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11-14-2006, 11:32 PM
Cincinnati (AP) - Authorities in Cincinnati are investigating what caused the coffin of the late Don of Cincinnati Bengal football, Paul Brown, to turn over sunday night. Workers at the graveyard found piles of dirt along the hole where Brown is buried and his coffin turned upside down. Apparently, this isnt the first time, and officials commented anonymously that each occurance happened after Browns former team, the Bengals, sustained a humiliating defeat. The last such occurance came after the Bengals were thrashed in their first playoff appearance in 15 years after the 2005 season, in which the team stunned everyone, including themselves by winning a division title, and the city of Cincinnati grew what scientists call a "chubby" for an entire week.