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WV-SteelerFan
11-03-2006, 04:38 PM
Larry & Steve wanted to go out drinking; they only had $2.00
between them.

Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one
large sausage.

Steve said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all!"

Larry replied, "Don't worry, just follow me."

They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double
shots of Jack Daniels.

Steve said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we
will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"

They downed their drinks.

Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get
on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the bartender
noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all
for free.

At the tenth bar, Steve said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this
anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"

Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the
third bar.

NV STEELERS 723
12-17-2006, 12:58 PM
Now that was good!

SteelerFanInCA
12-20-2006, 12:21 PM
That was the laugh of the day. Nice post.