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83-Steelers-43
03-19-2007, 05:04 AM
NFL's Porter accused of punching rival at Palms
REVIEW-JOURNAL

A National Football League player was cited for misdemeanor battery after he punched a league rival in the face Sunday night at a gaming table in the Palms, Las Vegas police said.

Linebacker Joey Porter, a longtime Pittsburgh Steeler who signed a five-year, $32 million deal with the Miami Dolphins this month, was cited for the brief fight he had with Levi Jones, an offensive tackle with the Cincinnati Bengals, in the casino about 6:55 p.m., Las Vegas police Lt. Kevin McMahill said.

"Apparently these two have a history with each other, a history of trash talking on the field," McMahill said.

Jones was treated by medical personnel at the scene, McMahill said.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2007/Mar-19-Mon-2007/news/13262589.html

83-Steelers-43
03-19-2007, 05:08 AM
KDKA reported this morning that Porter threw a drink on Levi Jones and then punched him in the face. After all was said and done Levi Jones had a cut above his eye.

lamberts-lost-tooth
03-19-2007, 05:09 AM
KDKA reported this morning that Porter threw a drink on Levi Jones and then punched him in the face. After all was said and done Levi Jones had a cut above his eye.

I dont condone the behavior....and would be livid if Porter were on our roster. That being said..........Looks like the Bengal lost again!!:sofunny: :sofunny:

SteelCzar76
03-19-2007, 05:12 AM
I dont condone the behavior....and would be livid if Porter were on our roster. That being said..........Looks like the Bengal lost again!!:sofunny: :sofunny:



Exactly. :cheers:

83-Steelers-43
03-19-2007, 05:22 AM
Levi Jones: "I fold"

Joey Porter: "Yeah you do, much like the rest of your team come crunch time"

stillers4me
03-19-2007, 05:30 AM
Maybe now with the Rooney influence gone, Joey just said "what the he$$" and let the guy finally get what was coming!!! I don't condone it either...........but................(snicker...... ..snort)..........I mean, violence is never the answer (snort).

lamberts-lost-tooth
03-19-2007, 05:39 AM
Levi Jones... 6'5 307
Joey Porter...6'3 250

However to be fair, Jones is only 2 foot tall...when laying on his back!

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:47 AM
Not our problem at this point. I'm beginning to regret less and less that the Steelers cut him loose.

83-Steelers-43
03-19-2007, 06:51 AM
Joey Porter: Royal Flush!!!.....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW WWW!!!!!!

stlrtruck
03-19-2007, 07:29 AM
Joey Porter: Royal Flush!!!.....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW WWW!!!!!!

WHO DEY, I'M DEY!!!!

plenewken
03-19-2007, 07:35 AM
Two juiced up NFL pea brain millionaires fight in Las Vegas. Business as usual......................

Stainless Steel
03-19-2007, 07:38 AM
Not our problem at this point. I'm beginning to regret less and less that the Steelers cut him loose.Exactly my thoughts when I heard of it.

One reason I have continued to be a fan of Steel since 1971 is the character issue. If I can't be proud of the character of the players, I can't be proud of the Steelers.

Mosca
03-19-2007, 07:56 AM
Exactly my thoughts when I heard of it.

One reason I have continued to be a fan of Steel since 1971 is the character issue. If I can't be proud of the character of the players, I can't be proud of the Steelers.

+1

And,

Two juiced up NFL pea brain millionaires fight in Las Vegas. Business as usual......................

+1.

I spend a lot of my down time playing games in casinos. The last thing I need is some idiot bringing his personal beef into my recreation. Steeler or not.


Tom

ralph
03-19-2007, 08:04 AM
Two juiced up NFL pea brain millionaires fight in Las Vegas. Business as usual......................

Sounds more like one juiced up/roided up forme Steeler sucker punching someone.

Hines86Ward
03-19-2007, 08:18 AM
From PFT.com....

Per numerous media reports, including the Las Vegas Review-Journal, newly-signed Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter was cited for misdemeanor battery on Sunday night after allegedly punching Bengals left tackle Levi Jones in the face.

The altercation started at a gaming table at the Palms casino.

Per an e-mail from a reader who claims to have witnessed the incident, "They started talking shit, Joey Porter saying he'll always be a Steeler. He showed off the Super Bowl ring and Jones got up to him, and Joey Porter pretty much kicked his ass . . . . Jones never got a shot in."

RoethlisBURGHer
03-19-2007, 08:42 AM
From PFT.com....

Per numerous media reports, including the Las Vegas Review-Journal, newly-signed Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter was cited for misdemeanor battery on Sunday night after allegedly punching Bengals left tackle Levi Jones in the face.

The altercation started at a gaming table at the Palms casino.

Per an e-mail from a reader who claims to have witnessed the incident, "They started talking shit, Joey Porter saying he'll always be a Steeler. He showed off the Super Bowl ring and Jones got up to him, and Joey Porter pretty much kicked his ass . . . . Jones never got a shot in."

That's the closest a Cincinatti Bengal will ever come to a Super Bowl ring!

That do you call a Bengal with a Super Bowl ring? A THIEF!

Mosca
03-19-2007, 08:54 AM
Sounds to me like one player who didn't expect another one to actually start throwing punches.


Tom

tony hipchest
03-19-2007, 09:16 AM
i just heard on the radio that levi plans to file charges. i know im probably in the minority, but i have no problem with what porter did, unless he walked up behind jones, tapped him on the shoulder, and then sucker punched him. but levi shoulda known better to be talkin smack to porter and then get up in his face.

i think joey comes out ahead on the "character meter" on this one. he aint no punk. as long as he didnt get a penalty or hurt the team, this is no more offensive to me than a brawl in hockey.

klick81
03-19-2007, 09:17 AM
LMAO!!! He kicked that boy's ass...and as long as he did it while not with the Steelers, i'm okay with that!

83-Steelers-43
03-19-2007, 09:39 AM
Joey Porter gave new meaning to the poker term "Hit me".

Levi asked and Porter obliged.

PisnNapalm
03-19-2007, 10:20 AM
If Jones started it, then I'm glad Joey finished it.

floodcitygirl
03-19-2007, 10:54 AM
I wondered what the guy might have said to Joey that he went off? Maybe Joey is feeling a little sensitive about not being a Steeler anymore? :hunch:

ralph
03-19-2007, 11:13 AM
If Jones started it, then I'm glad Joey finished it.

Now Joey finds himself in trouble and has a court date in six weeks.

BOXCAR JOEY
03-19-2007, 11:14 AM
Wow thats the first time I have ever heard of a Bungle not being arrested. Guess Hell froze over...

TackleMeBen
03-19-2007, 11:18 AM
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SteelCzar76
03-19-2007, 11:38 AM
"They started talking shit, Joey Porter saying he'll always be a Steeler. He showed off the Super Bowl ring and Jones got up to him, and Joey Porter pretty much kicked his ass . . . . Jones never got a shot in."




I'm going to go on record now as saying,.....Joey is a standup guy and a warrior. He always has been and will continue to be one of my favorite players of all time. In my mind he'll always be a Steeler,.....and probably in his own as well.
It's not like attacked Brown with any type of weapon without provacation. It was a simple azz whoopin. LOL Can't say i wouldve handled it any differently if approached by someone whom could very well be a physical threat.
Bottom line,....I think the question is,....."Who Ride"?:helmet:

floodcitygirl
03-19-2007, 12:07 PM
I'm going to go on record now as saying,.....Joey is a standup guy and a warrior. He always has been and will continue to be one of my favorite players of all time. In my mind he'll always be a Steeler,.....and probably in his own as well.
It's not like attacked Brown with any type of weapon without provacation. It was a simple azz whoopin. LOL Can't say i wouldve handled it any differently if approached by someone whom could very well be a physical threat.
Bottom line,....I think the question is,....."Who Ride"?:helmet:This was what I was questioning. Before I just assume that Joey was acting like a thug, I'd be interested to know what was said to him and if he did feel physically threatened and just got his in first??? I tend to give him the benefit of the doubt over a Bengal player. (I admit I may be a little biased.) :wink02:

HometownGal
03-19-2007, 12:28 PM
Knowing that the Bungles love to talk the talk without walking the walk, me thinks ol' Levi must have spewed some venom at Peezy before he made acquantance with the casino carpet. I don't condone violence either - he should have introduced Levi's crotch to his shoe :chuckle:

tony hipchest
03-19-2007, 12:35 PM
i could see levi losing at the tables and joey heckling him and talking smack. (all in fun right?) i can also see joey being the instigator by clowning him and possible calling him a little bitch (you know, just pressing some buttons).

but this is what joey does. levi sholda just not made eye contact, talked back, and possibly shoulda just walked away. instead, he stepped up and got beat down.

once a bungle, always a bungle..... once a steeler, always a steeler. :tt02:

steelerbackr4life
03-19-2007, 12:37 PM
I'm going to go on record now as saying,.....Joey is a standup guy and a warrior. He always has been and will continue to be one of my favorite players of all time. In my mind he'll always be a Steeler,.....and probably in his own as well.
It's not like attacked Brown with any type of weapon without provacation. It was a simple azz whoopin. LOL Can't say i wouldve handled it any differently if approached by someone whom could very well be a physical threat.
Bottom line,....I think the question is,....."Who Ride"?:helmet:


WE RIDE!

Steelerstrength
03-19-2007, 01:15 PM
If what is being said is true, that Jones decided to "drink the kool-aid" and get in peezy's face verbally & physically, then it would appear that he got exactly what he asked for. Too many people talk shit without regard for possible consequences.

Sometimes it is appropriate, and even pertinent, to walk away. Then there are those times when you feel you must send a message loud and clear! Peezy made his choice, and so did Jones. I'm biased to Peezy on this one!

:helmet:

BIGBENFASTWILLIE
03-19-2007, 01:20 PM
Well........I for one love it........I would proubably have something a little negative if Porter nocked out a player from any ohter team but the BENGALS.......thats awesome.... you know he proubably felt he owed the steelers one last play......

BOXCAR JOEY
03-19-2007, 01:39 PM
i think joey porter had to have had a good reason to punch jones. I mean the fact that he is a bengal is more than enough reason for me. oh well joey. at least a disorderly persons is usually around 100$ fine in most places.

SteelerTim
03-19-2007, 01:59 PM
It just goes to show that Levi can block a punch about as well as he can block a D-lineman. :wink02:

ARKIESTEEL
03-19-2007, 02:40 PM
I wonder if he got the imprint of a super bowl ring on his head that would be cool. All the other bungul players would surely ask "whats that"

ralph
03-19-2007, 02:52 PM
Bengals left tackle Levi Jones told Las Vegas police that he was also robbed during the attack.


bengals.com/news/news.asp?story_id=5938

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 03:00 PM
Not defending what Porter did, but if I ever saw a case of the pot calling the kettle black this is it:

http://boards.bengals.com/forums/permalink/170359/170140/ShowThread.aspx#170140

And under this post in the same thread, a couple other tools on that site marginalize all the thuggery of their own team of jailbirds.

Bungles fans are so freakin' delusional. :dang:

ralph
03-19-2007, 03:34 PM
Yeah.... robbed of his pride by getting laid out by a guy who's smaller than he is!!!

Replace "pride" with "jewelry" and you would be correct.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 03:39 PM
Replace "pride" with "jewelry" and you would be correct.

You got proof besides a story from the "unbiased" Bungles.com?

ralph
03-19-2007, 03:52 PM
You got proof besides a story from the "unbiased" Bungles.com?

Nope, but they usually dont report false stuff.
It says the police report will be filed friday, so I guess wait till then unless more comes out during the week.

TackleMeBen
03-19-2007, 04:01 PM
The guy deserved it just for playing for the bengals..lol...:mallet: :ouch:

Cape Cod Steel Head
03-19-2007, 04:03 PM
Tsk, Tsk I'm glad we don't have thugs like that on the Steelers!:sofunny:

jjpro11
03-19-2007, 04:03 PM
"I think Levi should have beat the crap out of him, you know Levi could take him.. Levi outweighs Porter by atleast 40 pounds., and it would be self defense"

"As much as I hate the fact that Porter basically beat Levi up, I think Levi had in the back of his mind that he, being a Bengal, cannot do anything to get in trouble. He's emerged as one of the leaders on the team. I think he knew he just had to stay out of trouble at all costs. If thats the case. Props to you Levi!!! We'll kick his A$$ on the field later this year!!"

are they seriuosly f'n retarded? they actually believe a professional football player just turned the other cheek to a bitter rival and let him punch him in the face because he did not want to make the team look bad?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: they seem to think it is impossible for their fat, slow lineman to get beat up by someone 50 lbs less who is 10x faster and probably even stronger than him.

i like how they try to downplay it further saying it joey scratched levi. why would jones be taken to the hospital for a scratch?

NEWS FLASH BUNGLELAND AND LEVI! to quote chris tucker from the movie Friday, "You just got knocked the f*ck out!" :tt02: :helmet:

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 04:09 PM
Nope, but they usually dont report false stuff.
It says the police report will be filed friday, so I guess wait till then unless more comes out during the week.

Funny how the word "robbery" is conspicuously missing from MSNBC's account of the incident:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17687375/

Somehow, a major media outlet like MSNBC would probably mention a minor detail like robbery if it truly was in the initial report of Officer Wright, no?

TackleMeBen
03-19-2007, 04:11 PM
Funny how the word "robbery" is conspicuously missing from MSNBC's account of the incident:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17687375/

Somehow, a major media outlet like MSNBC would probably mention a minor detail like robbery if it truly was in the initial report of Officer Wright, no?

let me get this straight? he is claiming that porter was robbing him??? ok now if that is the case i have definately heard it all..... no wonder the dude plays for the bengals..not only does he have half of the prison stripes.. he has no brain!!!!

tony hipchest
03-19-2007, 04:13 PM
Replace "pride" with "jewelry" and you would be correct.yeah, after showing levi his superbowl ring he though he would mug the poor bengals and steal his 05 AFC north championship ring :rolleyes:

i cant believe the sissi la las on above link praising levi for not becoming the "10th bengal arrested". :sofunny: a couple even suggested porter is lucky it wasnt chris henry :toofunny: or tj joeysmydaddy :rofl:

:propeller

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 04:13 PM
let me get this straight? he is claiming that porter was robbing him???

Well, that's what some hack writer at Bungles.com claims anyway:

http://www.bengals.com/news/news.asp?story_id=5938

No way this guy has an obvious axe to grind and this is pure fabrication, especially when NO other media outlet mentioned a robbery. :rolleyes:

Of course all the Bungles fans are eating up this BS and asking for seconds - they also claim that Porter and his "posse" of 6-7 other guys all jumped poor Levi. :rolleyes:

Preacher
03-19-2007, 04:16 PM
All I gotta say is... Thank God he is gone. I don't want that influence on this team. Funny how the Rooney's just seem to know what to do!



From ESPN
Dolphins' Porter, Bengals' Jones in casino altercation




LAS VEGAS -- Miami Dolphins (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=mia) linebacker Joey Porter (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?statsId=4723) was accused of punching Cincinnati Bengals (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=cin) offensive lineman Levi Jones (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?statsId=5896) after police said the players exchanged trash talk at a casino blackjack table.

Porter was issued a summons on a misdemeanor battery charge after the Sunday altercation that began inside the Palms hotel-casino, Las Vegas police Officer Martin Wright said.
"They went outside. In the valet area, one struck the other, causing a small laceration above the eye," Wright said Monday, calling the injury minor.
Porter could face up to a year in jail and up to a $1,000 fine, Wright said, but no court date was immediately available.
Porter, 6-foot-3 and 250 pounds, left the Pittsburgh Steelers (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=pit) after eight years and signed a five-year, $32 million deal with the Dolphins earlier this month. Jones, 6-5 and 307 pounds, missed much of last season with a knee injury.
"It seems they go against each other on the field, and here they take it into the public," Wright said.
Wright cited an initial report from a Las Vegas police lieutenant who said the two players had a history of on-field trash talking with each other. The Steelers and Bengals both are in the AFC North, and play each other twice each season.
Dolphins coach Cam Cameron said Porter, a three-time Pro Bowl pick, told him about the incident Monday morning.
"We will monitor the situation and refrain from making any further comment until we gather more information," Cameron said in a statement issued by the Dolphins.
Wright said a written police investigation and report won't be complete until at least the end of the week.
The Bengals didn't have much to say about the latest incident involving one of their players. Over a nine-month period, nine Bengals have been arrested.
"We have determined that he did not sustain any serious injuries," team spokesman Jack Brennan said of Jones. "Other than that, it's just not something that warrants any comment."
Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press

ralph
03-19-2007, 04:27 PM
Funny how the word "robbery" is conspicuously missing from MSNBC's account of the incident:

msnbc.msn.com/id/17687375/

Somehow, a major media outlet like MSNBC would probably mention a minor detail like robbery if it truly was in the initial report of Officer Wright, no?

Like I said in my last post, the police report will be filed friday so we should know more details by then.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 04:30 PM
Like I said in my last post, the police report will be filed friday so we should know more details by then.

Yep, but like I said earlier in the thread, not our problem, it's the Dolphins' now.

MACH1
03-19-2007, 04:35 PM
I think Joey was just reminding him how SOFT he is.
After signing a $32 M. deal, I seriously doubt that levi had anything that joey wants or needs, especially from a bungal.

I could see levi trying to get that ring from joey saying as he fell to the carpet 'that should be my ring and were still the better team.' :sofunny:

ralph
03-19-2007, 04:45 PM
Yep, but like I said earlier in the thread, not our problem, it's the Dolphins' now.

I never said it was the Steelers problem and thats why this thread is in the NFL Football section and not in the Steeler section.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 04:52 PM
I never said it was the Steelers problem and thats why this thread is in the NFL Football section and not in the Steeler section.

Didn't have to - your trolling of this thread over the last couple hours has spoken volumes - do these quotes ring a bell?

"Sounds more like one juiced up/roided up forme Steeler sucker punching someone."

"Replace 'pride' with 'jewelry' and you would be correct."

Why don't you run along now and troll a Dolphins board, Bungle Boy?

klick81
03-19-2007, 04:55 PM
LOL...so now they're making stories up huh? I'm not surprised.

Counselor
03-19-2007, 05:04 PM
Per an e-mail from a reader who claims to have witnessed the incident, "They started talking shit, Joey Porter saying he'll always be a Steeler. He showed off the Super Bowl ring and Jones got up to him, and Joey Porter pretty much kicked his ass . . . . Jones never got a shot in."


I love it! Joey's still got our back! Sorry people---I'll always be a biased Porter apologist.

Personally I don't mind violence that doesn't kill or maim (We are football fans afterall :smile: .) I personally find the occasional fist fight wholesome----much better than guns and knives and such--reminds me of the good old days when you could have a fist fight in the cafeteria and not get expelled for making "terroristic threats".

CantStop85
03-19-2007, 05:07 PM
I'm actually glad to see that Levi showed some restraint and didn't try to fight back. If he had, we'd be re-hashing the Bengals are criminals discussion.

That being said, Levi probably said something to Joey about the .5 sacks he had against the Bengals in the last 5 games.

tony hipchest
03-19-2007, 05:10 PM
i gotta say, the bungles player is really coming off like a little wuss in the whole ordeal. its one thing to fall to the ground and turtle... but to make up stories that he was robbed too? punched in the parking lot? scratched and not "cut"? c'mon! we know that big ol ring mustve felt like getting hit by a pair of brass knuckles, and its well known diamonds cut glass. especially glass jaws.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm actually glad to see that Levi showed some restraint and didn't try to fight back. If he had, we'd be re-hashing the Bengals are criminals discussion.

That being said, Levi probably said something to Joey about the .5 sacks he had against the Bengals in the last 5 games.


i guess levi isnt as smart as you all thought now, is he? showed restraint? is that what you call lying on the floor in a fetal position or like a turtle in its shell? whatever.

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:16 PM
Didn't have to - your trolling of this thread over the last couple hours has spoken volumes - do these quotes ring a bell?

"Sounds more like one juiced up/roided up forme Steeler sucker punching someone."

"Replace 'pride' with 'jewelry' and you would be correct."

Why don't you run along now and troll a Dolphins board, Bungle Boy?

Im fine right here, Steeler Girl.

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:18 PM
Oh yeah, you're right..... my bad.
Levi WAS robbed of jewelry.

Yep, just like the article stated.

tony hipchest
03-19-2007, 05:18 PM
Im fine right here, Steeler Girl.levi jones probably said something stupid like this right before having his eye dotted.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:19 PM
Im fine right here, Steeler Girl.

I'm impressed - you actually said "Steeler" as opposed to "Stooler" or "Squealer." You wanna keep trolling here, even though the object of your derision is now in the employ of another team, go right ahead. Your time, not mine that you're wasting. :chuckle:

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:22 PM
levi jones probably said something stupid like this right before having his eye dotted.

Levi Jones might have said something stupid, but its Joey Porter who has the court case.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:23 PM
Levi Jones might have said something stupid, but its Joey Porter who has the court case.

And yet this reflects poorly on the Steelers how? We released Porter weeks ago. Your team's legal problems are still a punchline, not ours.

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:24 PM
I'm impressed - you actually said "Steeler" as opposed to "Stooler" or "Squealer." You wanna keep trolling here, even though the object of your derision is now in the employ of another team, go right ahead. Your time, not mine that you're wasting. :chuckle:

It seems that you are wasting your time since you are so worried about what Im posting.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:26 PM
It seems that you are wasting your time since you are so worried about what Im posting.

News Flash: Porter is now a Dolphin. But I'm wasting my time posting on a MB of the team I am a fan of? OK, whatever you say.

tony hipchest
03-19-2007, 05:26 PM
Levi Jones might have said something stupid, but its Joey Porter who has the court case. :sofunny: lol. joey will have to pay a ticket at most. on the other hand, levi will be treated like a soft little bitch by his team mates and peers for the rest of his career.

good move by joey. these things dont go to court. going to court over a punch??? lol. levi will beg to drop charges just like santonio holmes' baby's momma did.

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:28 PM
And yet this reflects poorly on the Steelers how? We released Porter weeks ago. Your team's legal problems are still a punchline, not ours.

I never said it reflects poorly on the steelers.

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:30 PM
News Flash: Porter is now a Dolphin. But I'm wasting my time posting on a MB of the team I am a fan of? OK, whatever you say.

News flash: this is the NFL football section of the forums.
If you want to talk about Steeler football then go to the Pittsburgh Steeler section.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:31 PM
I never said it reflects poorly on the steelers.

Quote: "Sounds more like one juiced up/roided up forme Steeler sucker punching someone."

Why the emphasis on "former Steeler" as opposed to "Dolphins LB?"

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:32 PM
:sofunny: lol. joey will have to pay a ticket at most. on the other hand, levi will be treated like a soft little bitch by his team mates and peers for the rest of his career.

good move by joey. these things dont go to court. going to court over a punch??? lol. levi will beg to drop charges just like santonio holmes' baby's momma did.

Porter is scheduled to appear in court in 6 weeks.
He will likely get a slap on the wrist and a small fine.

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:33 PM
Quote: "Sounds more like one juiced up/roided up forme Steeler sucker punching someone."

Why the emphasis on "former Steeler" as opposed to "Dolphins LB?"

Hes a former Steeler and hasnt done anything with the Dolphins yet.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:33 PM
News flash: this is the NFL football section of the forums.
If you want to talk about Steeler football then go to the Pittsburgh Steeler section.

Sorry, you're the troll here, not me - I'll post where I damn well please, thank you very much. Besides, it's offseason - not much football to talk about at the moment.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:36 PM
Hes a former Steeler and hasnt done anything with the Dolphins yet.

Doesn't seem to matter to MSNBC:

"Dolphins' Porter, Bengal fight at casino"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17687375

Question is, why does it matter to you?

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:36 PM
Sorry, you're the troll here, not me - I'll post where I damn well please, thank you very much. Besides, it's offseason - not much football to talk about at the moment.

I never called you a troll.
You said I should go post on the Dolphins board because Porter is not a Steeler anymore.
If you guys dont want people to post about non steelers then you should close down the NFL Football section.

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:38 PM
Doesn't seem to matter to MSNBC:

"Dolphins' Porter, Bengal fight at casino"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17687375

Question is, why does it matter to you?

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_078110252.html

mentions hes a former steelers linebacker.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:39 PM
I never called you a troll.
You said I should go post on the Dolphins board because Porter is not a Steeler anymore.
If you guys dont want people to post about non steelers then you should close down the NFL Football section.

Trust me, if I posted the snarky comments you've posted here today along with an obviously very much exaggerated account of a robbery over at Bengals.com, not only would I be called a troll (and rightfully so), but Joe would have banned my ass by now.

tony hipchest
03-19-2007, 05:39 PM
Porter is scheduled to appear in court in 6 weeks.
He will likely get a slap on the wrist and a small fine.i wonder how long the trial will last. i sure hope they show it on Court TV :rolleyes:

maybe porter will go after Levi on the stand, like Charles Manson lunging after the judge in his trial!

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:41 PM
i wonder how long the trial will last. i sure hope they show it on Court TV :rolleyes:

maybe porter will go after Levi on the stand, like Charles Manson lunging after the judge in his trial!

Straight to Gitmo! :sofunny:

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:42 PM
Trust me, if I posted the snarky comments you've posted here today along with an obviously very much exaggerated account of a robbery over at Bengals.com, not only would I be called a troll (and rightfully so), but Joe would have banned my ass by now.

I could careless if Im called a troll.

Steelerstrength
03-19-2007, 05:43 PM
If and when the real story comes out, we can re-hash this then. But, the latest story says that they "took it outside to the valet area..." That tells me that they both went willingly. That makes it mighty clear, if true, what the coming attractions were. Let's see, both talking shit, both get pissed, both take it outside?! Peezy drops Blue Jeans Jones, then Jones bitches out! Help! Referee! I mean, Police!

Ralph, I hope you didn't get your lunch money taken by a kid named Joey. That would be wrong!

Just having fun with speculation until it's all cleared up in "The Press"! (Like that will happen) :helmet:

ralph
03-19-2007, 05:45 PM
i wonder how long the trial will last. i sure hope they show it on Court TV :rolleyes:

maybe porter will go after Levi on the stand, like Charles Manson lunging after the judge in his trial!

Joey Porter can go after Levi Jones all he wants off the field, he still wont be able to get past him on the field.

MACH1
03-19-2007, 05:46 PM
Did jones curl up in the fetal position just like carton did crying for his mama.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:50 PM
Joey Porter can go after Levi Jones all he wants off the field, he still wont be able to get past him on the field.

Probably, as he spends more time in pass coverage against you than anything else.

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 05:54 PM
You basicly said I call you a troll, which is not true.

I said nothing of the kind - I said you're the troll, and I haven't seen anything you've posted yet that would prove otherwise. Being able to read is only 1/2 the battle - comprehension is the other 1/2.

Steelerstrength
03-19-2007, 05:54 PM
Don't need the press.
Bungles.com already cleared it up.
Lil' Levi was robbed.
His pride was taken from him in front of a mob of people too probably.

LOL! :helmet:

tony hipchest
03-19-2007, 05:55 PM
Joey Porter can go after Levi Jones all he wants off the field, he still wont be able to get past him on the field.you can go after porter all you want. the bengals still will never get past the steelers on the field.

i didnt realize levi was such a badass on the field. they shoulda had him blocking kimo, instead of steinbach.

shutdown
03-19-2007, 06:12 PM
sooo great.

ChronoCross
03-19-2007, 06:32 PM
Levi Jones might have said something stupid, but its Joey Porter who has the court case.

Dolphins page do south, have fun there troll.

polamalufan43
03-19-2007, 06:33 PM
I dont condone the behavior....and would be livid if Porter were on our roster. That being said..........Looks like the Bengal lost again!!:sofunny: :sofunny:

Well, since you put it that way....lol
~Polamalufan43:tt02:

klick81
03-19-2007, 06:42 PM
If and when the real story comes out, we can re-hash this then. But, the latest story says that they "took it outside to the valet area..." That tells me that they both went willingly. That makes it mighty clear, if true, what the coming attractions were. Let's see, both talking shit, both get pissed, both take it outside?! Peezy drops Blue Jeans Jones, then Jones bitches out! Help! Referee! I mean, Police!

EXCELLENT POINT!

TackleMeBen
03-19-2007, 06:43 PM
Don't need the press.
Bungles.com already cleared it up.
Lil' Levi was robbed.
His pride was taken from him in front of a mob of people too probably.

probably all wearing black and gold #55 jerseys :flap: :tt02:

stillers4me
03-19-2007, 06:44 PM
Maybe Levi called him a fag. :jawdrop:

polamalufan43
03-19-2007, 06:44 PM
EXCELLENT POINT!

Yeah, I think that's how the story will eventually be told.

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

ChronoCross
03-19-2007, 06:49 PM
I hope the video of its leaked soon. Its always good to see a Bengals player get smacked around our even knocked out of the playoffs..

polamalufan43
03-19-2007, 06:51 PM
I hope the video of its leaked soon. Its always good to see a Bengals player get smacked around our even knocked out of the playoffs..

WOOT WOOT :iagree:

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 06:53 PM
I hope the video of its leaked soon. Its always good to see a Bengals player get smacked around our even knocked out of the playoffs..

I've kept an eye out all day on YouTube and TMZ.com - no dice yet.

tony hipchest
03-19-2007, 07:03 PM
I hope the video of its leaked soon. Its always good to see a Bengals player get smacked around our even knocked out of the playoffs..theres gotta be atleast 1 steelerfan in that casino who will leak it. hell the maloofs are sports people, maybe it will leak from the top.

the sweetest thing about this whole ordeal is how much bunglefans wanted joey to become a leader of their team and teach their players to not be such pu$$ies.

now theyve all hopped on the "joey porter is a thug" bandwaggon, because he slugged william green and called winslow jr a fag. the bengals are the browns little sisters. no wonder their fans would turn into brownie defenders and act like little sisters themselves.

verks36
03-19-2007, 07:06 PM
are we sure that it was even caught on tape

MasterOfPuppets
03-19-2007, 07:08 PM
are we sure that it was even caught on tape
there isn't one square inch of a casino thats not monitored at all times.

klick81
03-19-2007, 07:09 PM
there isn't one square inch of a casino thats not monitored at all times.

Yeah...i'm sure even the parking lot is monitored closely as well.

jjpro11
03-19-2007, 08:02 PM
he's bloodied up a brown and now he's bloodied up a bengal. he will forever be the ohio outlaw. :thumbsup: :dualies:

verks36
03-19-2007, 08:23 PM
there isn't one square inch of a casino thats not monitored at all times.

Ok thanks, dont know to much about casinos

BettisFan
03-19-2007, 08:52 PM
this is really surprising why would joey do this?

83-Steelers-43
03-19-2007, 09:04 PM
My biggest question during all of this. I already know the Bengals are thug punks and their fans are human trash. Basically the whole city is a dump.........

But whatever happened to "what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas"?

No more bunny ranch for me!

tony hipchest
03-19-2007, 09:21 PM
looks like bengalfans all over are reaching deep in their pockets to loan levi jones some testicles. (from the link posted earlier in the thread)-

has anyone listened to 700 wlw tonight?!?!?!!?

this story just got real interesting....Dave Lapham was on, he has an eyewitness to the altercation.

Apparently Levi was playing black jack (Levi lives in vegas by the way in case anyone was wondering what he was doing there) and Joey Porter saw him, came up with 7 others and started talking trash to Levi, Levi basically told him to shut up...not in those words lol....Joey then got in Levi's face....Levi stood up and pancaked Joey right there in the middle of the casino...bascially threw him to the ground, Levi thought it was over....then when he was leaving the casino Joey and his group of 7 men followed him out into the parking lot, jumped him and the 7 threw him down and pinned him to the ground as Joey Porter stood there kicking Levi ...while they had Levi down they stole his jewlery and wallet .....basically mugged Levi.

Yep Joey porter is a class guy, hangs out with a posse and mugs guys in parking lots.....no wonder Levi said he was pressing charges...Joey and his clan should all be in prison


wow! talk about the "big one that got away"! what a whopper.

so levi assaults porter in the casino, "pancaking him", and nothing happens.

then 7 guys wrestle levi to the ground as joey kicks him in the head (leaving only a small scratch) as they "mug" him?

yet only joey is cited (which means given a ticket i.e. "citation")???

ok. i get it. a 300+ lb black man can "'pancake" patrons in a casino, not be thrown out or arrested, himself, allowed to leave as those he attacked follow, only to mug him. and when the muggers are apprehended, one out of 8 is given a citation???
:rolleyes:

next thing we'll hear the 7 man posse was named casey, aaron, kimo, troy, ike, ben, and james.

them gullible bunglefans will believe anything, like having an actual sb calibur team. good luck protecting carson next year, shevi.

SteelerTim
03-19-2007, 09:32 PM
looks like bengalfans all over are reaching deep in their pockets to loan levi jones some testicles. (from the link posted earlier in the thread)-



wow! talk about the "big one that got away"! what a whopper.

so levi assaults porter in the casino, "pancaking him", and nothing happens.

then 7 guys wrestle levi to the ground as joey kicks him in the head (leaving only a small scratch) as they "mug" him?

yet only joey is cited (which means given a ticket i.e. "citation")???

ok. i get it. a 300+ lb black man can "'pancake" patrons in a casino, not be thrown out or arrested, himself, allowed to leave as those he attacked follow, only to mug him. and when the muggers are apprehended, one out of 8 is given a citation???
:rolleyes:

next thing we'll hear the 7 man posse was named casey, aaron, kimo, troy, ike, ben, and james.

them gullible bunglefans will believe anything, like having an actual sb calibur team. good luck protecting carson next year, shevi.

I wouldn't pay a lot of attention to that post ... it came from "Joe" who is infamous for not letting the truth get in the way of a good story.

In this post he said Dave Lapham was an eyewitness ... check his posts a little further down in the thread and all of a sudden it's a FRIEND of Dave Lapham who was the eyewitness. Even he has trouble keep his stories straight.

SteelerXL
03-19-2007, 09:33 PM
Glad Joey isn't our problem any more. But I do find it funny that the Bengals fans are claiming that it was a posse that took down Levi. Next they'll tell us the Easter Bunny stole his wallet while he was being pumeled.

HometownGal
03-19-2007, 09:34 PM
I wonder if he got the imprint of a super bowl ring on his head that would be cool. All the other bungul players would surely ask "whats that"

If he did, Levi is a hero among the Bungles and their 25 fans - it's the only Super Bowl ring they'll ever see. :yeehaw:

SteelCzar76
03-19-2007, 09:41 PM
If he did, Levi is a hero among the Bungles and their 25 fans - it's the only Super Bowl ring they'll ever see. :yeehaw:




You "Beat me to the Punch" with this one HTG,......niiiiiiice. :sofunny: :sofunny:

GBMelBlount
03-19-2007, 09:46 PM
For all the "glad Joey's gone crap" Once a steeler, always a steeler. Joey loves us and we love Joey. Believe it or not, Joey kicking this 300 pound beast Bungul trash ass just further feeds my love for Joey, right or wrong, he still bleeds black & gold!

stillers4me
03-19-2007, 09:53 PM
For all the "glad Joey's gone crap" Once a steeler, always a steeler. Joey loves us and we love Joey. Believe it or not, Joey kicking this 300 pound beast Bungul trash ass just further feeds my love for Joey, right or wrong, he still bleeds black & gold!

:thumbsup: I've been chuckling all day.......:sofunny:

verks36
03-19-2007, 09:58 PM
this is really surprising why would joey do this?

Because he is motherf**** joey porter. He does what ever he wants.

If you have ever watched a steelers vs bengals game i dont think this would surprise you

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 10:07 PM
Because he is motherf**** joey porter. He does what ever he wants.

If you have ever watched a steelers vs bengals game i dont think this would surprise you

("Shaft" theme playing in background) That Peezy is one bad muthaf - Hush your mouth! - I'm just talkin' about Peezy! :chuckle:

SteelCzar76
03-19-2007, 10:12 PM
("Shaft" theme playing in background) That Peezy is one bad muthaf - Hush your mouth! - I'm just talkin' about Peezy! :chuckle:





"We can dig it",......."You daaamn right!" :sofunny: :sofunny:

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 10:16 PM
"We can dig it",......."You daaamn right!" :sofunny: :sofunny:

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

GBMelBlount
03-19-2007, 10:38 PM
Because he is motherf**** joey porter. He does what ever he wants.

If you have ever watched a steelers vs bengals game i dont think this would surprise you

Verks, you nailed it out of the park!

HometownGal
03-19-2007, 10:39 PM
("Shaft" theme playing in background) That Peezy is one bad muthaf - Hush your mouth! - I'm just talkin' about Peezy! :chuckle:

Hey fansince - where did

http://www.davidemaggio.it/images/donnymost1.jpg

go? Ya big meanie - you skeered him away. :flap:

fansince'76
03-19-2007, 10:42 PM
Hey fansince - where did

http://www.davidemaggio.it/images/donnymost1.jpg

go? Ya big meanie - you skeered him away. :flap:

I actually took it easy on him since this thread wasn't in the blast furnace - I would have really let him have it with both barrels if it was in there. Anyway, we kinda got into a battle of wits and he made the mistake of bringing a water pistol to a bazooka fight. :chuckle:

klick81
03-19-2007, 10:50 PM
Because he is motherf**** joey porter. He does what ever he wants.

LMFAO!!! This quote right here is PURE gold! :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:


Edit: I'm havin so much fun just yelling this out loud in my place, it's not even funny. Thanks verks!

jjpro11
03-20-2007, 12:22 AM
im going to try to get dolphins-steelers tickets just so i can give him a standing O when he takes the field. sickly, this made my day lol.

Steelerstrength
03-20-2007, 01:14 AM
Because he is motherf**** joey porter. He does what ever he wants.

If you have ever watched a steelers vs bengals game i dont think this would surprise you

LMFAO! Best post of the thread!!! :helmet:

lamberts-lost-tooth
03-20-2007, 03:57 AM
I could careless if Im called a troll.
You basicly said I call you a troll, which is not true.

Sometimes I like to make fun of Bengal fans...other times, I just let them post....and make fun of themselves!!! This post is a priceless example of typical bengal fan intellect.:sofunny: :sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
03-20-2007, 04:11 AM
...and my favorite quote from the Bengal forum...

We did not sign Porter for this reason, because he has some troubles off-field. Just shows you how mature some of these athletes could be.

Scratching another player, why? cause Levi stepped on his shoes? Called him un-pretty? I thought this was supposed to be professional? With people like Joey Porter, Pacman Jones, Ricky Williams running around doing stupid stupid things, its sickening, they get paid millions (not Ricky now, or at least I dont think he gets paid millions) to run around and act like Jerks.

1) HOW THE CRAP does "troubles off-field" mark someone as being anything less than a TYPICAL bengal!!!???...much less make them unsignable to their roster.:dang:

2)...HOW THE CRAP can you possible name 3 players as examples of people "running around doing stupid stupid things"...and not include Chris Henry..the "running around doing stupid things"...poster child!!!:dang:

3) HOW THE CRAP ...can a bengal fan say its "sickening to see people get paid millions to run around and act like Jerks"....and ...well.......BE A BENGAL FAN!!!:dang:

This dude is in a SERIOUS state of denial!!!

stillers4me
03-20-2007, 05:27 AM
("Shaft" theme playing in background) That Peezy is one bad muthaf - Hush your mouth! - I'm just talkin' about Peezy! :chuckle:

I miss him already........... anyone who decks a Bungle for any reason is ok in my book :kick:

83-Steelers-43
03-23-2007, 08:43 AM
Exactly my thoughts when I heard of it.

One reason I have continued to be a fan of Steel since 1971 is the character issue. If I can't be proud of the character of the players, I can't be proud of the Steelers.

While I have joked about this situation I'm with you on this one Stainless Steel. I loved Porter's onfield intensity just as much as the next Steeler fan but his actions off the field (normally his mouth) have been far from classy IMO.

I hate to say it, but if this were a Bengal player, many (not all) would be shaking their heads and stating "there's another athlete acting like an idiot". The double standard is painfully obvious. But since it's Joey Porter.......

klick81
03-23-2007, 09:55 AM
So more details are supposed to be released today huh?

stillers4me
03-23-2007, 04:38 PM
From an article in today's Cincinnati Enquirer.......



Left tackle Levi Jones, involved in a casino fist fight Sunday night with Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter, had his knee cleaned out two weeks ago.

Asked about Jones’ incident, in which Porter was cited, Lewis said, “(Jones) is trying to recover his jewelry. That’s the biggest thing on his mind.”

Ummmmmmmmm.......yeah......right.........Peezy needs a Bungals junk Walmart gold chains....and cubic zirconia ear stud. Uh huh........................

MasterOfPuppets
03-23-2007, 04:49 PM
his jewelry is probably still on palmers nightstand where he left it. :sissies: that is unless chris henry stole it.:couch:

stillers4me
03-23-2007, 05:02 PM
his jewelry is probably still on palmers nightstand where he left it. :sissies: that is unless chris henry stole it.:couch:

:toofunny:

Brew Crew Grrl
03-24-2007, 11:48 AM
The Enquirer reports...
A redacted report on the incident Sunday night in Las Vegas regarding an attack on Bengals left tackle Levi Jones was completed late Friday and sent to the district attorney's office.

The report said Jones was gambling at a table at the Palms casino when approached by former Steelers linebacker Joey Porter, an on-field rival, Las Vegas Police told The Enquirer.

Video of the incident shows that Porter, now with the Miami Dolphins, struck Jones first above the eye with a closed fist. Several unidentified men then joined in and punched Jones.


The incident was witnessed by a friend of Jones'. The friend was gambling with Jones.

Porter was charged with misdemeanor battery and released.


Ya know every time I saw Porter on the field in his belly baring jersey I thought he looked like quite the "girly man". Now I KNOW he's quite the girly man.... the dude had to have his friends jump Levi so he wouldn't break his nails!!!:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

Class act mofo there:rolleyes:

tony hipchest
03-24-2007, 11:55 AM
The Enquirer reports...



Ya know every time I saw Porter on the field in his belly baring jersey I thought he looked like quite the "girly man". Now I KNOW he's quite the girly man.... the dude had to have his friends jump Levi so he wouldn't break his nails!!!:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

Class act mofo there:rolleyes:jones also said he was jumped and robbed in the parking lot. :rolleyes:

face it. your soft lineman got dropped and turtled with 1 punch from an ex steeler tuff guy. must suck to be a bunglefan huh?

Brew Crew Grrl
03-24-2007, 12:15 PM
jones also said he was jumped and robbed in the parking lot. :rolleyes:

face it. your soft lineman got dropped and turtled with 1 punch from an ex steeler tuff guy. must suck to be a bunglefan huh?

Sounds to me like he got jumped by a bunch of punk asses because Porter's too much of a biatch to take Levi by himself:toofunny:

tony hipchest
03-24-2007, 12:20 PM
Sounds to me like he got jumped by a bunch of punk asses because Porter's too much of a biatch to take Levi by himself:toofunny:sounds to me like porter dropped him on his ass with one punch and porters homies gathered around like in the movie FRIDAY and yelled "you got knocked the FUHGOUT!!!!"

then it sounds like levi was so humiliated he had to make up stories of getting jumped by 7 people and robbed.

the eye in the sky never lies.

everyone knows levi is a big softie.

Brew Crew Grrl
03-24-2007, 12:31 PM
sounds to me like porter dropped him on his ass with one punch and porters homies gathered around like in the movie FRIDAY and yelled "you got knocked the FUHGOUT!!!!"

then it sounds like levi was so humiliated he had to make up stories of getting jumped by 7 people and robbed.

the eye in the sky never lies.

everyone knows levi is a big softie.

Well I guess we'll see when the video pops up on youtube. In the mean time, thought some of you Steeler fans would find humor in this...

Joey Porter/Levi Jones Fight: The Transcript


Joey Porter is accused of punching Cincinnati Bengals tackle Levi Jones near a blackjack table in Vegas?s Palms Casino. themightymjd.com has obtained security footage of the fight, and we present to you here the transcript.

Levi Jones: Congratulations on that contract you signed with the Dolphins, Joey. I?m sure the Dolphins will turn it around real soon.

Joey Porter: Whatchyou mean, WILL turn it around? Mother****er, the Dolphins turned it around the second my pen hit that contract. Joey Porter turnd that bitch around RIGHT NOW just by showin? up.

Levi Jones: Sorry man, I was just? I?m sorry, okay? Let?s play some blackjack.

Joey Porter: No, I tell YOU when we play some blackjack. I tell EVERYBODY when to play blackjack.

Random Guy (to dealer): Seventeen? I think I?ll stay.

Joey Porter: NO, I DON?T THINK YOU WILL. (Porter grabs the man by the shirt, lifts him off his stool, and kicks him in the rearend.) NO, I think you gonna GO, OLD MAN. Go on, get on outta here. Go wash my car, mother****er. It?s the black and gold Hummer H2 with the license plate that says, ?K2ISAFAG.?

Random Guy: It?s black and gold? I thought you played for the Dolphins now. Aren?t those the Stealers? colors?

Joey Porter: No no no? Them?s JOEY PORTER?S COLORS. When I left, the stealers changed their color to PINK. VAGINA PINK. The Dolphins wear black and gold now, and the stealers jerseys are the color of your wife?s *****. In fact, where is that bitch? I?m takin? her to Sherwin-Williams right now, put her coochie on that machine, and Sherwin?s gonna match that color exactly. That?s what the stealers is gonna wear next year.

Random Guy: Listen, I?ll wash your car if you promise not to kill me, but? I?m sorry, I can?t let you take my wife to Sherwin-Williams so they can color-match her vagina.

Joey Porter: FINE. Then they GONNA COLOR-MATCH LEVI JONES? VAGINA (Porter kicks the air).

Levi Jones: Joey, come on, man. Calm down. If you want to stay here and insinuate that I have female genitalia, fine. But leave that old man alone, okay?

Joey Porter: Leave him alone? Don?t EVEN come at me with that shit. You think Jerramy Stevens left Joey Porter alone before Super Bowl XL? HELL NAH. But I went out there and busted some mother****ing asses anyway. Don?t NOBODY leave Joey Porter alone, everybody ALWAYS HATIN?. But I?m champion anyway. ALL Y?ALL DO IS HATE. WOOF, WOOF, WOOF!

Levi Jones: Here he goes with the ****ing barking?

Joey Porter: WOOF, WOOF, WOOF!

Random Guy: How long is he going to be doing this?

Levi Jones: Sixty minutes. Maybe more.

Dealer: Do you think it?s okay if we play blackjack now? I?m going to get fired if I don?t deal.

Joey Porter: WOOF, WOOF, WOOF!

Levi Jones: You probably shouldn?t.

Dealer: Can?t you do something? Calm him down, maybe?

Levi Jones: Joey. Hey, Joey, listen. Joey? (taps Porter?s shoulder)

Joey Porter: I?MMA SOCK YOU IN YO? MOTHER****IN? EYE. (Porter then socks Levi Jones in his mother****ing eye.)

Levi Jones: (rubbing his eye) God DAMMIT, this gets old.

Joey Porter: Don?t you NEVER disrespect Joey Porter?s shoulder. YOU AIN?T WON NO SUPER BOWL. I?m a WORLD CHAMPION, and you ain?t nothin? but a mark-ass, playa-hatin?, dog food eatin?, tiger-stripe wearing tub of GOAT SHIT.

Dealer: Man, he?s changed since he won a Super Bowl.

Joey Porter: You got that wrong, white man. I didn?t win the Super Bowl, the SUPER BOWL WON JOEY PORTER. The Super Bowl was LUCKY ENOUGH to have #55 grab that cheap-ass chrome trophy. I use that mother****er as a HOOD ORNAMENT. I clean my GUTTERS with it. I got a female pitbull that uses that big silver bitch as a dildo, and the ghost of Vince Lombardi SMILES EVERY GODDAMN TIME IT HAPPENS.

tony hipchest
03-24-2007, 12:41 PM
and you ain’t nothin’ but a mark-ass, playa-hatin’, dog food eatin’, tiger-stripe wearing tub of GOAT SHIT.

was porter describing levi or bengalfans?

atleast you all got this cute little "transcript" to make you all feel better about your soft tub of goo lineman getting punked like a little biatch.

enjoy it! i found it pretty funny :chuckle:

Brew Crew Grrl
03-24-2007, 12:48 PM
was porter describing levi or bengalfans?

atleast you all got this cute little "transcript" to make you all feel better about your soft tub of goo lineman getting punked like a little biatch.

enjoy it!

Jeez! Get the stick out of your arse and grow a sense of humor... sheesh! It was supposed to be a joke!!! You all are too dang uptight around this place... Peace!

tony hipchest
03-24-2007, 01:02 PM
Jeez! Get the stick out of your arse and grow a sense of humor... sheesh! It was supposed to be a joke!!! You all are too dang uptight around this place... Peace!:huh: i said i found it funny :hunch:

:peace:

SteelCzar76
03-24-2007, 01:14 PM
Okay,... Levi Jones is still P#ssy, and Bungals are still the 'World heavy weight Champs' in regards to being busters. But that fight transcript,.....was hilarious.:sofunny: :thumbsup:

polamalufan43
03-24-2007, 02:14 PM
Okay,... Levi Jones is still P#ssy, and Bungals are still the 'World heavy weight Champs' in regrds to being busters. But that fight transcript,.....was hilarious.:sofunny: :thumbsup:

AGreed....

Can't wait to see how this one turns out...

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

HometownGal
03-24-2007, 02:34 PM
You all are too dang uptight around this place... Peace!

Well - there's an easy fix to that, aint there?

SteelCzar76
03-24-2007, 02:59 PM
Well - there's an easy fix to that, aint there?


Eeexactly HTG. :smile:

I was picturing it like,.....(Clint Eastwood voice:) "Don't go away mad,.......just go away":sofunny:

83-Steelers-43
03-24-2007, 03:41 PM
Jeez! Get the stick out of your arse and grow a sense of humor... sheesh! It was supposed to be a joke!!! You all are too dang uptight around this place... Peace!

Why is it every time you make a post all I can picture is this?........

http://www.squirby.com/media.cfm?vid=13&&name=Cartman+goes+on+The+Maury+Povich+Show

NV STEELERS 723
03-24-2007, 08:40 PM
I'm still laughing at this incident with Joey... "Spartacus to Peezy" !

Bengals never win!

NV STEELERS 723
03-24-2007, 08:43 PM
Also I heard that the Miami Dolphins are fine with Joey hitting Levi......... since none of the 2006 Dolphins Defense didn't hit anybody anyway!

polamalufan43
03-25-2007, 10:53 AM
Also I heard that the Miami Dolphins are fine with Joey hitting Levi......... since none of the 2006 Dolphins Defense didn't hit anybody anyway!

LOL.... well Spartacus will have to deal with this with the new conduct policy....

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

Livinginthe past
03-28-2007, 11:04 AM
Thought i'd bump this thread with the latest mudslinging.

If you weren't sure how it went down, then allow a totally unbiased Levi Jones to tell you all about it.

And, oh yeah, he deals with what he calls Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter’s “cowardly assault by a coward” on him two weeks ago in a Las Vegas casino.

“Our leaders need to get together and promote team over the self atmosphere so this selfish thing we’ve had put on us for the past few years can be done away with,” Jones says in between stretching drills with light weights.

First things first, which is the knee because, truth be told, he has no concerns about Porter when they meet this season because, “trust me, when we play Miami I have a lot bigger problems to worry about than Joey Porter," he said. "I’m going against probably the best defensive end in the league in Jason Taylor. I’m not going to be worried about Joey.”

Jones’ mean streak serves as the perfect foil for Porter’s outlandish ego. Since he established himself in his second season in 2003, the 300-pound Jones pretty much contained the 250-pound Porter in those steel cage matches with Pittsburgh. Part of the reason critics ripped the Dolphins' signing of Porter is because he “disappeared” against elite tackles like Jones.

Jones says Porter has been baiting him for years off the field until finally a few weeks ago Jones says (and a police report concurs) that Porter and his entourage attacked him with punches. Jones also says he had two necklaces stolen in the incident “and they just mysteriously show up at the casino when someone turns them in a few days later,” he said.

Porter has been cited for a misdemeanor in the incident, which a police report says was videotaped and shows Porter punching Jones in the face with a closed fist as well as several “unidentified males” attacking Jones.

“A cowardly assault by a coward,” Jones says. “One versus seven, six from behind. The police report came out and told the truth. Joey Porter did not kick Levi Jones’s ass. Basically what he did was walk up to me, get my attention talking trash while his boys jumped me from behind. They plotted the thing. He was shooting craps. I was playing blackjack. He saw me, there was no exchange before he just came up on me.”

Jones said he was in Vegas a month ago with a mutual friend of theirs in a casino and Porter left the casino when he saw them.

“But when there are six and seven guys with him, he’s brave now,” Jones says. “Strength in numbers. I guess he felt like the numbers were with him. He’s been doing this for years, telling everyone he’s going to do this to me and do that to me.”

klick81
03-28-2007, 11:10 AM
We need VIDEO!!!

tony hipchest
03-28-2007, 11:14 AM
go figure. the chains he lost in a fight were found. everybody knows you remove your chains before you scuffle or theyre gonna get broken and lost.

but it makes for a much better story if he says he was mugged. he's simply in damage control mode. he doesnt want his peers to know his ass was kicked by a smaller dude. i wonder why hes not bragging about allegedly tossing porter 10 feet through the air?

floodcitygirl
03-28-2007, 11:16 AM
Sounds like someone's been eatin' a little too much Hot Pizz Dip......HEY! Quit causing trouble and leave my Pizz Dip out of it! :flap: I say none for the Bengal ......person. :tt02:

ralph
03-28-2007, 02:28 PM
And, oh yeah, he deals with what he calls Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter’s “cowardly assault by a coward” on him two weeks ago in a Las Vegas casino.



:thumbsup:

polamalufan43
03-28-2007, 04:00 PM
We need VIDEO!!!

Yeah, but I doubt it's gonna show up for awhile... then again....

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

83-Steelers-43
03-29-2007, 11:12 AM
DOLPHINS NOTEBOOK

Cops: More men were in Porter fight

BY JEFF DARLINGTON
jdarlington@MiamiHerald.com

The fight between Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter and Bengals offensive tackle Levi Jones at a Las Vegas casino earlier this month was about football -- but it no longer appears to have been the one-on-one scrap initially described by police.

Instead, video surveillance revealed Porter punching Jones with a closed fist before other ''unidentified males'' also joined the attack on Porter's behalf, a report released by the Las Vegas Police Department said.

Jones, who suffered a small cut above his eye in the fight, spoke publicly for the first time about the incident. On the Bengals' official website, the lineman called the incident ``a cowardly assault by a coward.''

''One versus seven, six from behind,'' Jones told the website. 'The police report came out and told the truth. Joey Porter did not kick Levi Jones' [butt]. Basically what he did was walk up to me, get my attention talking trash while his boys jumped me from behind.

``They plotted the thing. He was shooting craps. I was playing blackjack. He saw me, there was no exchange before he just came up on me.''

A spokesman for the police department initially said an argument that occurred at a blackjack table between Jones and Porter escalated into a fight when the pair was escorted to the Palms Casino valet area.

Video surveillance, however, depicted the latest description of the event.

Porter, who was charged with misdemeanor battery, has not commented. Before the police report was made public, Dolphins coach Cam Cameron said he was content with Porter's explanation.

Cameron has not been available for comment since the report's release, as he has been on vacation with his wife this week.

Jones told police, according to the report, that the pair has a history of arguing on the football field, which fueled the fight. The Bengals and the Steelers (Porter's former team) play each other twice each season as divisional rivals.

Jones and Porter will meet again next season when Cincinnati travels to Miami for a regular-season game.

''Trust me, when we play Miami I have a lot bigger problems to worry about than Joey Porter,'' Jones told the website.

http://www.miamiherald.com/588/story/56453.html

tony hipchest
03-29-2007, 11:40 AM
http://www.sportscastingjobs.com/mpegs/gary.mp3

heres audio i found of (i guess) 2 sportscasters/broadcasters/writers(?) who witnessed the whole fight and give a pretty vivid description, on their show, of what they saw.

very interesting listen. to no suprise, porter just came up to him and said "i heard you were talkin shit about me" :rolleyes: (oldest line in the book to start a fight)

polamalufan43
03-29-2007, 02:24 PM
I still think no matter what Joey did, he was justified, just because Levi's a bengal!:cheers:

I think he should be repremanded in some way, but I don't really care which way because of this.

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

klick81
03-29-2007, 03:02 PM
http://www.sportscastingjobs.com/mpegs/gary.mp3

heres audio i found of (i guess) 2 sportscasters/broadcasters/writers(?) who witnessed the whole fight and give a pretty vivid description, on their show, of what they saw.

very interesting listen. to no suprise, porter just came up to him and said "i heard you were talkin shit about me" :rolleyes: (oldest line in the book to start a fight)

Boo...didn't work for me. Either way...kinda sucks to hear it's not as it was made out to be. :/

BettisFan
03-29-2007, 07:11 PM
what are we doing to replace porter

Livinginthe past
03-29-2007, 07:27 PM
After thinking about Levi's comments about how it all went down, I came to the conclusion that there can only be two possible outcomes.

1. Levi is telling the truth and video evidence will confirm this - has Porter even denied what happened yet?

2. Levi is lying, and he knows that there is either no video footage or it will never be available to the public.

tony hipchest
03-29-2007, 08:10 PM
After thinking about Levi's comments about how it all went down, I came to the conclusion that there can only be two possible outcomes.

1. Levi is telling the truth and video evidence will confirm this - has Porter even denied what happened yet?

2. Levi is lying, and he knows that there is either no video footage or it will never be available to the public.

:thumbsup: thats a pretty bold conclusion to come up with. you sure there isnt any 3rd mystery conclusion? :chuckle:

joey hasnt said nothing, other than what he immediately told his new coach behind closed doors. cameron was satisfied with his expanation. i mean really, what is porter gonna say? im sure it will be something like his comments in the william green incident, to the tune of "he disrespected me so i gave him a beatdown".

its really no secret that joey likes to fight and will even go out of his way to pick one. par for the course.

thanks for all the great memories joey :tt02:

Livinginthe past
03-29-2007, 08:20 PM
:thumbsup: thats a pretty bold conclusion to come up with. you sure there isnt any 3rd mystery conclusion? :chuckle:

joey hasnt said nothing, other than what he immediately told his new coach behind closed doors. cameron was satisfied with his expanation. i mean really, what is porter gonna say? im sure it will be something like his comments in the william green incident, to the tune of "he disrespected me so i gave him a beatdown".

its really no secret that joey likes to fight and will even go out of his way to pick one. par for the course.

thanks for all the great memories joey :tt02:

Hey!

You edited my post to make me look foolish (ok that damage was done a long time ago).

I was thinking of another way to put it, but its 2am here and I couldn't be bothered :sofunny:

I was trying to imagine a scenario where Levi could actually tell such a ridiculous lie and still look Joey Porter in the eye when they play - even if he said that Porter cheap shotted him it would at least be deniable.

But to say 7 guys jumped him?

Thats pretty definite.

tony hipchest
03-29-2007, 08:43 PM
Hey!

You edited my post to make me look foolish (ok that damage was done a long time ago).

I was thinking of another way to put it, but its 2am here and I couldn't be bothered :sofunny:

I was trying to imagine a scenario where Levi could actually tell such a ridiculous lie and still look Joey Porter in the eye when they play - even if he said that Porter cheap shotted him it would at least be deniable.

But to say 7 guys jumped him?

Thats pretty definite.there. i added the salad back to your quote.

i dont know if you listened to the above eyewitness account but it is amazing levi jones took that kind of severe beating and only came away with a little cut above his eye that bled profusely. they said it sounded like it was a scene from "rocky" and the 7 dudes were "huge". these radio people even made it sound like they were afraid to get shot. :rolleyes:

levi and these guys are definitely embellishing the story a bit. if this was a "planned attack" where levi contends he was sabotaged and jumped why was a citation handed out to porter alone? usually when a mob attacks an innocent man in a ritzy place like the palms, people are arrested, not given the equivalent of a speeding ticket.

i think levi is a bit humiliated and in damage control mode. and these 2 clowns who witnessed it sound like they broadcast a local cincinatti sports show and are obviously biassed.

Livinginthe past
03-29-2007, 08:54 PM
there. i added the salad back to your quote.

i dont know if you listened to the above eyewitness account but it is amazing levi jones took that kind of severe beating and only came away with a little cut above his eye that bled profusely. they said it sounded like it was a scene from "rocky" and the 7 dudes were "huge". these radio people even made it sound like they were afraid to get shot. :rolleyes:

levi and these guys are definitely embellishing the story a bit. if this was a "planned attack" where levi contends he was sabotaged and jumped why was a citation handed out to porter alone? usually when a mob attacks an innocent man in a ritzy place like the palms, people are arrested, not given the equivalent of a speeding ticket.

i think levi is a bit humiliated and in damage control mode. and these 2 clowns who witnessed it sound like they broadcast a local cincinatti sports show and are obviously biassed.

Thanks :wink02:

Personally I don't trust any of these 'eyewitness' accounts - they have all varied so much its hard to believe any of them.

I also think that Levi is humiliating himself further with this story - if it is untrue.

Hopefully we'll get some more info.

ChronoCross
03-29-2007, 08:59 PM
Personally waiting on the video to be leaked so everyone knows exactly what happened.

tony hipchest
03-29-2007, 09:04 PM
and if its true we find out porter is a shit talkin tuff guy who likes to punch people. theres a shocker

they said porter was kicking him in the head, but atleast he kept it off the field, and never pulled an albert haynsworth. as combustible as porter is he really always kept it out of the game (although he did get a 15 yd roughing penalty against jamal lewis last year.)

touchdownward
03-29-2007, 09:23 PM
ANYTIME a bungle gets his ass kicked always makes me :chuckle:

MasterOfPuppets
03-29-2007, 09:37 PM
Thanks :wink02:

Personally I don't trust any of these 'eyewitness' accounts - they have all varied so much its hard to believe any of them.

I also think that Levi is humiliating himself further with this story - if it is untrue.

Hopefully we'll get some more info.
i was there when kennedy was assasinatted,i swear i seen a leprikon with a riffle on a rooftop!:popcorn:

Livinginthe past
03-29-2007, 09:38 PM
i was there when kennedy was assasinatted,i swear i seen a leprikon with a riffle on a rooftop!:popcorn:

An Irishman would never shoot one of his own :wink02:

MasterOfPuppets
03-29-2007, 09:42 PM
An Irishman would never shoot one of his own :wink02:
i believe he was part of the rogue element in the IRA.

tony hipchest
03-29-2007, 09:54 PM
i was there when kennedy was assasinatted,i swear i seen a leprikon with a riffle on a rooftop!:popcorn:are u sure he wasnt on a roftoop?:clover: :m16: :nervous:

Livinginthe past
03-29-2007, 09:55 PM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h218/n_mckeown/lucky_charms_med.jpg

Looks like it didn't harm his career in advertising - free access to the library when you collect 6 tokens.

MasterOfPuppets
03-29-2007, 09:58 PM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h218/n_mckeown/lucky_charms_med.jpg

Looks like it didn't harm his career in advertising - free access to the library when you collect 6 tokens.
:jawdrop: THAT'S HIM!!!! THAT'S THE GUY I SAW!!

tony hipchest
03-29-2007, 10:00 PM
joey porter eats a bowl full of leprachauns with milk every morning for breakfast.

chuck norris was playing blackjack with levi jones but ran as soon as he saw porter coming.

JuniorSteelerfan
04-05-2007, 07:00 PM
KDKA reported this morning that Porter threw a drink on Levi Jones and then punched him in the face. After all was said and done Levi Jones had a cut above his eye.

That just goes to show you don't mess with someone who has a superbowl ring!:tt02:

polamalufan43
04-06-2007, 03:32 PM
That just goes to show you don't mess with someone who has a superbowl ring!:tt02:

Man, that SB ring is lucky to have gotten Joey Porter as it's owner, that ring would be nothing on anyone else's damn finger, ************,
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *kicking air* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Yeah, and if it weren't for Joey Porter, that ring wouldn't be black and gold, it would be pink, vagina pink.

Whoa, lost it there for a second, now where were we????
~Polamlaufan43:tt02:

tony hipchest
04-13-2007, 09:16 AM
tis is from an article where porter talks about coming back to pittsburgh. i think its all exerpts from his espn interview.

http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070412/SPORTS/704120344/1002/SPORTS

While Nov. 26 is a day Porter can look forward to, he can't be happy about another date on his calendar. The linebacker faces a May 14 court date after he was cited for misdemeanor battery for his role in a fight at a Las Vegas casino with Cincinnati Bengals tackle Levi Jones.

The incident occurred 11 days after he signed a five-year, $32.5 million contract with the Dolphins.

"I feel like it was an unfortunate incident that happened," Porter said. "I'm married with four kids. I had no business even putting myself in a situation like that. I was actually down there for my mother's 50th birthday. I've been embarrassed since the whole thing happened. But it's nothing I can take back.

"I don't know how Levi views the situation. . . . I'm too old for this type of stuff. I'm definitely going to stay away from all the off-the-field incidents. I can get in all the incidents you want to on the field, but this off-the-field stuff is not for me."

In case Porter is wondering, Brown is quoted on the Bengals' Web site as saying the incident with the ex-Steeler was a "cowardly assault by a coward."

Given the NFL's new conduct policy -- and that Tennessee's Pacman Jones was just suspended for the entire 2007 season while Cincinnati receiver Chris Henry got eight games -- Porter sounded understandably nervous.

He is hoping to avoid having a chat with commissioner Roger Goodell.

"I don't think we'll have a meeting," Porter said. "I got a citation. I got a ticket. It's like getting a speeding ticket, is what I got. I got a ticket and a fine. From my understanding, it's supposed to go away. It's not like I have a lot of crimes and stuff like this.

"I've never been in trouble outside of football. All of my penalties came on the football field. . . . It's something I definitely want to put behind me, and hopefully (Jones) feels the same way. The faster we put it behind us, it will go away and I can continue my career and he can continue his."

Porter even offered to call Jones and apologize.

By the way, the Dolphins host Cincinnati in the season finale on Dec. 30.
porter is smart and definitely contrite. if anything he may get a stiff warning and possibly a "strike". there definitely wont be a 2nd or 3rd off the fiels incident.

whats funny is listening to the bengal fans whine and beg for porter to get a stiffer suspension than c. henry as they become apologists saying he did nothing against another person like porter did. also amusing how they label him a thug, and compare him getting shot in a driveby to a member of adam jones posse shooting and paralyzing somebody. yeah, thats the same. bengalfans have every right to be embarassed and humiliated for their team. they have no right to be completely stupid though.

ChronoCross
04-13-2007, 09:36 AM
I think levi has;

http://www.lukecole.com/roadside%20attractions/HugeObjects/cheeseballs.jpg

tony hipchest
05-30-2007, 06:06 PM
so joey porter didnt bother showing up for court today, and had his lawyer enter a plea of no contest. which is pretty much admitting guilt and an unwillingness to fight the charge.

he got a $1000 fine. so much for all the whint bengalfans hoping he would serve some time like their boy chris henry. i bet joey was betting $1000 a hand at the blackjack tables that night and it was more than worth it for him to kick levis ass.

now its up to the commish whether joey faces any more punishment. personally i think joeys "paid" enough. lol

rbryan
05-30-2007, 06:26 PM
The team might not miss JP but I will.

stillers4me
05-30-2007, 07:37 PM
Shoot.......even I'd pay $1000 to whack-a-bungle!

SteelCityMan786
05-30-2007, 08:47 PM
Shoot.......even I'd pay $1000 to whack-a-bungle!

You'd pay $1000 to whack any other team along with the Bengals.:sofunny:

Livinginthe past
05-31-2007, 08:36 AM
Adam Schefter (NFL Network) is reporting that Levi will more than likely pursue a civil case against Mr. Badass Porter.

I would guess huge numbers will be floated at the beginning of proceedings (you can sue someone for any amount - but its basically irrelevant to how much you will be awarded even if successful) but it should still be significantly more than $1000.

I also wonder if Porter will be subject to a playing time ban under the new disciplinary policy of the NFL?

Porter is in a good situation to succeed playing opposite a all start like JT - if he can't get it done in Miami......