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03-07-2007, 08:31 AM
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

tony hipchest
03-07-2007, 12:16 PM
what do you call a cow w/ no legs? ground beef

what do you call a fly with no wings? a crawl

what do you do with a dog with no legs? take it for a drag

03-07-2007, 01:47 PM
Why did the elephant paint its toenails pinks? To hide in cherry trees!

Ever see a elephant in a cherry tree? Good hiders, aren't they!

If the front legs of an elephant are doing fifty miles and hour, what are the back legs doing??

Hauling Ass
(I have always loved that one! Heard it at church camp as a child of all places!)

tony hipchest
03-07-2007, 02:49 PM
gotta love elephant jokes-

what does an elephant use for a tampon? a sheep

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stamp out forest fires

why do elephants have big round flat feet? to put out flaming ducks

what do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? walk him and pitch to the rhino.

how do you know when your elephant is on the rag? your mattress is gone and theres a dime on the night stand.

03-07-2007, 06:42 PM
LOL, all funny jokes.

What do you call an athelete with three arrests?
~A Bengal


P.S. Sorry, I just couldn't resist.