Mamaduck43
11-10-2006, 07:03 PM
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've
got to make love to me ---- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky
day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her
and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the
stove
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that
all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've
got to make love to me ---- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky
day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her
and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the
stove
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that
all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."