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Stlrs4Life
08-23-2005, 05:06 PM
FIRMING UP!
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid
of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie". With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the
pool boy, and your brother."

SteelR1
08-23-2005, 05:09 PM
Certainly a classic,,, Nice Post!!!!!

BlitzburghRockCity
08-23-2005, 07:13 PM
:rofl: I love that one!!

Prosdo
08-23-2005, 07:28 PM
Nice joke lol

bigbensgirl7
08-23-2005, 08:36 PM
:) Funny stuff!!!

SteelCityMan786
08-23-2005, 08:49 PM
That's some F:BEEPin funny S:BEEP

Justin Otstott
08-23-2005, 08:49 PM
lmao funny man! Give us some more!