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CantStop85
10-13-2006, 06:27 PM
PITTSBURGH,(PA)- Pittsburgh Steelers practice was suspended nearly two hours today after a player reportedly found an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Bill Cowher immediately suspended practice and notified the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the substance was harmless and that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

stillers4me
10-13-2006, 06:29 PM
Old joke.

CantStop85
10-13-2006, 06:49 PM
Old joke.
What joke?

Livinginthe past
10-13-2006, 06:57 PM
Ha. Not bad.

Havent heard that one before.

NM

HometownGal
10-13-2006, 07:40 PM
Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl Championship ring?

A. A thief



Q. Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team?

A. Because then Cincinnati would want one.



Q. Why was Marvin Lewis upset when the Cincinnati Bengals' playbook was
stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.



Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Superbowl?

A. Mike Brown has no idea -- and we'll never know either.



Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Cincinnati Bengals



:flap: :flap: :flap: :flap: :wink02:

meanjoecoop
10-13-2006, 08:04 PM
Yep, stale.

How do you keep the Cincinnati Bengals out of your yard?

Put up a field goal.

steelcurtain09
10-13-2006, 09:48 PM
Yep, stale.

How do you keep the Cincinnati Bengals out of your yard?

Put up a field goal.

i thought tht was the browns. :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
10-14-2006, 08:23 AM
PITTSBURGH,(PA)- Pittsburgh Steelers practice was suspended nearly two hours today after a player reportedly found an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Bill Cowher immediately suspended practice and notified the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the substance was harmless and that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

:yawn: :coffee: :yawn:

been done

stillers4me
10-14-2006, 08:40 AM
Q: Why can't Chris Henry be in the Bengal huddle anymore?
A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons

badabing :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

stillers4me
10-14-2006, 08:43 AM
Q: How do the Bengals spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
zing....

Q: What do you get when you put 28 Ben-gal cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
OUCH!!

Livinginthe past
10-14-2006, 08:50 AM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h218/n_mckeown/BD943948E8AD469987235DAD8E93D358.jpg

Oh I dont know, some of those Ben-Gals dont look so bad to me.

NM

stillers4me
10-14-2006, 08:55 AM
False...........teeth?

Livinginthe past
10-14-2006, 12:29 PM
Couldnt find any info about false......teeth.

However, Lexi's favorite film is Dumb and Dumber and the person she would most like to meet is the 'man in her dreams'

Some slightly confused advice from her mother : "Pretty is as pretty does and what matters most is what’s on the inside that will make a difference.”

NM

klick81
10-14-2006, 12:49 PM
Haha...85 is gettin' owned in this thread.

CantStop85
10-14-2006, 05:36 PM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h218/n_mckeown/BD943948E8AD469987235DAD8E93D358.jpg

Oh I dont know, some of those Ben-Gals dont look so bad to me.

NM
Remember, LITP, these guys don't like cheerleaders.

Livinginthe past
10-14-2006, 10:02 PM
Remember, LITP, these guys don't like cheerleaders.

C'mon 85,


Who doesn't like cheerleaders?

Its an institution!

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h218/n_mckeown/cheers1.jpg

NM

stillers4me
10-14-2006, 11:04 PM
She definitely has false....... uh, teeth. And where the hell is her pom poms????

(but I'm a chick, what do I know.) :hunch:

CantStop85
10-14-2006, 11:06 PM
C'mon 85,


Who doesn't like cheerleaders?

Its an institution!
I don't know I just get this feeling Steeler fans don't...

Oh HELL NO! That's one of the things that sets us apart from the other teams. We don't need no steenking cheerleaders.

I find cheerleaders a major annoyance.

But overall the cheer leaders are over rated.

fags like the Patriots have cheerleaders

I'd rather watch a dog catch a frisbee.

Cheerleaders are completely and totally useless.

I can't believe people WANT cheerleaders!!!

stillers4me
10-14-2006, 11:13 PM
Can't say I'd would have enjoyed that Super Bowl win anymore more if we'dve have cheerleaders.

lamberts-lost-tooth
10-15-2006, 06:15 AM
Remember, LITP, these guys don't like cheerleaders.

If my team hadnt won a playoff game in almost 20 years....I would need something else to look at during games also.:dang:

lamberts-lost-tooth
10-15-2006, 06:21 AM
Lexi's favorite film is Dumb and Dumber and the person she would most like to meet is the 'man in her dreams'

NM

I think they got the two confused...her favorite movie is "Man of My Dreams"....and the persons she would like to meet are "Dumb and Dumber".... Thats why Canststop and BengalBrian think they have a chance with her:thmbup:

stillers4me
10-15-2006, 09:24 AM
I think they got the two confused...her favorite movie is "Man of My Dreams"....and the persons she would like to meet are "Dumb and Dumber".... Thats why Canststop and BengalBrian think they have a chance with her:thmbup:

Good point!! :cheer:

stillers4me
10-15-2006, 09:26 AM
If my team hadnt won a playoff game in almost 20 years....I would need something else to look at during games also.:dang:

Another good point!! :cheer: :cheer:

SteelersWoman
10-16-2006, 03:43 AM
Can't say I'd would have enjoyed that Super Bowl win anymore more if we'dve have cheerleaders.

True 'dat Stillers, true 'dat :wink02:



If my team hadnt won a playoff game in almost 20 years....I would need something else to look at during games also.:dang:



Too funny LLT!:toofunny:


This is how I feel about it--cheerleaders are nothing more than a trophy to parade around--old guys do it all the time to "prove" something to the younger men.

Some teams feel they have something to prove--the Steelers don't--they've already done it. Time, and time, and time again....They let their playin do the talkin :thumbsup: Besides--their wives and girlfriends are pretty enough, they don't need cheap paid women to look good in their lives.

lamberts-lost-tooth
10-16-2006, 05:49 AM
they don't need cheap paid women to look good in their lives.

Besides ...if I want to see something pretty..I can either look at the gorgeous steelerchicks in the stands ...or the 5 Lombardies!!!!:tt02: :tt02:

stillers4me
10-16-2006, 06:24 AM
Besides ...if I want to see something pretty..I can either look at the gorgeous steelerchicks in the stands ...or the 5 Lombardies!!!!:tt02: :tt02:

You're a good man, LLT!

HometownGal
10-16-2006, 10:37 AM
Who the hell needs cheerleaders? 99.9% of Steelers fans go to the games to watch their team play and cheer them on (and drink beer LOL!) - if they want to see T & A, it's really very simple......they buy a girlie mag. Pittsburgh Steelers fans are the best and loudest cheerleaders in the NFL. :tt02: :tt02:

memphissteelergirl
10-17-2006, 12:53 PM
If my team hadnt won a playoff game in almost 20 years....I would need something else to look at during games also.:dang:


HA!!! :toofunny: :toofunny:

meanjoecoop
10-17-2006, 01:06 PM
Pittsburgh Steelers fans are the best and loudest cheerleaders in the NFL. :tt02: :tt02:

Amen! :tt:

We dont have play crowd noise over the speakers!

(Like they do in that other stadium we know...) :tap:

BBC
10-17-2006, 07:34 PM
Would you really want cheerleaders if you had this guy on the squad?

http://assets.bengals.com/uploads/cheerleaders/full/F715DE9CFD134F61A6FC11EDF305C3A6.jpg

They sure know how to make 'em in Cincy

MattsMe
10-17-2006, 09:20 PM
Would you really want cheerleaders if you had this guy on the squad?

They sure know how to make 'em in Cincy

Eek! Is that Polamalu in drag?

Dynasty
10-17-2006, 10:11 PM
Any respect I had for the NFL Cheerleader Scout Team is now gone after seeing that picture.

HometownGal
10-17-2006, 10:21 PM
Holy hell - you could fit a turkey baster in that navel. :jawdrop:

I think it looks more like T.J. IBoinkMyMama.

stillers4me
10-17-2006, 10:27 PM
I looked at the Ben-gal page a week or so ago....I wonder how for they searched deep into Cin-tucky for that batch.