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01-29-2007, 07:16 PM
1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati?
>>A huddle

2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving?
>>The police.

3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore?
>> It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Bengals "play better on grass."

5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new "Honor System" for his players
>>"Yes, your Honor, No your Honor".

6. The Bengals had a 9 and 6 season this year:
>>9 arrests (literally), 6 convictions.

7. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense, but they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted:
>>Johnny Cochran

8. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini-camp?
>> Studying the Miranda Rights.

01-29-2007, 07:23 PM
Excellent! :sofunny:

01-29-2007, 07:35 PM
A friend of mine lives is from Cincy. He posted it on our other forums. He said someone had emailed it to a local sports writer.

01-31-2007, 06:47 PM
:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

02-01-2007, 02:23 PM
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:
I must agree so much it's not even funny.


P.S. You might have to update that one about the 9 arrests as the offseason goes on...

02-04-2007, 08:48 AM
HA HA HA!!!!! :toofunny: