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Mamaduck43
10-16-2006, 11:27 PM
Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they
see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00
each, trousers $2.50 each. Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look
here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take'em back to Sand
Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do
the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're
ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a
slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll
take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00
each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my
pickup and..." The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South
Alabama, ain't ya?" Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come
you knowed that?" "Because this is a dry-cleaners"

Mosca
10-17-2006, 12:49 PM
Good joke; and good to see you posting, Mamaduck43! How are things on the islands? I have a friend who has reservations on the Kohala coast of TBI for early December, how are things there? I hear the road to Kawaihae & Hawi is torn up. I hope everything is well for you.


Tom

Mamaduck43
10-17-2006, 11:00 PM
Thanks, Tom - - - - we survived -- - lots of stuff came off of shelves, but nothing broken.... Couldn't watch/listen to the game.... When the power finally came back on at almost midnight, I came here and read the gameday thread.... What a game......


There are other roads that your friend can take.... Lots of damage on the Big Island, but they are already starting cleanup...... The Prez called the state a Disaster Area - - - Homeland security must have spyed on my closets.......

MattsMe
10-17-2006, 11:37 PM
:sofunny: Good one.