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tony hipchest
03-05-2007, 04:09 PM
the ostrich farmer sounds too much like "uncle Rico" from napoleon dynamite:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/I/IMPOTENT_OSTRICH?SITE=PAGRE&SECTION=US&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

BERLIN (AP) -- Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav.

Rico Gabel, a farmer in Lohsa, northeast of Dresden, is claiming $6,450 in damages for the alleged antics of the three youths, ages 17-18, between Dec. 27 and 29, 2005.

According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.

Before Gustav regained his sex drive in the second half of the year, the farmer estimates he lost out on 14 ostrich offspring - worth $460 apiece.

The suit is due to be heard next Monday in a regional court in nearby Bautzen, the court said Monday. The teenagers' names were not released.

wiqidjuggalo
03-05-2007, 04:27 PM
thats just rediculous...

fansince'76
03-05-2007, 04:29 PM
There's a sick joke in there somewhere....ah, never mind. :chuckle:

PAMillerGrrl83
03-05-2007, 09:22 PM
Oh my Lord how retarded.

HometownGal
03-05-2007, 09:49 PM
According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.


That horny little bugger! Those female ostriches were probably breathing a sigh of relief - no more having to lie through their beaks about having a headache. :wink02:

MACH1
03-06-2007, 12:17 PM
There's a sick joke in there somewhere....ah, never mind. :chuckle:

Like did you see the size of that pecker. :sofunny: