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tony hipchest
02-06-2007, 05:55 PM
the nfl offseason is officially here!

this lady astronaut drove 900 miles wearing a diaper to avoid pit stops so she could kill another female astronaut who had eyes for a shuttle pilot. (she was arrested for attempted murder, and of course, will get off on a much lesser charge)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16997958/?GT1=9033

let the jokes begin

pres. bush wants to send people to mars? heres the 1st 3 candidates.

83-Steelers-43
02-06-2007, 06:02 PM
Houston, we have a problem.

tony hipchest
02-06-2007, 06:06 PM
this lady was definitely a space cadet.

tazer? check
rubber hose? check
pepper spray? check
trenchcoat? check
wig? check
steel mallet? check
BB gun? check
diapers? check

you give macgyver all that and send him to the space station, he could repair it in 23 minutes. :chuckle:

83-Steelers-43
02-06-2007, 06:08 PM
When the police pulled her over, did they check her diaper?

tony hipchest
02-06-2007, 06:13 PM
When the police pulled her over, did they check her diaper?the loading dock was full of cargo

tony hipchest
02-06-2007, 06:16 PM
she was harboring a few klingons in her "trunk" :sofunny:

Officer Johnson went "deep space 9" with the cavity search.

sumo
02-06-2007, 06:18 PM
she was harboring a few klingons in her "trunk" :sofunny:

I actually think this is a good idea - I'm gonna try it next time I travel ...:thumbsup:

83-Steelers-43
02-06-2007, 06:18 PM
Picture of the diaper wearing suspect.........

http://web.utk.edu/~pgi/image/jacob_astronaut.jpg

tony hipchest
02-06-2007, 06:21 PM
Picture of the diaper wearing suspect.........

http://web.utk.edu/~pgi/image/jacob_astronaut.jpg

holy shit, i cant stop laughing. :rofl:

MACH1
02-06-2007, 07:22 PM
LMAO, she could've shot someones eye out with that thing.

fansince'76
02-06-2007, 09:38 PM
And this chick passed NASA's psych test?!?!? :hunch:

steelerbackr4life
02-06-2007, 09:39 PM
2 thoughts immediately come to mind.

1. I thought Astronauts were smart.:dang:
2. I hope she didnt have heated seats. :jawdrop:

augustashark
02-06-2007, 10:58 PM
forget the diaper, I can't get over the BB gun!

What the hell was she going to do with the BB gun?!

Was the other woman in the love triangle a finch?

floodcitygirl
02-06-2007, 11:58 PM
She also had a knife, extra shells for her bb gun, and plastic garbage bags. But she was just wanting to have a conversation with this other woman. :dang: Very sad. Especially for her family.

BTW....didn't she have to stop for gas anyway??????

sumo
02-07-2007, 01:39 AM
She also had a knife, extra shells for her bb gun, and plastic garbage bags. But she was just wanting to have a conversation with this other woman. :dang: Very sad. Especially for her family.

BTW....didn't she have to stop for gas anyway??????

yeah but all the gas stations have those diaper changing tables that fold down from the wall, so she was ok...:smile:

tony hipchest
02-07-2007, 10:32 AM
yeah but all the gas stations have those diaper changing tables that fold down from the wall, so she was ok...:smile::chuckle: lol. i would hate to walk in on that scene.

lamberts-lost-tooth
02-07-2007, 10:46 AM
..a rubber hose..pepper spray...a bb-gun...and pastic garbage bags....THAT IS SO WEIRD!!!...........(and strangely exciting:wink02: )

I know....I know........and I apologize.

tony hipchest
02-07-2007, 10:52 AM
..a rubber hose..pepper spray...a bb-gun...and pastic garbage bags....THAT IS SO WEIRD!!!...........(and strangely exciting:wink02: )
yeah, she can ride on my rocket anyday :banana:

floodcitygirl
02-07-2007, 11:01 AM
Stop! You guys are soooo sick! :chuckle: Think about this woman's poor family!

tony hipchest
02-07-2007, 11:02 AM
Stop! You guys are soooo sick! :chuckle: Think about this woman's poor family!they can ride my rocket too... well the ladies atleast. :banana:

floodcitygirl
02-07-2007, 11:05 AM
they can ride my rocket too... well the ladies atleast. :banana:I should have known better...!!! :jawdrop: :sofunny:

tony hipchest
02-07-2007, 01:39 PM
the jim rome show is freaking hilarious when stories like this break:

"the cops found a canister of TANG in her glove compartment." :chuckle:

"it wouldve been much better if she drove the 900 miles in a lunar rover." :sofunny:

stlrtruck
02-07-2007, 03:08 PM
Would this make her a "Space Case"?

Preacher
02-07-2007, 03:27 PM
... um... er... uhhh.... how....

well... at least she wasn't in charge of a nuclear submarine.

steelerbackr4life
02-07-2007, 11:00 PM
Would this make her a "Space Case"?


How about an Astronut?

sumo
02-08-2007, 03:22 AM
PMS is not a laughing matter it's a serious condition that deserves our love and understanding..

Man - you have to admit it would have been cool having a camera on her the whole time like a reality show - with her hands dug into the steering wheel the whole way - talking to herself ... "ok, after I put a fresh diaper on, then I'm gonna hit her with the hammer, tie her up with the rubber hose, stab her and then give her a really bad infection with a BB lodged in her skin... that b**ch!"

X-Terminator
02-08-2007, 07:23 AM
Just another reason for me to stay single...

Max Power
02-08-2007, 03:49 PM
Has to be one of the strangest stories of the year. And it's only Feb.

Just look at the Mug shot, she is crazy as it gets. She picked a bad day to quit taking her medication.

Preacher
02-08-2007, 04:30 PM
PMS is not a laughing matter it's a serious condition that deserves our love and understanding..

Man - you have to admit it would have been cool having a camera on her the whole time like a reality show - with her hands dug into the steering wheel the whole way - talking to herself ... "ok, after I put a fresh diaper on, then I'm gonna hit her with the hammer, tie her up with the rubber hose, stab her and then give her a really bad infection with a BB lodged in her skin... that b**ch!"

Sumo SUmo Sumo...

It only a fifteen hour trip here. When do you want to make that appointment! :sofunny:

83-Steelers-43
02-08-2007, 04:31 PM
Has to be one of the strangest stories of the year. And it's only Feb.

Just look at the Mug shot, she is crazy as it gets. She picked a bad day to quit taking her medication.

First her.........

http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__willbanks.jpg

Now Nowak.

Hines0wnz
02-21-2007, 01:44 PM
I love America. Go NASA!

tony hipchest
03-07-2007, 06:14 PM
shocking news! nasa fired her today. it took this long????

i would say nasa drags their feet longer than the bungles, but the bungles dont fire nutjobs and headcases.

stlrtruck
03-08-2007, 08:46 AM
I'm sure she'll be in the front office before too long!