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meanjoecoop
12-16-2006, 08:29 PM
I was thinking about all the Bengals that have been arrested this year and had an epiphany. Here it is. :wink02:

What do you do with a drunken Bengal?

What do you do with a drunken Bengal,
What do you do with a drunken Bengal,
What do you do with a drunken Bengal,
Early in the morning!

[Chorus:]
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Put him in the boat with Eric Steinbach,
Put him in the boat with Eric Steinbach,
Put him in the boat with Eric Steinbach,
Early in the morning!

[Chorus:]

Smack him around like Frostee’s girlfriend,
Smack him around like Frostee’s girlfriend,
Smack him around like Frostee’s girlfriend,
Early in the morning!

[Chorus:]

Break-in his house with A.J. Nicholson,
Break-in his house with A.J. Nicholson,
Break-in his house with A.J. Nicholson,
Early in the morning!

[Chorus:]

Zap him with the taser like Matthias Askew,
Zap him with the taser like Matthias Askew,
Zap him with the taser like Matthias Askew,
Early in the morning!

[Chorus:]

Sit him on the bench with Odell Thurman,
Sit him on the bench with Odell Thurman,
Sit him on the bench with Odell Thurman,
Early in the morning!

[Chorus:]

Kick him out da club like Reggie McNeal,
Kick him out da club like Reggie McNeal,
Kick him out da club like Reggie McNeal,
Early in the morning!

[Chorus:]

Throw him in the brig with Chris and Deltha,
Throw him in the brig with Chris and Deltha,
Throw him in the brig with Chris and Deltha,
Early in the morning!

[Chorus:]

Heave him by the leg like von Olehoffen,
Heave him by the leg like von Olehoffen,
Heave him by the leg like von Olehoffen,
Early in the morning!

[Chorus:]

That’s what you do with a drunken Bengal,
That’s what you do with a drunken Bengal,
That’s what you do with a drunken Bengal,
Early in the morning!

HometownGal
12-16-2006, 10:57 PM
:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

Priceless Joe!!!!

Pat 'em on the head like Warden Marv
Pat 'em on the head like Warden Marv
Pat 'em on the head like Warden Marv
Early in the morning!