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BettisFan
03-23-2007, 07:50 PM
Your idea of fine cuisine includes keilbasa and Stroh's beer

You think the Antichrist walks among us and moved to Baltimore in 1995

You refer to Pittsburgh as a Third World nation

You have to look at a map before you realize Cincinnati is NOT in Kentucky

You think political correctness involves using the term "certain ethnic" when telling a joke

You believe plastic lawn flamingos are essential in any landscaping project

Your second car is completely dissolved by salt by the time April rolls around
You believe the Second Coming meant the Browns returning in 1999

The phrase "lake effect" strikes terror in your heart

You actually remember when Dennis Kucinich was mayor

You see nothing wrong with wearing white sox with black shoes, even when wearing a tux

Party music involves an accordion

You always knew you lived in the Rock n Roll Capital of the World

You know more about Frankie Yankovic than Weird Al Yankovic

Tourists ask you what time the river catches fire


You don't really know any homosexuals, you just know that there are a lot of them in Lakewood.

You know you don't really have an accent, the rest of the world does.

You hear there are always famous people in town, but you have never seen one.

You hate country music, don't know anyone that does like country music, and yet WGAR just won the country music station of the year.

You take credit for Cedar Point even though it is 2 hours away.

You honestly believe that Cleveland is the best city in the world.

The Tri-C jingle "students for life" scares the hell out of you.

You take Dead Man's Curve at 60 mph holding your breath.

You know about the Eastside/Westside rivalry, but don't really understand it.

"Good Morning from the Buzzard Morning Zoo" is a jingle you'll never forget.

Your neighborhood schools went without sports because all the senior citizens refused to pass the levies.

You actually know how to pronounce Cuyahoga.

You can't tell Brook Park, Brooklyn, or Old Brooklyn apart.

You see Christmas lights still up in July.

You love BW-3, but have no clue what the heck weck is.

You find yourself singing "Garfield 1-2323" in the shower.

You're still dumbfounded by the Leaping Fountain in Tower City.

You have never ridden in a taxi.

You wear shorts the first day of the year it isn't below 30 and snowing, just because you can.

You have gotten 3 speeding tickets, and they are all from the mile long stretch of a suburb named Linndale.

You have no idea how exactly to get to the Flats, you just kind of end up on a bank and start partying.

You really don't know what the Warehouse District is, you just know that it's a great place to party.

You know who the Jake really is

You hate Baltimore and you have never been there.

St. Patty's Day is your number one holiday, and you aren't Irish.

You're still relishing 1987 when we ALMOST made it to the Super Bowl.

You counted down with the monument in Tower City to the exact second in 1999 when the Browns came back.

You heard Bill Clinton and Drew Carey love Parma Pierogies, but you have yet to ever eat there.

You know Tower City isn't a city at all.

You're Polish.

Stories of Little Italy still send chills down your spine.

At least half of your wardrobe is Tribe apparel.

tony hipchest
03-24-2007, 12:01 AM
oldies but goodies i guess. i'll offer one ive never heard:

you know youre a brownsfan when.... after you take a crap and wipe your butt, you smell your hands to see if they need washed. :poop:

floodcitygirl
03-24-2007, 12:16 AM
lol! Hate to say it but some of these apply to us Western PA folks as well! :cheers:

stillers4me
03-24-2007, 08:55 AM
lol! Hate to say it but some of these apply to us Western PA folks as well! :cheers:

Yeah.....I know how to say Cuyahoga. And we don't have accents either......the rest of yunz do. :wink02:

polamalufan43
03-24-2007, 03:30 PM
Yeah.....I know how to say Cuyahoga. And we don't have accents either......the rest of yunz do. :wink02:

lol
Good ones, :flap:
~Polamalufan43:tt02:

memphissteelergirl
03-27-2007, 09:56 AM
Hehe...good stuff. And while we're on the subject: I put my personal favorites in bold letters. :smile:

You know you're from Tennessee if:>>
>>1. You measure distance in minutes.
>>
>>2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
>>
>>3. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store ">>
>>4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
>>grain, insect or animal.
>>
>>5. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>>unlocked.
>>
>>6. You know what a "VOL" is. (Unfortunately...:banging: )
>>
>>7. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car.
>>
>>9. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and catsup.
>>
>>10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page
>>but
>>require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
>>
>>11. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
>>
>>12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".
>>
>>13. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and
>>Christmas.
>>
>>14. You know whether another Tennessean is from east, west or middle
>>Tennessee as soon as they open their mouth.
>>
>>15. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as"goin' Wal-martin"
>>or
>>off to "Wally World".
>>
>>16. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean
>>weather.
>>
>>17. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop...it's a Coke,
>>regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"
>>
>>18. Fried catfish is the other white meat.

RoethlisBURGHer
03-27-2007, 09:58 AM
The ones that apply to me (since I am from Cleveland):

You have to look at a map before you realize Cincinnati is NOT in Kentucky

The phrase "lake effect" strikes terror in your heart

You always knew you lived in the Rock n Roll Capital of the World

Tourists ask you what time the river catches fire

You don't really know any homosexuals, you just know that there are a lot of them in Lakewood.

You hear there are always famous people in town, but you have never seen one.

You take credit for Cedar Point even though it is 2 hours away.

You honestly believe that Cleveland is the best city in the world.(well,second best to Pittsburgh)

You take Dead Man's Curve at 60 mph holding your breath.

You know about the Eastside/Westside rivalry, but don't really understand it.

You actually know how to pronounce Cuyahoga.

You can't tell Brook Park, Brooklyn, or Old Brooklyn apart.

You see Christmas lights still up in July.

You love BW-3, but have no clue what the heck weck is.

You're still dumbfounded by the Leaping Fountain in Tower City.

You have never ridden in a taxi.

You wear shorts the first day of the year it isn't below 30 and snowing, just because you can.

You have gotten 3 speeding tickets, and they are all from the mile long stretch of a suburb named Linndale.

You have no idea how exactly to get to the Flats, you just kind of end up on a bank and start partying.

You really don't know what the Warehouse District is, you just know that it's a great place to party.

You heard Bill Clinton and Drew Carey love Parma Pierogies, but you have yet to ever eat there.

You know Tower City isn't a city at all.

At least half of your wardrobe is Tribe apparel.(well,not half since over half is Steelers stuff,then a lot of Buckeye stuff,then Indians stuff)

HometownGal
03-27-2007, 10:23 AM
you know youre a brownsfan when.... after you take a crap and wipe your butt, you smell your hands to see if they need washed. :poop:

Ewwwwwwwwwww! :toofunny:

memphissteelergirl
03-27-2007, 10:40 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwww! :toofunny:

My sentiments exactly! :rolleyes:

dhosmer
03-27-2007, 11:54 AM
oldies but goodies i guess. i'll offer one ive never heard:

you know youre a brownsfan when.... after you take a crap and wipe your butt, you smell your hands to see if they need washed. :poop:

is this not normal?

HometownGal
03-27-2007, 04:14 PM
you know youre a brownsfan when.... after you take a crap and wipe your butt, you smell your hands to see if they need washed. :poop:

You know you're a Browns fan when you take a shart in the shower - down the drain the poo poo goes and you can clean your hiney - all in one quick motion. :poop: :shower:

(Believe it or not, one of my friends' ex-husbands did this and thought it was normal. Needless to say, after a year of marriage, she gave him the heave-ho. He was never an invitee to my house) Bleccccccch.

Elvis
03-27-2007, 05:10 PM
:thumbsup: :sofunny:
Pretty good ya'll... Just cant really honestly imagine having to tell someone that I pull for the Browns...:wink02:
Jesus' Bones Will Never Be Found Here On Earth.....
Elvis

tony hipchest
03-27-2007, 05:33 PM
You know you're a Browns fan when you take a shart in the shower - down the drain the poo poo goes and you can clean your hiney - all in one quick motion. :poop: :shower:

.:sofunny: you know your a browns fan when you forgo toilet paper in favor of the "ka-ka sponge" that is within arms reach and can be rinsed in the sink you brush your tooth in.

boLT fan
03-27-2007, 06:14 PM
>>3. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store ">>
[/B]


That doesn't make sense. Fix is a verb.


>>17. [B]A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop...it's a Coke,
>>regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"

I know some people around here that do it. My family usually calls it a CanAPop. Even if it's in a bottle.

Livinginthe past
03-27-2007, 06:54 PM
You know you're a Browns fan when you take a shart in the shower - down the drain the poo poo goes and you can clean your hiney - all in one quick motion. :poop: :shower:

(Believe it or not, one of my friends' ex-husbands did this and thought it was normal. Needless to say, after a year of marriage, she gave him the heave-ho. He was never an invitee to my house) Bleccccccch.

Holy cow!

That is absolutely mindboggling how someone can think that is normal behavior - and also how he lasted a whole year :toofunny:

Mind you they do say 'in sickness and in health....'

tony hipchest
03-27-2007, 07:46 PM
you know youre a brownsfan when this gets you "hot and bothered":

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/payton028.jpg

:jerkit:

vasteeler
04-20-2007, 12:49 PM
you know youre a brownsfan when this gets you "hot and bothered":

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/payton028.jpg

:jerkit:

now that is funny:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

MasterOfPuppets
04-20-2007, 02:07 PM
clevlands # 1 porn star!!!!! :sofunny:

fansince'76
04-20-2007, 03:01 PM
You know you're a Browns fan when you take a shart in the shower - down the drain the poo poo goes and you can clean your hiney - all in one quick motion. :poop: :shower:

(Believe it or not, one of my friends' ex-husbands did this and thought it was normal. Needless to say, after a year of marriage, she gave him the heave-ho. He was never an invitee to my house) Bleccccccch.

Why does the "Seinfeld" episode where George gets caught peeing in the shower at the health club and then gets nicknamed the "Urinator" come to mind? :toofunny:

klick81
04-21-2007, 12:28 PM
You know you're a Browns fan when you take a shart in the shower - down the drain the poo poo goes and you can clean your hiney - all in one quick motion. :poop: :shower:

(Believe it or not, one of my friends' ex-husbands did this and thought it was normal. Needless to say, after a year of marriage, she gave him the heave-ho. He was never an invitee to my house) Bleccccccch.

Wow...you gotta be lying! Oh man...lol.

#1LambertFan
05-15-2007, 08:59 AM
Heres a good joke for you: Theres a little boy in school and his teacher asks what football team is his favorite and he quikly replies the only team worth rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers. The teacher, an avid browns fan asks why he was a Steelers fan. The boy replies well my mom and dad are Steelers fans and i guess that makes me one. The teacher says and if your parents were a jackass what would that make you? The boy thinks for a second and says.... a Browns fan.

BrowniesSuck.com
05-15-2007, 09:22 AM
hahaha...that reminds me of a true life story that I still love and remember to this day. My 10 year old nephew used to live in Philly a few years back. When he was about 7 yrs old, he was at school one day when his teacher says, "Ok class, whoever is an Eagles fan, line up right here." Every student in the class lines up where the teacher says except my nephew George. He's the only kid out of about 30 to stay in his seat. The teacher says, "George, what's wrong? Aren't you and Eagles fan?" My nephew replies, "no, I'm a Steelers fan." Looks like I taught him well.

kmsteelerwr15
05-15-2007, 09:23 AM
Heres a good joke for you: Theres a little boy in school and his teacher asks what football team is his favorite and he quikly replies the only team worth rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers. The teacher, an avid browns fan asks why he was a Steelers fan. The boy replies well my mom and dad are Steelers fans and i guess that makes me one. The teacher says and if your parents were a jackass what would that make you? The boy thinks for a second and says.... a Browns fan.



ya ive heard it before but its a classic and makes me laugh everytime :sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-15-2007, 10:34 AM
... you visit Cincinatti and the average IQ in both cities raise.

... your the smartest kid in fifth grade..(of course your 18!!)

... a bad day means your pencil is missing and there is a tampon tucked behind your ear.

...chipped teeth is a sign that you own a vibrator

...you ask for your pizza to be cut into 6 pieces..because you could never eat 12

....You drink your pepsi hot because you cant fit ice cubes into the bottle.

... you think cheerios are "donut seeds"

... you cant go water skiing because you cant find a lake with a slope on it.

... you return a scarf because its "too tight".

... you think the capital of Ohio is "O"
*********************
A Steeler fan got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a female Brown fan already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The Brown fan was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The female finally decided to explain things, and said very slowly..., "T-G-I-F, Thank.. Goodness... It's... Friday..... get it?"

The Steeler fan answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

rich4eagle
05-15-2007, 08:51 PM
how bout them Steelers.....being diehard Browns for fifty years and we be one.........love the black and gold

MasterOfPuppets
05-15-2007, 10:34 PM
how bout them Steelers.....being diehard Browns for fifty years and we be one.........love the black and gold:huh: darock?

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-16-2007, 09:04 AM
how bout them Steelers.....being diehard Browns for fifty years and we be one.........love the black and gold

soooooo...every once in a while, you take a brake from the Browns......and watch football?

(I think your scarf might need to be loosened)

GBMelBlount
05-31-2007, 10:47 PM
Your best friend visits uranus....daily.

#1LambertFan
06-24-2007, 04:32 PM
>>12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".

im a steelers fan from southern florida and 100 degrees is just a little warm. LOL

GBMelBlount
06-24-2007, 10:25 PM
Everyone beats you on the field but you "beat everyone off."

GBMelBlount
07-06-2007, 11:52 PM
you start out as "tight end" and are converted to a "wide receiver."

Edman
07-07-2007, 01:37 AM
You hate the Steelers more than you love the Browns.

You're an insane hypocrite when it comes to dicussing football with Steeler fans.

You think feces brown is a sexy color.

You desperately try anything in your power to discredit the Steelers.

C-BusSteeler
07-07-2007, 11:44 AM
you have a limp to your wrist

Galax Steeler
07-09-2007, 04:55 AM
There is nothing else to say about a brownie i think we covered it all.

lamberts-lost-tooth
07-09-2007, 05:40 AM
Natives of Vermont keep trying to "tap" your head to drain the sap.

Your standard of living improves when you go camping.

There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.

Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.

You think the "6 to 10 pounds" on the side of the Pampers box means how much the diaper will hold.

the pastor of your church says, ?I?d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,? and five guys and two women stand up.

Your church finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

SteelersMongol
07-15-2007, 12:21 PM
You know your a Browns fan when you run a website and name it Steelerssuck, instead of Brownsrule.

Galax Steeler
07-20-2007, 05:25 AM
I think the brownies have the uniform colors for somone wanting to have a bakesale.They are ugly.

zoneblitz43
08-14-2007, 03:01 PM
You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
this."

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

Your junior prom offered day care.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your team finishes last in the division 3 yrs running.

ChronoCross
08-14-2007, 03:39 PM
You know your a browns fan when you install a cheer flusher on your toilet.

Preacher
08-14-2007, 04:03 PM
You know your a Browns fan when you develop football amnesia, centering on those mid 90's. .....something about rooting for Black and Gold for a while?

its.... all..... fuzzy.............................

rbryan
08-14-2007, 05:26 PM
Steelers 45 Browns 14. Troy scores 3TD's on defense (2 picks and a fumble recovery to the house)

I realize this has nothing to do with spotting a Browns fan but I just got Madden 08 for my son and that was the outcome of the first game. lol

ChronoCross
08-18-2007, 04:36 PM
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Seasonal/BrownEggs.jpg

Moonlite37
08-19-2007, 08:55 PM
You know your a browns fan when You are in the john taking a dump and your constipated yelling between your legs,,"COME ON BROWNIE"!!!!:jawdrop: