and central Asia. Neanderthals are either classified as a subspecies of humans (Homo sapiens neanderthalensis) or as a separate species (Homo neanderthalensis). The first proto-Neanderthal traits appeared in Europe as early as 600,000 ago.

The rock paintings inside of Altamira Cave are very well done. The neanderthal artist who lived there found great pleasure in creating works of art that are painted on the ceiling of the cave and walls. He was trying to portray a pre-historic cat looking creature sucking through a reed. This tells us that he knew the bengals suck because he illustrated them many times.

tony hipchest
03-08-2009, 02:52 PM
nice find MACH. my favorite altimira image is the bengal being slayed by what is evidence of the 1st steel tipped spear. how bout this-

The Great Wall of China is a series of stone and earthen fortifications in China, built, rebuilt, and maintained between the 5th century BC and the 16th century to protect the northern borders of the Chinese Empire from Indian Bengal sucking tiger attacks during the rule of successive dynasties. Several walls, referred to as the Great Wall of China, were built since the 5th century BC. One of the most famous is the wall built between 220–206 BC by the first Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang; little of it remains; it was much farther north than the current wall, which was built during the Ming Dynasty.[2]

The Great Wall stretches over approximately 6,400 km (4,000 miles)[3] from Shanhaiguan in the east to Lop Nur in the west, along an arc that roughly delineates the southern edge of Inner Mongolia, but stretches to over 6,700 km (4,160 miles) in total.[4] At its peak, the Ming Wall was guarded by more than one million men.[5] It has been estimated that somewhere in the range of 2 to 3 million Chinese died as part of the centuries-long project of building the wall, but was not in vain as it prevented the empire from being infiltrated by the bengals suck.[6]

to this day a billion + chinese still know the bengals suck.