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BOXCAR JOEY
03-28-2007, 01:28 PM
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
> >
> > Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the
> > radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the
> > lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
> > Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta
> > love this!!!!
> >
> > This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It
> > is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview
> > between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps
> > General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
> > Troop visiting his military installation.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things
> > are you going to teach these young boys when they
> > visit your base?
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
> > canoeing, archery, and shooting.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
> > irresponsible, isn't it?
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly
> > supervised on the rifle range.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a
> > terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching
> > them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a
> > firearm.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
> > become violent killers.
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a
> > prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
> >
> > The radio went silent and the interview ended.
> >
> > You gotta love the Marines!

Preacher
03-29-2007, 04:03 AM
Yep...

In the first Gulf war, a Army or Marine man was briefing the press. One idiot asked him about troop movement. He said he could not answer it. The guy asked again. The man looked at him and said..

ARE YOU STUPID?! I JUST SAID I CAN NOT ANSWER THAT.

He was no longer the press officer... but you KNOW they loved what he did!

:toofunny:

Stupid press.

kmsteelerwr15
04-02-2007, 10:25 PM
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

SteelShooter
04-02-2007, 10:29 PM
Oooh-Rah!!!

BettisFan
04-02-2007, 11:13 PM
lol ha is that really real?

PisnNapalm
04-03-2007, 06:41 AM
Nope. http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

lamberts-lost-tooth
04-03-2007, 09:37 AM
Best comeback line I ever heard?

In college we had a group of buddies that was about 7 strong...on a regular basis we used to "send" one pre-designated guy to ask a pre-selected female to dance.
..on this particular night ..."Chris" was the lucky sendee....We had already spotted a young lady with a very high opinion of herself who was finding it very humerous to not only turn down every guy who approached her..but would then giggle to her friends as the poor sap slunk back across the floor...
So Chris walks up to her and simply asks..."Do you want to dance?"
This female looked him up and down..looked at her friends and rolled her eyes...then looked back at our buddy and replies..."I dont think so."
Unfazed...Chris asks.."You being picky tonight?"
To which she immediatly replies "YES!" and starts to laugh with her friends.
Chris leans down and says....."I'm not..but thats pretty obvious...isnt it!"

To top it off Chris cupped his hand around his mouth and yelled towards us..but loud enough for EVERYONE in the bar to hear...."See what happens when you try and be nice to fat chicks!!!?"

BOXCAR JOEY
04-03-2007, 09:25 PM
BAM!