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1NYSTEELER1
02-28-2007, 09:26 AM
Here are a few highlights from the ESPN Page 2 Column:

15. BALTIMORE RAVENS: Josh Oglesby*, OT, Wisconsin
The Ravens have not scored a touchdown in three seasons, and you really have to wonder how long their defense can keep this club competitive

18. PITTSBURGH STEELERS: Akeem Hebron, LB, Georgia
Team officials expect Ben Roethlisberger to make a full recovery from the broken ribs, torn ligaments, root canals, pneumonia, dengue fever, brain surgery, lung transplant, skydiving accident, scuba-diving bends, whooping cough, bird flu and lumbago he suffered during the offseason.

22. CINCINNATI BENGALS: Micah Johnson, LB, Kentucky
This year all Cincinnati draftees immediately will be placed under house arrest. As the Bengals' first choice walks up to the podium in New York, corrections officers will secure an electronic bracelet to his ankle.

29. CLEVELAND PINKS: Steve Weedon, LB, West Virginia
Traditionalists continue to be outraged that the Browns' name was altered as part of the league's attempt to broaden its appeal to women.

The rest can be found here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/070227

The BENGALS could actually benefit from this suggestion - hilarious.

SteelShooter
02-28-2007, 01:50 PM
HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for sharing!

Newzfoxjr
02-28-2007, 10:24 PM
33. ARIZONA CARDINALS: A.J. Wallace, CB, Penn State
Marty Schottenheimer finally won it all.

Best one.

Elvis
03-02-2007, 06:03 AM
:coffee:
I honestly thought that maybe we should be considering drafting the massive ROT out of Auburn by the name of
Demetrius Greene... he is a monster at 6'8" and 390 lbs.
He would be a big time blocker for another pro bowl year for
Fast Willie Parker Baby!!!!
:tt02:
:sofunny: :toofunny: :banana: :chicken: :sofunny: :party: :cheer: :thumbsup:

Pittsburghfan
03-03-2007, 09:00 PM
Haha, that is quite funny right there. I love how the Bengals one is


Go Steelers:tt02: :tt02: :tt02:

Godfather
03-04-2007, 04:14 PM
Only bad thing is he used a couple of jokes I was planning to use in my 2007 predictions :dang:

Hines0wnz
03-09-2007, 01:00 PM
:coffee:
I honestly thought that maybe we should be considering drafting the massive ROT out of Auburn by the name of
Demetrius Greene... he is a monster at 6'8" and 390 lbs.
He would be a big time blocker for another pro bowl year for
Fast Willie Parker Baby!!!!
:tt02:
:sofunny: :toofunny: :banana: :chicken: :sofunny: :party: :cheer: :thumbsup:

:eye: