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Stlrs4Life
11-07-2006, 05:10 PM
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS vs. OTHER FRIENDS

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bring a bottle of wine to your party
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Make the pierogies & stay to clean up afterwards

OTHER FRIENDS: Will come to your house warming party.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will help you move


OTHER FRIENDS: Will watch sports with you
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will take off of work for a week to drive to a
Steeler away game with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...we messed up - that was fun!

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place
and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk sh__ to the person who talks sh_t about you.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will knock them the HELL out!

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Are for life

OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will send
it on to more Pittsburgh friends.

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-08-2006, 11:11 AM
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS vs. OTHER FRIENDS

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bring a bottle of wine to your party
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Make the pierogies & stay to clean up afterwards

OTHER FRIENDS: Will come to your house warming party.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will help you move


OTHER FRIENDS: Will watch sports with you
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will take off of work for a week to drive to a
Steeler away game with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...we messed up - that was fun!

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place
and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk sh__ to the person who talks sh_t about you.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will knock them the HELL out!

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Are for life

OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will send
it on to more Pittsburgh friends.



BENGAL FRIENDS vs. OTHER FRIENDS

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BENGAL FRIENDS: Stole your food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bring a bottle of wine to your party
BENGAL FRIENDS: Drink the wine and share it with 15yo girls

OTHER FRIENDS: Will come to your house warming party.
BENGAL FRIENDS: come to your house after you fall asleep and rip you off


OTHER FRIENDS: Will watch sports with you
BENGAL FRIENDS: Pretend to know football, and talk during the game about Carsons impending Hall of Fame nomination


OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BENGAL FRIENDS: Are not allowed to talk to your parents because of a court issued Order of Protection.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BENGAL FRIENDS: Planted his Gun/Drugs/Stolen item on you and then bailed.

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BENGAL FRIENDS: Cry every post season

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BENGAL FRIENDS: ...uh...yeah...like you would lend them ANYTHING!!!

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door
BENGAL FRIENDS: Crawl though a basement window after 2 a.m.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
BENGAL FRIENDS: Will show up at the bar without money (unemployed) and drink from your glass when your back is turned


OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk sh__ to the person who talks sh_t about you.
BENGAL FRIENDS: Will talk sh__ about you

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for life
BENGAL FRIENDS: Are serving life

OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BENGAL FRIENDS: Cant read this

floodcitygirl
11-08-2006, 11:37 AM
I didn't know that you ever lived in Cincy, LLT! :sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-08-2006, 11:51 AM
I didn't know that you ever lived in Cincy, LLT! :sofunny:

I actually have one friend who is a "bengal fan"....and is the typical "follow the team that he thinks may do well fan"....Most of my stereotypes of bengal fandom..comes from him...and yes...he is unemployed, married twice...divorced twice....and seems to show up at dinnertime....

He drives a 1991 Ford F150 which is either white over rust...or rust over white...I'm not sure which.

....and no...he is not allowed over on Sundays....

floodcitygirl
11-08-2006, 11:55 AM
I knew that your post was too reality based to be made up! :thumbsup:

Preacher
11-15-2006, 01:50 AM
I knew that your post was too reality based to be made up! :thumbsup:

Well, Like I said before, I used to live an hour away from Bengaland. And yep... that post is SO true.