View Full Version : Too Bad he's a Dallas fan

01-26-2007, 05:17 PM
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Fairmont Park when one is
suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it
breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident.

"Flyers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook.

"But I'm not a Flyers fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said
the reporter and he starts writing again.

"Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."

"I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said.

"Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or
the Flyers."

What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."