View Full Version : Retirement

01-28-2007, 07:19 PM


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and entered a
shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to
him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
"Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important to my health