HometownGal
01-28-2007, 07:19 PM
:toofunny:
Retirement
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and entered a
shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to
him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
"Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important to my health
Retirement
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and entered a
shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to
him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
"Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important to my health