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3 to be 4
10-28-2006, 10:49 PM
There was this kid I grew up with -- he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to
me -- you know. We did our first work together -- worked our way out of the
street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition -- we ran
molasses into Canada -- made a fortune -- you father, too. As much as anyone, I
loved him -- and trusted him. Later on he had an idea -- to build a city out of
a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was
Moe Green -- and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man -- a
man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque -- or a signpost -- or a
statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows
who gave the order -- when I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe -- I knew he
was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead
-- I let it go. And I said to myself, the Bengals blow --
I didn't ask who gave the order!!!! -- because it had nothing to do with business!

- Hyman Roth,Godfather II

MACH1
10-29-2006, 12:07 AM
It is essential to understand that battles are primarily won
in the hearts of men and the bungels suck.

Vince Lombardi

PirateSteeler
10-29-2006, 02:26 AM
4-2.......... 2-4............

stillers4me
10-29-2006, 08:29 AM
4-2.......... 2-4............


They still suck. And now they blow.......many what a bunch of losers those Bengals are.

HometownGal
10-29-2006, 10:31 AM
4-2.......... 2-4............

The burning question here is.........

Do you know the sum of those numbers? Here, I'll help ya out, budster. SIX. We're going for Super Bowl ring #6, whether it is this season, next season, the season after. Ummm - how many rings does your band of thugs, errr, I mean team, have? :scratchchin:

3 to be 4
10-29-2006, 10:37 AM
sung to the tune of Jingle Bells

The Bengals really blow, they really, really suck
all the years they've played, they havert won a thing
they're a team that really blows and they blow again this year
it is fun to laugh and sing about a team that blows like that
oh,
the Bengals blow
the Bengals blow
the Bengals blow so much
Cincinnati has a team that sucks and stinks and blows
Hey!
the Bengals blow
the Bengals blow
the Bengals blow so much
Cincinnati has a team thats even worse suck

BlacknGold Bleeder
10-29-2006, 11:09 AM
sung to the tune of Jingle Bells

The Bengals really blow, they really, really suck
all the years they've played, they havert won a thing
they're a team that really blows and they blow again this year
it is fun to laugh and sing about a team that blows like that
oh,
the Bengals blow
the Bengals blow
the Bengals blow so much
Cincinnati has a team that sucks and stinks and blows
Hey!
the Bengals blow
the Bengals blow
the Bengals blow so much
Cincinnati has a team thats even worse suck

You have way too much time on your hands.... But it is a catchy tune !!! :toofunny:

3 to be 4
11-05-2006, 12:53 AM
Sung to the tune of the All in the Family theme song "Those were the days"

Boy those Bengals really blow
the Bengals really suck and blow
Man, that team just **^% like *(^$
the Bengals really blow

And you know that teams sucks *&^*
they suck so bad ^&* *(&%$# *(%^%#
Mister, they could &**% your (^% and you would *&% again

the Bengals really &*%^ %^^# ^$^$%^&$
they suck and blow and really &*%$
Gee, that team just plays like *&$%

the Bengals really blow!!!!!

stlrtruck
11-06-2006, 02:17 PM
Hey, I was driving down the road the other day and I thought I saw a group of bungles fans all dressed up and ready to go to the game...but as I got closer it hit me what it was..

It was the local penitentiary chain gang!!!

CJ#85
11-06-2006, 05:31 PM
2-6 Loss to the Raiders! :jawdrop:

http://www.chargertom.com/raidersidio3.jpg

tony hipchest
11-13-2006, 11:06 AM
old mcdonald had a farm
e-i-e-i-o
and on that farm he had some chickens before they hatched
e-i-e-i-o
with a bengals blow here,
and a bengals blow there,
here they blow,
there they blow,
everywhere they blow, blow...

memphissteelergirl
11-13-2006, 04:53 PM
Sung to the tune of the All in the Family theme song "Those were the days"

Boy those Bengals really blow
the Bengals really suck and blow
Man, that team just **^% like *(^$
the Bengals really blow

And you know that teams sucks *&^*
they suck so bad ^&* *(&%$# *(%^%#
Mister, they could &**% your (^% and you would *&% again

the Bengals really &*%^ %^^# ^$^$%^&$
they suck and blow and really &*%$
Gee, that team just plays like *&$%

the Bengals really blow!!!!!


LOL! I can see Archie and Edith sitting around the piano singing that one! :toofunny:

BengalBrian
12-03-2006, 09:43 PM
Its funny how much things change around here when you suck! lol

tony hipchest
12-03-2006, 09:50 PM
Its funny how much things change around here when you suck! lol

and dumber

3 to be 4
12-04-2006, 10:46 PM
Barney sings:

The Bengals blow
The Bengals blow
see them really suck and blow
with a ^&*( defense and a team that &*% &*&*#
they stink and suck and really blow

stillers4me
12-04-2006, 10:53 PM
'Tis better to have won a Super Bowl and then lost than to have sucked and never won a Super Bowl at all.....ever.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

MACH1
12-05-2006, 01:21 AM
Hows that X-Mas song go-------- Five Golden Rings and the Bengals suck.

tony hipchest
12-05-2006, 10:17 AM
"Ahoy maytee, thar she blows!"

-raiders after this weekends game

HometownGal
12-05-2006, 10:39 AM
Its funny how much things change around here when you suck! lol

Well, Brian my dear - you would be the expert on teams that suck. We're actually experiencing a season we're not accustomed to while the Bungles' losing seasons have become like a heroin addiction. :flap: Don't you worry your wittle orange head about it though - the Bungles will return to their losing ways and all will be normal again in Sucksinnati. :cheers:

3 to be 4
12-07-2006, 10:35 PM
Well, Brian my dear - you would be the expert on teams that suck. We're actually experiencing a season we're not accustomed to while the Bungles' losing seasons have become like a heroin addiction. :flap: Don't you worry your wittle orange head about it though - the Bungles will return to their losing ways and all will be normal again in Sucksinnati. :cheers:


ok, im trying to be good. Really I am.

But Sucksinnati is the funniest thing ive read in a long time :thumbsup:


Lord, forgive me!!

MACH1
12-07-2006, 10:38 PM
I hear Court TV will be carrying the Bungals games from here on out.

tony hipchest
12-07-2006, 11:24 PM
I hear Court TV will be carrying the Bungals games from here on out.

LOL! "court tv...? brilliant!"

:cheers:

3 to be 4
12-07-2006, 11:37 PM
the Bengals fight song is "Thats the sound of the men workin' on the chain..gaaaang......"

fansince'76
12-08-2006, 12:20 AM
the Bengals fight song is "Thats the sound of the men workin' on the chain..gaaaang......"

And all this time I thought it was "Folsom Prison Blues."

Tankus_Maximus
12-08-2006, 10:41 AM
After reviewing the Bengals recent application for: Credibility to contendership, I must report that your application has been DENIED.

3 to be 4
12-09-2006, 12:11 PM
us church folk will now refer the city as Sincinnati

SteelCityMan786
12-09-2006, 12:12 PM
I hear Court TV will be carrying the Bungals games from here on out.

:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: I heard they won't put them on tape-delay either. LOL.

tony hipchest
12-09-2006, 02:33 PM
i initially though this thread was referring to the stash of cocaine they keep in the locker room.

Cape Cod Steel Head
12-09-2006, 02:46 PM
I thought it was about the Breathalyzer test.

tony hipchest
12-09-2006, 02:53 PM
I thought it was about the Breathalyzer test.

:chuckle: i guess we were both wrong. it looks like it was about nothing more than them sucking dick.

MACH1
12-09-2006, 03:44 PM
:chuckle: i guess we were both wrong. it looks like it was about nothing more than them sucking dick.

Thats why Carton has knee pads.:sofunny:

HometownGal
12-09-2006, 04:38 PM
Thats why Carton has knee pads.:sofunny:

And elbow pads. Brush burns are naaaaaasty. :wink02:

Stlrs4Life
12-09-2006, 09:33 PM
And elbow pads. Brush burns are naaaaaasty. :wink02:

Are we speaking from experience?! lol.:tt02:

HometownGal
12-10-2006, 08:46 AM
Are we speaking from experience?! lol.:tt02:

I aint tellin so there. :flap: :wink02:

SteelCityMan786
12-10-2006, 10:30 AM
And elbow pads. Brush burns are naaaaaasty. :wink02:

Definantly. especially when you have to play football on Turf.

BengalBrian
12-17-2006, 09:38 AM
This thread reeks of jealousy...

I love it

MACH1
12-17-2006, 02:52 PM
Jealous of never winning a Superbowl. I think not

fansince'76
12-17-2006, 04:19 PM
This thread reeks of jealousy...

I love it

Jealous of what? The defending AFC North champions? Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt - multiple times, not just once every 15-20 years, either. Jealous of 8 team members and counting getting busted? Jealous of a joke of a run D? Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.

skidboot
12-17-2006, 04:33 PM
The Bungholes are 2lbs of shyte in a 1lb bag.



Screw them.

stillers4me
12-17-2006, 06:51 PM
This thread reeks of jealousy...

I love it

Nope. We made fun of you when you lost, too. :tt02:

BengalBrian
12-18-2006, 12:45 AM
Your playoff hopes are still alive.. BELIEVE!!! yea right.. lol

tony hipchest
12-18-2006, 01:40 AM
This thread reeks of jealousy...

I love it :poop: this post reeks of stupidity :poop:

Preacher
12-18-2006, 01:52 AM
the only thing to be jealous of cincinnatti about is... well... hmm... nevermind.

skidboot
12-18-2006, 11:13 AM
and just think, after tonights Game they get to go back to......Cincinnati.


lol.

3 to be 4
12-18-2006, 08:26 PM
this is a tough one tonight. who to root for? the softie diaper Bengals or the poopy pants Colts?

fansince'76
12-18-2006, 11:48 PM
Your playoff hopes are still alive.. BELIEVE!!! yea right.. lol

And yours sure as hell didn't improve tonight. Right on your heels at one game behind with two to go - better not slip up again.

BengalBrian
12-21-2006, 10:58 PM
And yours sure as hell didn't improve tonight. Right on your heels at one game behind with two to go - better not slip up again.

we COULD get away with 1 loss depending on A LOT.. But yea.. We better win out or we're done

lamberts-lost-tooth
12-23-2006, 11:19 AM
we COULD get away with 1 loss depending on A LOT.. But yea.. We better win out or we're done

This toast is for you on a good post...:cheers: (one for three last night Brian...not a good average!)...and for the record I think that you may win this weekend but lose to us...I would love for the last game to be a determining factor on who goes to the playoffs but I also take joy in knowing that IF you beat Denver...you are helping us...(as long as Kansas City does there part)

BengalBrian
12-23-2006, 06:49 PM
This toast is for you on a good post...:cheers: (one for three last night Brian...not a good average!)...and for the record I think that you may win this weekend but lose to us...I would love for the last game to be a determining factor on who goes to the playoffs but I also take joy in knowing that IF you beat Denver...you are helping us...(as long as Kansas City does there part)

it will be interesting nonetheless.. Next weeks game will matter for us no matter what happens this week... I will be there..

BTW - 1 for 3 will get you to the all star game in baseball.. lol