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lamberts-lost-tooth
05-09-2007, 11:00 AM
This is the fairy tale that our present generation of wives and girlfreinds were read when they were little:




Once upon a time


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in a land far away,


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a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess


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happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.


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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said: " Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


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One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am


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and then, my sweet, we can marry


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and set up housekeeping in your castle


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with my mother,


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where you can prepare my meals,


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clean my clothes, bear my children,


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and forever feel


grateful and happy doing so. "

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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sauteed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't freakin think so.

PAMillerGrrl83
05-10-2007, 11:46 PM
LMAO I love it!

kmsteelerwr15
05-11-2007, 10:18 AM
lmao thats funny