View Full Version : God is a Steelers Fan
12-30-2004, 09:00 PM
John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler logo flag, and in every window, a Terrible towel. John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point John?" "Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Ben's house, it's mine."
01-03-2005, 02:23 PM
Now that is funny shat man...;D
01-04-2005, 11:03 PM
Great Joke - will give you credit when I forward it!
01-16-2005, 02:35 AM
Following tonights win i do in full believe that God is a steelers fan!!!!!!
01-24-2005, 08:47 PM
Even after yesterday's game, this still has got to be true.
03-08-2005, 04:58 PM
I was going through some old threads and read this one for the first time, Funny
11-16-2005, 03:18 PM
RE; God is a steelers Fan.
This joke started off yrs ago as "God is a Broncos Fan"
Same joke different teams.
11-16-2005, 03:57 PM
Bill Belichick dies and arrives at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter said "Unfortunate for your families, but great for heaven's football team. You will now be the coach. We've got Walter Payton at RB, Don Hudson at WR and we've got Big Ben at quarterback.
Belichick gasped, "Oh no! I didn't realize Ben passed away, was he riding his bike without a helmet? What happened!?"
"Well, it's not really, actually it's God. Sometimes he likes to pretend he's Big Ben"
11-16-2005, 04:01 PM
All still funny
Steel - X
11-16-2005, 04:44 PM
Very Nice job.
01-21-2006, 09:54 AM
This one needed to be seen again by all.
Here We Go STEELERS, Here We GO!!!!!!!!!!!1
01-21-2006, 10:10 AM
there is one going around with Peyton instead of elway. either way, it is funny as hell
01-21-2006, 12:10 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: THAT'S EFFIN HILARIOUS!
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