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03-03-2007, 11:45 AM
A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang the
doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law
lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the
aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,"
the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed! "This is my
love dress,"the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear
this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he
sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me
for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally,
her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"