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BettisFan
03-27-2007, 11:28 PM
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Cincinnati Bengals jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Bengal pom-poms.

The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave."

The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game."

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game begins with the Bengals receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"

The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."

BOXCAR JOEY
03-28-2007, 01:29 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA great

Mikee
03-28-2007, 02:40 PM
haahhahahah!!

polamalufan43
03-28-2007, 03:54 PM
hahahahahaha
bwahahahahaha
mwhahahahaha

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

kmsteelerwr15
04-04-2007, 05:42 PM
ive heard it so many times and yet it seems to ALWAYS be funny...lol

polamalufan43
04-05-2007, 05:57 AM
ive heard it so many times and yet it seems to ALWAYS be funny...lol

Agreed.

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

SteelShooter
04-07-2007, 10:16 AM
:rofl: :heha: :rofl: :heha: :rofl: :heha: :busted: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :busted: :heha: :rofl: :heha: :rofl: :heha: :rofl:

Big7BenHOF
05-13-2007, 03:16 PM
Hahahaha. Never heard that one.

#1LambertFan
05-18-2007, 07:32 AM
not quit as funny as the first time i heard it, but i still think that dog needs to be put to sleep for wasting his time watching every bengals game without the intention of laughing at them.

polamalufan43
05-18-2007, 12:59 PM
not quit as funny as the first time i heard it, but i still think that dog needs to be put to sleep for wasting his time watching every bengals game without the intention of laughing at them.

Nonononono....

I think we should go easy on him and put him in a steeler jersey. Those dogs can be easily trained, lol

~Polamalufan43:tt02:

onthebus36
05-18-2007, 02:07 PM
"i still think that dog needs to be put to sleep for wasting his time watching every bengals game without the intention of laughing at them."

It's not the dog's fault. Blame the owner and charge him with animal cruelty. I'm not sure about the laws in Ohio but in civilized states, that's a felony.

stillers4me
05-18-2007, 05:58 PM
......snicker......snort........

xXTheSteelKingsXx
07-05-2007, 08:24 PM
Ive never heard that one before and its great!:sofunny::sofunny:

pitt
07-06-2007, 12:07 AM
LOL cute

#1LambertFan
08-28-2007, 05:42 PM
Too bad all that brain went to waste. I'm talkin about the dog just in case some browns fans are reading this. They feel like their spying on the enemy when they're on our forum.