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01-07-2007, 12:13 PM
Since my wife and I are expecting in a little under 4 months I figured I would post this Bill Cosby video for everyone.

P.S. We are having a boy, it's schlong is HUGE!!!


01-07-2007, 01:36 PM
it's schlong is HUGE!!!

I dunno, Stillers. Sure he's yours? :flap: :flap: :wink02:

Congrats to both of you, babe! Babies are wonderful little gifts from God. :cheers:

A baby boy was created
by the hand of God above
to give the world the sweetest touch
of tenderness and love.
With the softness of a whisper,
God made a baby's skin
and then designed two trusting eyes
to put the starlight in.
With giggles from a waterfall
and breezes passing by,
God made a baby's laughter
and a tiny, sleepy sigh.
God made the world a precious gift
more dear and pure than gold,
with little toes to play with
and tiny hands to hold
then brought into the sunshine
a precious baby boy
All wrapped up in a rainbow
of wonder, hope, and joy.

In Cowher We Trust
01-07-2007, 02:18 PM
schlong is HUGE!!!

are you sure....lol

01-07-2007, 02:22 PM
I AM POSITIVE!!!! One of these days I'm gonna scan the ultra-sounds pics and post them here.

01-07-2007, 03:06 PM
it's schlong is HUGE!!!

Um, that's called "the umbilical cord".


01-07-2007, 03:56 PM
Enjoy sleeping while you can. :yawn:

01-08-2007, 05:55 PM
Um, that's called "the umbilical cord".


Now that was funny...........

He definitely must be proud he is going to be a papa.....

01-08-2007, 09:02 PM
Good luck and enjoy your freedom while you can. Babies are great little gifts, but they take all of your attention. But in the end it's worth it.