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04-19-2007, 11:06 PM
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Indian Mating Season
>Two Indians and an Arkansas Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
>All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
>"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened closely until
>he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his
>clothes and ran into the cave.
>The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
>about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian
>Replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see
>cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get
>an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for
>Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
>cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
>was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside. He also tore off
>his clothes and ran into the opening.
>The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
>spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
>opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is
>bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
>women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
>his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO,
>With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....