Tony Romo Sings Toby Keith on "Bungles Greatest Hits"

[tony hipchest]

since tony romo pulled off a choke job in seattle that only the bungles could top, it seems his new lady friend, carrie underwood, is teaching him to express his sorrows in country music. since he is ALREADY a cowboy, they came up with this piece instead:

Should've Been A Bengal

I bet you've never thought you'd hear ol' corey Dillion say
I'd rather flip burgers than in cinncinatti, play
Settling down would you trade me
If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please
Mike Brown'd of said yes in a New York minute
They never tied the knot
His heart wasn't in it
He stole a ring as he road away
He never hung his hat up at the Kitty's place

I should've been a Bengal
I should've learned to drink and drive
Wearing my six-shooter riding with chris henry on a drive by
Stealing the young fanboys heart
Just like Segfreid and Roy
Singing those blunt fire songs
Oh I should've been a Bengal

Ocho-Cinco would be my side kick, whata funny name
Driving wild through the suburbs chasing Tori James
Ending up on the brink of danger
Riding shotgun with O'dell Thurman
Go east young man, haven't you been told
My stomach is full of whisky, and i wanna fight the black and gold
Sleeping around, out all night with other football stars
Dream in my eye and a prayer in my heart

I should've been a Bengal
I should've learned to drink and drive
Wearing my six-shooter riding with chris henry on a drive by
Stealing the young fanboys heart
Just like Segfreid and Roy
Singing those blunt fire songs
Oh I should've been a Bengal



I should've been a Bengal
I should've learned to drink and drive
Wearing my six-shooter riding with chris henry on a drive by
Stealing the young fanboys heart
Just like Segfreid and Roy
Singing those blunt fire songs
Oh I should've been a Bengal
Yeah I should've been a Bengal
Yeah I should've been a Bengal

TH- :sofunny: (i dont know much about country music but it sounds pretty good!)

[floodcitygirl]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[lamberts-lost-tooth]

LMAO!!!!!....CLASSIC!!!!..wish we still had the old rep system..one point doesnt seem right!!!:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

[HometownGal]

OMFG that was above hilarious!!!! :toofunny: :toofunny: :thumbsup:

[polamalufan43]

I laughed, I cried, I almost felt like breaking into song....

I should have been I steeler...

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

[Stlrs4Life]

This is a great one, I'm also a huge Toby Keith fan! LMAO!

[polamalufan43]

This is a great one, I'm also a huge Toby Keith fan! LMAO!

Yeah, so am I. That's why it's so funny. Ive heard that song before and it's sweet how the words almost fit perfectly....

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

[clevestinks]

OMFG that was above hilarious!!!! :toofunny: :toofunny: :thumbsup:

I agree That is hilarious! Funny Stuff:sofunny:

[herewegosteelers]

:sofunny: :sofunny: OMG that is great!!

[Big D]

thats awesome!

[SteelCityMan786]

:rofl: NICE!