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Stlrs4Life
04-19-2007, 11:06 PM
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Indian Mating Season
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>Two Indians and an Arkansas Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
>
>All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
>cave.
>"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened closely until
>he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his
>clothes and ran into the cave.
>
>The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
>about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian
>Replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see
>cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get
>an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for
>us."
>
>Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
>cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
>was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside. He also tore off
>his clothes and ran into the opening.
>
>The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
>spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
>opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is
>bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
>women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
>his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
>Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO,
>WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
>With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN.