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10-13-2006, 08:46 PM
What the hell is a Cleveland Brown?

A Bengal is a tiger And a fast plane is a Jet.
A Cowboy comes from Texas And a Raider's tough I'll bet.
A Viking's from the frigid north. Seahawks live near the sea.
All are names of football teams, Just like they ought to be.
But there's one name that makes no sense It causes me to frown
Can anyone enlighten me? Just what's a Cleveland Brown?!
I don't know if it is true, But I think I've heard a theory;
That Cleveland named its team After the color of Lake Erie.
Brown does not describe A big and strong athletic man.
It's what's inside the diaper Of a baby Steeler's fan.
The guy who named this football team Must be the Cleveland clown
Who else would think to call A football warrior a Brown!!
If I'd been born in Cleveland And there my life was spent,
I'd find another team to cheer From pure embarrassment.
I myself, have always loved The Steelers Black and Gold.
I did when I was very young, And I will when I am old.
But why's this name an adjective When it should be a noun?
Can anybody tell me What the hell's a Cleveland Brown?!

10-14-2006, 12:04 PM
i've seen this poem on steelers fever and it's again been found.
by wigidjuggalo who must not read the posts that come around.
it's silly that he doesn't know a legendary coach named paul brown.
maybe it's cause he lacks the skills to post something fresh and sound.