View Full Version : Need Gas? LOL!

08-23-2005, 05:03 PM
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her

rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck

would have it a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the

station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but she

could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way to

see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and

spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and

carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas

into her tank two men watched from across the street. One of them turned

to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.''

08-23-2005, 07:17 PM
:cheers: hhmm, a bed pan, I'll have to keep that in mind!! :D