BOXCAR JOEY
01-26-2007, 04:17 PM
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Fairmont Park when one is
suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it
breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident.
"Flyers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook.
"But I'm not a Flyers fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said
the reporter and he starts writing again.
"Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or
the Flyers."
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."
suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it
breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident.
"Flyers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook.
"But I'm not a Flyers fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said
the reporter and he starts writing again.
"Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or
the Flyers."
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."