05-04-2007, 08:56 AM
A prostitute goes to her account to get her taxes done. Her tax guy asks what she does for a living and she replies, "I'm a prostitute." He says, "I can't put that on your tax form." She says, "OK then, put Escort." He replies, "no sorry I can't put that either." She then says, "OK, put Chicken farmer." The tax accountant looks confused and thinks for a minute. "Why chicken farmer?" The prostitute says, "Because last year I raised a 1000 ****s."