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lamberts-lost-tooth
11-09-2006, 01:41 PM
Lets just see what we can list as to what has happened in the world since the Bengals have won a playoff game?



......hmmmmmm.....

1) 2 Persian Gulf Wars....

2) Bombing of the World Trade Center towers....

3) Bush out...Clinton in...Clinton in again...Clinton out...Bush in...Bush in again...

4) Hillary/First Lady in Washington DC....Hillary/unemployed in Arkansas...Hillary/Senator in New York

5) Steelers win 5th Lombardi

MACH1
11-09-2006, 02:05 PM
Tampa Bay winning a super bowl.:cheer:

HometownGal
11-09-2006, 02:40 PM
Hell hath frozen over.

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-09-2006, 02:53 PM
Hell hath frozen over.

LOL!!!...Hell hath fr.....WHOA!!!! .....sorry.. had to duck a flying pig.

HometownGal
11-09-2006, 03:02 PM
had to duck a flying pig.

Those crafty Bungles - always coming up with a new schtick. That was Sam Adams sky-diving.

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-09-2006, 03:19 PM
Those crafty Bungles - always coming up with a new schtick. That was Sam Adams sky-diving.

...and I think I saw D.B. Cooper jumping from his butt.

PisnNapalm
11-09-2006, 04:15 PM
Thanks for the chuckle. :o)

ARKIESTEEL
11-09-2006, 04:28 PM
Halleys (sp) comet has come back around:bouncy:

ARKIESTEEL
11-09-2006, 04:35 PM
The dukes of hazard was remade instead of being a current hit:wink02:

MACH1
11-09-2006, 07:37 PM
A new Pope

SteelCityMan786
11-09-2006, 07:39 PM
Lets just see what we can list as to what has happened in the world since the Bengals have won a playoff game?



......hmmmmmm.....

1) 2 Persian Gulf Wars....

2) Bombing of the World Trade Center towers....

3) Bush out...Clinton in...Clinton in again...Clinton out...Bush in...Bush in again...

4) Hillary/First Lady in Washington DC....Hillary/unemployed in Arkansas...Hillary/Senator in New York

5) Steelers win 5th Lombardi

6) Steelers made Super Bowl XXX

stillers4me
11-09-2006, 07:43 PM
the Democrats have retaken Congress.

SteelCityMan786
11-09-2006, 07:58 PM
The Economy has reached all time highs.

tony hipchest
11-09-2006, 08:44 PM
the wheel was invented.

jackie robinson broke the color barrier.

the berlin wall came down.

Jesus walked the earth.

anything a bengalfan considers a joke was 1st told.

hillary clintons snatch was still fresh. :chuckle:

dinosaurs ruled the earth.

(i think i smell a thread with legs)

SteelCityMan786
11-09-2006, 08:55 PM
the wheel was invented.

jackie robinson broke the color barrier.

the berlin wall came down.

Jesus walked the earth.

anything a bengalfan considers a joke was 1st told.

hillary clintons snatch was still fresh. :chuckle:

dinosaurs ruled the earth.

(i think i smell a thread with legs)

tony gave this thread legs.:toofunny:

3 to be 4
11-10-2006, 07:35 PM
Kurt Cobain was a musician with potential

Reagan went from leader of the free world to, um, long since dead after an incredibly lengthy illness

We were just getting over the Challenger

the top musical group was GENESIS, for cry eye!

Eddie Van Halen had a brain cell

Brittany Spears wasnt even frickin ALIVE!

George W Bush, Robert Downey Jr, and Richard Pryor were interchangable

Bill Clinton was a skirtchasing....well, never mind

the Democrats great hope was (gulp) Michael Stanley Dukakis ( Kitty was still a social drinker)

The Soviet Union still existed

Bruce Willis was young

Dan Ackroyd hadnt lost his frickin mind yet and was still a little bit funny

sumo
11-10-2006, 07:52 PM
I still like Dan Akroyd

MACH1
11-10-2006, 08:08 PM
The entire bungal roster was just a wet dream their daddys had.

tony hipchest
11-11-2006, 11:51 AM
Kurt Cobain was a musician with potential

Reagan went from leader of the free world to, um, long since dead after an incredibly lengthy illness

We were just getting over the Challenger

the top musical group was GENESIS, for cry eye!

Eddie Van Halen had a brain cell

Brittany Spears wasnt even frickin ALIVE!

George W Bush, Robert Downey Jr, and Richard Pryor were interchangable

Bill Clinton was a skirtchasing....well, never mind

the Democrats great hope was (gulp) Michael Stanley Dukakis ( Kitty was still a social drinker)

The Soviet Union still existed

Bruce Willis was young

Dan Ackroyd hadnt lost his frickin mind yet and was still a little bit funny

brilliant!

mullets became the hairstyle of choise for their fans.

3 to be 4
11-11-2006, 09:50 PM
Molly Ringwald was a star

Mary Hart was hot

Bobcat Goldthweit was an emerging talent

people laughed at Dennis Miller jokes

Most of the Traveling Wilburys were alive

Dan Quayle was a legitimate threat to kill us all

MACH1
11-11-2006, 10:06 PM
Bungals wasted how many #1 picks

tony hipchest
11-11-2006, 10:14 PM
bill cosby was a tv star.

gangsta rap was a new fad

freddie mercury was alive

putting the heart of a baboon into a baby was a good idea

delta burke got fat, oprah winfrey got skinny

kirstey alley got fat and skinny

tracy lords did movies where her genetalia wasnt the main star

al gore invented the internet

bengalbrian took a bath

floodcitygirl
11-11-2006, 10:42 PM
bengalbrian took a bathOk...that was not nice.....but it made me laugh! :sofunny: Thanks.

tony hipchest
11-12-2006, 12:14 AM
andrew dice clay was cool.

kimberley from DIFFERENT STROKES was alive and not doing soft core lesbian porn.

anna niclole smith was playmate of the year and an upcoming model for GUESS jeans.

GUESS was hip.

MC hammer had money,

MC hammer pants were hip.

parachute pants were the in thing.

bungee jumping and snowboarding were invented.

doogie howser, macauly caulkin, and the kid from WHOS THE BOSS were straight.

mike tyson was an esteemed athelete,

so was lawrence taylor.

barry bonds was skinny.

TAB with saccharin was a "healthy" drink.

floodcitygirl
11-12-2006, 12:24 AM
kimberley from DIFFERENT STROKES was alive and not doing soft core lesbian porn.

What????? Please say it aint so! Where have I been? :hunch:

tony hipchest
11-12-2006, 12:40 AM
What????? Please say it aint so! Where have I been? :hunch:lol. oddly enough the film is called "different strokes". i havent seen the others this search turned up.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118979/

from a different search site:

Dana announced that she was a lesbian in a 1998 issue of Sapphic Price's magazine Girlfriends. She later retracted that statement, announcing that she was just experimenting.

floodcitygirl
11-12-2006, 12:45 AM
lol. oddly enough the film is called "different strokes". i havent seen the others this search turned up.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118979/I'll just have to believe you on this one. I can't bring myself to look at a link that might show that potential. :horror:

tony hipchest
11-12-2006, 12:59 AM
I'll just have to believe you on this one. I can't bring myself to look at a link that might show that potential. :horror:lol. its just a short written review of the flick. i only saw about 15 minutes of it on cable. (a pretty good portion for cable though- although not edited, the nudity was fuzzed out)

NOT WORTH RENTING UNLESS REAL PORN IS NOT AVAILABLE or youre a huge dana plato fan.

floodcitygirl
11-12-2006, 01:29 AM
lol. its just a short written review of the flick. i only saw about 15 minutes of it on cable. (a pretty good portion for cable though- although not edited, the nudity was fuzzed out)

NOT WORTH RENTING UNLESS REAL PORN IS NOT AVAILABLE or youre a huge dana plato fan.In case you couldn't tell by the little "horror" smilie, I really wanted no more info on Dana Plato in that line of work. Yikes. :blush: (lol)

SteelCityMan786
11-12-2006, 08:39 AM
The Bengals Roster Went to Jail.

stillers4me
11-12-2006, 09:39 AM
The Bengals Roster Went to Jail.

Several times.

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-12-2006, 09:43 AM
andrew dice clay was cool.

kimberley from DIFFERENT STROKES was alive and not doing soft core lesbian porn.

anna niclole smith was playmate of the year and an upcoming model for GUESS jeans.

GUESS was hip.

MC hammer had money,

MC hammer pants were hip.

parachute pants were the in thing.

bungee jumping and snowboarding were invented.

doogie howser, macauly caulkin, and the kid from WHOS THE BOSS were straight.

mike tyson was an esteemed athelete,

so was lawrence taylor.

barry bonds was skinny.

TAB with saccharin was a "healthy" drink.

:sofunny: :sofunny:

tony hipchest
11-12-2006, 12:08 PM
terry bradshaw had hair

MACH1
11-12-2006, 12:28 PM
The Red Soxs won a title

SteelCityMan786
11-12-2006, 12:30 PM
The Cardinals have won a title.

MACH1
11-12-2006, 12:56 PM
Cell phones
Cordless Phones
Home PC's
Internet
CD's
DVD's
Satellite TV
HDTV
GPS
Arnold & Jessy become a gov.
And the Bungels still suck

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-12-2006, 02:08 PM
Yugoslavia no longer a country
Ann Hecht has switched sexual preferences...twice.
Tom Cruise single...Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman...Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes..Tom Cruise loses his mind
Dick Vermiel retires...comes back...wins SB...leaves team...goes to another team...retires
..and the bengals still suck

3 to be 4
11-12-2006, 05:12 PM
Julian Lennon
Bob Saget
Janet Jackson being pudgy
Magic Johnson sex machine

tony hipchest
11-12-2006, 05:14 PM
Julian Lennon
Bob Saget
Janet Jackson being pudgy
Magic Johnson sex machine:sofunny:

the rolling stones were young.

3 to be 4
11-12-2006, 05:41 PM
Tom Brokaw was young
Mikhail Gorbachov was powerful

3 to be 4
11-14-2006, 11:21 PM
Simple Minds
The Thompson Twins
Milli Vinilli
Vanilla Ice
Nora Dunn
Sinead O'Connor
Ally Sheedy
Judd Nelson
Willard Scott
"The Golden Girls"

Preacher
11-15-2006, 04:10 AM
The Houston Oilers still played football...

The Cincinatti Bengals still Don't play football.

RoethlisBURGHer
11-15-2006, 02:19 PM
The Cleveland Browns were moved to Baltimore and became the Ravens

The Cleveland Browns came back to Cleveland as an expansion team

The Jacksonville Jaguars,Carolina Panthers,and Houston Texans were all added to the league

A salary cap was put into football

stlrtruck
11-15-2006, 04:21 PM
Let's not forget the fashion statements:

The legging socks and tights
Parachute Pants
Halter tops
The roll up of the cuffs on jeans
Daisy Duke shorts (twice)
The Rayban sun glasses ala Risky Business
Keeping the tag on ball caps
Wearing ball caps backwards
Wearing ball caps sideways

MACH1
11-15-2006, 05:34 PM
Lakers win 7 championships

SteelCityMan786
11-15-2006, 06:08 PM
The Bulls won 6 NBA CHampionships.

RoethlisBURGHer
11-15-2006, 06:31 PM
The Indians went to two World Series

The Tigers went to the World Series

The Cavs made the playoffs

The Clippers made the playoffs

The Zen Master left the Lakers and then came back

Shaq won another NBA Finals ring

Pat Riley won another NBA Finals ring

The Heat won thier first ever NBA Finals Championship

MACH1
11-22-2006, 03:56 PM
A new century

And they still suck

meanjoecoop
11-22-2006, 09:42 PM
Then:
Carson Palmer was 9 years old, living in Fresno California, dreaming of someday being a great pro quarterback.

Now:
Carson is 26, living in Cincinnati, dreaming of someday being a great pro quarterback.

Little has changed hasnt it?

stillers4me
11-22-2006, 10:00 PM
Then:
Carson Palmer was 9 years old, living in Fresno California, dreaming of someday being a great pro quarterback.

Now:
Carson is 26, living in Cincinnati, dreaming of someday being a great pro quarterback.

Little has changed hasnt it?

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

I'm on my second husband.........:toofunny:

CJ#85
11-22-2006, 10:44 PM
Then:
Carson Palmer was 9 years old, living in Fresno California, dreaming of someday being a great pro quarterback.

Now:
Carson is 26, living in Cincinnati, dreaming of someday being a great pro quarterback.

Little has changed hasnt it?

Not true. Peyton is a great pro quarterback without a ring (albeit a bit of a choker come playoff time). Carson is a great pro quarterback. He would have played in the Pro Bowl, but he was recovering from Kimo's blow.

SteelCityMan786
11-22-2006, 10:51 PM
2 Other things that has happend since the Bengals won a playoff game

Penn State went 11-1 and won the Orange Bowl

Penn State went 8-4 and made it to the Outback Bowl

stillers4me
11-22-2006, 10:52 PM
Not true. Peyton is a great pro quarterback without a ring (albeit a bit of a choker come playoff time). Carson is a great pro quarterback. He would have played in the Pro Bowl, but he was recovering from Kimo's blow.

:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

The retoric is getting old. You'll NEVER get the support you want here so give it up.
Carson's a weenie and the Bengals suck. Go home and talk to someone that actually believes the BS.

Besides.......Ben was too busy to play in the Consulation Bowl anyway.

CJ#85
11-22-2006, 11:02 PM
"Besides.......Ben was too busy to play in the Consulation Bowl anyway."

Yep, busy making up illnesses, excuses, and preparing for this 4-6 season.

Black@Gold Forever32
11-22-2006, 11:45 PM
"Besides.......Ben was too busy to play in the Consulation Bowl anyway."

Yep, busy making up illnesses, excuses, and preparing for this 4-6 season.

Hey CJGroupie will you get the **** out here. Nobody cares about Carson ****ing Palmer or you stupid ass second class organization on a Steelers site. Go to a Bengals site where you can be CJ's or Carson's little groupie all you want.

HometownGal
11-22-2006, 11:50 PM
Carson would have played in the Pro Bowl, but he was recovering from CJ's blow.

I'm sure he was - that gold tooth probably hurt like a motha and left a nasty scar. No wonder CJ is still recovering from a stiff neck and Cartoon walks with a limp. :sofunny:

In all seriousness, I could understand your incessant desire to talk smack if the Bungles were sitting pretty at the top of the division, but they're ONE game ahead of the Steelers at 5-5 - LMAO!! :tt02: :tt02: :tt02:

Black@Gold Forever32
11-22-2006, 11:53 PM
I'm sure he was - that gold tooth probably hurt like a motha and left a nasty scar. No wonder CJ is still recovering from a stiff neck. :sofunny:

In all seriousness, I could understand your incessant desire to talk smack if the Bungles were sitting pretty at the top of the division, but they're ONE game ahead of the Steelers at 5-5 - LMAO!! :tt02: :tt02: :tt02:

Great points Hometown. The reason shes pisses me off so bad. I tend to respect other players and teams. But she consistently shows no respect to the Steelers that I can't take it no more so I'm going to be very nasty toward her. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy.

floodcitygirl
11-22-2006, 11:56 PM
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy.Remind me to stay on your good side!!! :sofunny:

Black@Gold Forever32
11-22-2006, 11:59 PM
Remind me to stay on your good side!!! :sofunny:

Floodcity my Steelers sisters have no worries. You are part of the Steelers Nation so its all good. I'm just tired of CJGroupie and her act. She constatly smacks the Steelers and is shocked why people smack the Bengals or her. Sorry but its getting old and the nasty side is coming out of me tonight.

HometownGal
11-23-2006, 12:19 AM
Great points Hometown. The reason shes pisses me off so bad. I tend to respect other players and teams. But she consistently shows no respect to the Steelers that I can't take it no more so I'm going to be very nasty toward her. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy.

I don't like being nasty to anyone, but this IS the Blast Furnace and when someone comes here and lobs those softballs over the plate, you just can't help yourself swinging to hit those 4 baggers - LOL! :cheers:

Black@Gold Forever32
11-23-2006, 12:24 AM
I don't like being nasty to anyone, but this IS the Blast Furnace and when someone comes here and lobs those softballs over the plate, you just can't help yourself swinging to hit those 4 baggers - LOL! :cheers:

I was ignoring her posts at first. But seeing that crap every day gets on my nerves. I just wish she would get it through her brain that this is a Steelers forum and the Bengals are going to be smacked on here. I know she is defending her team. Thats fine but I'm tired of all of Ben rants and saying are Super Bowl was tainted.

HometownGal
11-23-2006, 12:28 AM
I was ignoring her posts at first. But seeing that crap every day gets on my nerves. I just wish she would get it through her brain that this is a Steelers forum and the Bengals are going to be smacked on here. I know she is defending her team. Thats fine but I'm tired of all of Ben rants and saying are Super Bowl was tainted.

What these pickleheads fail to realize is that no matter how much they whine, cry and bemoan OUR well deserved SB victory, it doesn't change two very real facts....

(1) WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS until at least February, 2007 and......

are you ready?

are you sure?

are you sure you're sure?

Positive?

Mkay. I'll give it up.






(2) THE BENGALS SUCK!

floodcitygirl
11-23-2006, 12:35 AM
Floodcity my Steelers sisters have no worries. You are part of the Steelers Nation so its all good. I'm just tired of CJGroupie and her act. She constatly smacks the Steelers and is shocked why people smack the Bengals or her. Sorry but its getting old and the nasty side is coming out of me tonight.No worries BnG. After you've lived in Cincy long enough you come to expect nothing less...or more from these fans. Besides, it seems some folks around here really enjoy it when a stray kitty comes out from hiding to play! I say...enjoy yourself! :thumbsup: :cheers:

3 to be 4
11-23-2006, 12:41 AM
the Bengals suck

CJ#85
11-23-2006, 01:23 AM
Great points Hometown. The reason shes pisses me off so bad. I tend to respect other players and teams. But she consistently shows no respect to the Steelers that I can't take it no more so I'm going to be very nasty toward her. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy.

I showed respect when I complemented your wins the past two weeks. Just because you have a few rings, doesn't mean I have to "respect" you. You don't respect my team, so why should I respect yours? Should I do it because you have some old rings from the 70s and won a Superbowl that was officiated in your favor?

"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy"

I'm shaking from fright. I better become a Steeler girl. :yawn:

meanjoecoop
11-23-2006, 01:35 AM
Just because you have a few rings...


Listen sweetie...a few would be 3. We have 5...thats a quintuplet. Get it straight. :checkit:

floodcitygirl
11-23-2006, 01:39 AM
I'm shaking from fright. I better become a Steeler girl. Definately the most intelligent post I've seen you make! :thumbsup:

SteelCityMan786
11-23-2006, 10:27 AM
the Bengals suck

Always have, always will.

Black@Gold Forever32
11-23-2006, 10:35 AM
I showed respect when I complemented your wins the past two weeks. Just because you have a few rings, doesn't mean I have to "respect" you. You don't respect my team, so why should I respect yours? Should I do it because you have some old rings from the 70s and won a Superbowl that was officiated in your favor?

"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy"

I'm shaking from fright. I better become a Steeler girl. :yawn:

Actually dumbass I have written many posts about Carson Palmer being one of the best QB's in the NFL and actually happen to be a fan of Carson Palmers. I have been a fan of Carson's
since his days at USC. But I have read enough of your posts and I'm tired of your Ben rants. Plus saying the Steelers Super Bowl title was tainted last year. Thats why I'm trashing your Bengals and Carson. You started the shit first and now I'm finishing it. I wouldn't want your ****ty Bengals ass to become a Steeler girl. There is no room for CJ groupies in the Steeler Nation.

3 to be 4
11-23-2006, 12:36 PM
"Here we are in Cincinnati! listen to these fans. They have been waiting for this for over 15 years!! What excitement! What Joy!........
Palmer is back to pass...it deep..aaaand its caught!!!!!! WAIT!! Palmers down! I think his leg is broken!! Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!! and its dead silent in Cincinnati.

and now Chad Johnson is throwing a nutty.......and the Steelers score again. A day that we have waited for, for a generation, what a disaster folks!!! What a %^&$## disaster!!!
This is like a guy getting his nuts caught in his zipper on Prom Night!!!!

3 to be 4
12-24-2006, 11:24 PM
"What a drive! What an incredible, clutch drive by the Bengals!!!! This was Palmers Elway moment!! This was a thing of beauty!! All we need now is the extra point and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Newzfoxjr
12-24-2006, 11:40 PM
3) Bush out...Clinton in...Clinton in again...Clinton out...Bush in...Bush in again...


That's my favorite.