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Big D
01-24-2007, 05:34 PM
>>
>>1) Did you fart?
>>cuz you blew me away.
>>
>>2) Are yer parents retarded?
>>cuz ya sure are special.
>>
>>3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
>>I can't hold it in.
>>
>>4) Do you have a library card?
>>cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>>
>>5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
>>cuz I can see myself in em.
>>
>>6) If you in I were Squirrels,
>>I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
>>
>>7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
>>but beauty's only a light switch away.
>>
>>8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>>Woman - "WHAT?"
>>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
>>
>>9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
>>but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
>>
>>10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
>>I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
>>
>>11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
>>
>>12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
>>we kin sleep til afternoon.
>>
>>and.... the best for last!
>>
>>13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
>>every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

polamalufan43
01-24-2007, 07:06 PM
:toofunny:

Two questions

1. When do you have time to make this stuff up?
2. Please tell me you have never used these lines in your natural born life :toofunny: jkjk

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

Newzfoxjr
01-24-2007, 08:16 PM
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
>>
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

XDDDD!!!! Oh my god. Those made my day.

Godfather
01-24-2007, 08:46 PM
Shouldn't a few of those be prison-related?

Big D
01-25-2007, 11:54 AM
:toofunny:

Two questions

1. When do you have time to make this stuff up?
2. Please tell me you have never used these lines in your natural born life :toofunny: jkjk

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

sure have. How do you think I got my puddin..

polamalufan43
01-25-2007, 03:31 PM
sure have. How do you think I got my puddin..

:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

I think the smilies say it all

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

P.S. Good luck with your "puddin"