View Full Version : are they twins?

03-16-2007, 05:45 PM
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.

She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and
wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she
yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more
than a few missing.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex
with you twice.