12-19-2006, 02:08 PM
johny loves to exagerate to truth. when he got to school one monday the teacher asked him what he did this weekend. he said on friday me and my grandpa went bass fishing and he said that his grandpa caught the biggest bass ever recorded and the teacher said thats nice johny but he said it gets even better on saturday we went deer hunting and my dad shot a really big deer with nothing but a 22 and then we went quail hunting saturday afternoon and we shot a huge 50 pound quail. the teach said stop johny! do you know what happened to me this weekend? i was driving out in the middle of nowhere and all of a sudden a big black grissley bear comes and puts his front paws on my hood. then a jack russel terrier jumps up, bites the bear by the ear and drags him down to the ground and snaps his neck. she said do you believe that johny? he said hell yea thats my dog second bear this week!!!