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02-26-2007, 09:51 PM
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast
Of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John
said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me,
and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in
the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull
him by the ears to make him come."

02-27-2007, 05:37 AM

That's funny!

02-27-2007, 05:49 AM
Good one


BlacknGold Bleeder
02-27-2007, 02:32 PM
That's too good !!:toofunny: :toofunny:

02-27-2007, 03:36 PM
:paperbag: Oh what the heck!!!!...... :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

02-27-2007, 07:05 PM
Another one, kind of timely.

There was a guy at a Dublin pub named Seamus who always ordered three pints of Guinness. He would take turns drinking a sip from each one.

One day the bartender suggested that he buy the pints one at a time, and his Guinness wuold be fresher. "Ah, me good lad," said Seamus, "my two brothers moved to the States. One to Chicago, one to New York. Before they left, we agreed to always drink this way to remember our good times together." The bartender said that was a great idea.

One day Seamus walked in and only ordered two pints. The bar fell silent, and the bartender watched him drink from only two pints. He said, "I don't want to be intrusive or anything, but you've always been a good customer, and I'd like to offer my condolences in your time of loss." Seamus looked confused for a minute, then looked at the pints and said, "Oh, don't worry, my brothers are alive and well. I just gave up drinking for Lent."

03-02-2007, 09:20 AM
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

03-03-2007, 09:19 PM
Bummer, I was hoping they were Notre Dame Irish jokes...

03-04-2007, 01:15 PM
Ahhh, Lent can make you do some crazy things...


03-04-2007, 03:28 PM
An Irish husband and wife were both keen golfers. The wife was feeling neglected and wanted to know how much he loved her.

"If I die tomorrow", she said, "and you remarried, would you give your
new wife me jewellery?"

"What an awful thing to ask" exclaimed the husband. "But no, of course not"

"And would you give her any of me clothes?"

"No, honey, of course not"

"What about me golf clubs?"

"No, she's left handed"

Steeler in Carolina
01-05-2008, 06:59 PM
:rofl:All very good.