Plaxico not getting any?

[Stlrs4Life]

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If There Is No Poontang For Plax, Then Plax Is Leaving (http://deadspin.com/sports/new-york-giants/if-there-is-no-poontang-for-plax-then-plax-is-leaving-261926.php) 854 Views

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/05/Plax.jpgAccording to the New York Post's Page Six (http://www.nypost.com/seven/05202007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm), Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress (http://www.deadspin.com/sports/plaxico-burress/) had a difficult time breaking through the coverage last night.
IT'S hard out there for a professional athlete who gets no attention from the usually man-hungry ladies at Clifton, N.J., nightspot The Bliss Club. Sources say New York Giants (http://www.deadspin.com/sports/new-york-giants/) wide receiver Plaxico Burress insulted female patrons there and "left the club without paying his $2,000 tab." It seemed that Burress was upset Wednesday night because "no women were paying any attention to him."


If Plaxico Burress can't get laid in New Jersey, then I just don't know what to make of this world anymore. And he's totally justified in walking out on that $2,000 tab. That's the "No Poon For Plaxico Tax" that every club in the NY/NJ area is subject to when Plaxico Burress can't pull any trim.
When a guy spends that much time around Eli Manning, maybe Eli starts to rub off.
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[Crushzilla]

Sounds pretty typical... there are no p*ssies on this team so he had to go!

[ChronoCross]

typical talk coming from a junk WR as it is. Its like talk around here of wanting another plex type WR, no one wants one.

[Atlanta Dan]

Not that the Steelers management cares, but if they ever need an example to support their policy of letting some FAs walk as a policy of addition through subtraction they know who to name.

[HometownGal]

For heaven's sake, Plex - get over yourself. God didn't give you a hand just to hold a pencil with. :dang:

[SteelCzar76]

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"But Leon,...surely you and Plax know that there is no I in team ?"

"Yeah,...well,...there ain't no WE either m#thaf#cka" :sofunny:

[Elvis]

Some of these offseason threads are starting to really get bad...:blah:
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[rbryan]

Poor Plaxico. Hey Plax, you can always go hang out with Carson Palmer at the corn hole tourney.

[fansince'76]

Plaxico who?