View Full Version : Only with a perscription

02-18-2007, 10:10 AM
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into th pharmacy, right up to the

pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy

some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't

give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's the law! I'll lose my

license! They'll throw us both in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.

Absolutely not! you CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in

bed with pharmacist wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now.

That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.