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MACH1
12-09-2006, 05:35 PM
Soap on a rope

When they drop it in the shower they don't have bend over to pick it up----while in prison.

:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:

83-Steelers-43
12-09-2006, 05:39 PM
Ankle bracelets so Marvin knows where they are at all times. That's even if he cares.

tony hipchest
12-09-2006, 05:44 PM
Soap on a rope

When they drop it in the shower they don't have bend over to pick it up----while in prison.

:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :sofunny: forget the soap on a rope, just give them a box of jumbo "bubba" sized rubbers so they dont catch anything (much like chad johnson in the 1st half of the season)

83-Steelers-43
12-09-2006, 05:45 PM
Stocking stuffers from Marvin Lewis......................

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/get_out_of_jail_free_card_small.jpg

SteelCityMan786
12-09-2006, 05:49 PM
Stocking stuffers from Marvin Lewis......................

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/get_out_of_jail_free_card_small.jpg

:sofunny:

Stillers#1
12-09-2006, 05:52 PM
Stocking stuffers from Marvin Lewis......................

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/get_out_of_jail_free_card_small.jpg

That's comedy......and everytime I see your sig, I feel the need to actually say it outloud.

Only I say it very loudly.

Stlrs4Life
12-09-2006, 09:32 PM
Vaseline.

SteelCityMan786
12-09-2006, 09:34 PM
Vaseline.

And some facial soap. LOL.

MACH1
12-10-2006, 01:14 AM
Vaseline.

KY Warming jelly

HometownGal
12-10-2006, 08:46 AM
Preparation H - oral suspension, of course. :thumbsup:

polamalufan43
12-10-2006, 09:33 AM
Ankle bracelets so Marvin knows where they are at all times. That's even if he cares.

:sofunny:

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

CantStop85
12-10-2006, 09:17 PM
A playoff berth. :thumbsup:

stlrtruck
12-11-2006, 11:03 AM
A playoff berth. :thumbsup:
And another ONE AND DONE (LOL)!!!

And in the off season, the city is going to build a jail cell in the stadium so the players don't have to go too far!!!

Ambridge
12-11-2006, 02:19 PM
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v294/VaPa_Steeler/th_breathalyzer-net_1926_625033.gif

A hand held Breath-alyzer would be the perfect gift.

MACH1
12-11-2006, 05:33 PM
And another ONE AND DONE (LOL)!!!

And in the off season, the city is going to build a jail cell in the stadium so the players don't have to go too far!!!

First they have to be able to get work release. :chicken:

BlacknGold76
12-12-2006, 12:16 AM
Oakland Raiders trading cards complete with mug shot photo and prison number.:toofunny:

meanjoecoop
12-12-2006, 05:53 AM
Perhaps the team should give their fans some pocket calendars or alarm clocks.

Having seen my team play on Thursday evening, I decided to go to the mall Sunday afternoon. Everyone was decked out in their Bungal jerseys. They were oblivious to the fact that the team they have suddenly become infatuated with was actually playing...

Silly bungals...orange & black is for Halloween. :flap:

lamberts-lost-tooth
12-16-2006, 11:23 AM
Gift certificates to "Crazy" AJ Nicholson's House of Allegedly Used Stereo Equipment ....How can he sell it so cheap...HE'S CRAAAAAAAAZZZYYY!!!!

tony hipchest
12-20-2006, 08:13 PM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/cid_FC93BE54-7D42-4ECE-B4B7-D1E915E.jpg

boLT fan
12-20-2006, 08:22 PM
I'm sure Terrence Kiel could hook em up with some cough syrup.




Ya.. I just smack talked my own team. :flap:

tony hipchest
12-20-2006, 08:24 PM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/cid_7C12DFAB-65D6-43C6-A90A-600122B.jpg

chad johnson can make him a new grill.

MACH1
12-20-2006, 09:00 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

HometownGal
12-20-2006, 09:26 PM
A brand new team logo..........

http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-horses_ass03.jpg