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lamberts-lost-tooth
05-21-2007, 11:54 AM
Marvin Lewis didnt need all the drama...
But the Police found his team with a llama
"It seems we caught your whole team
with chains and whip cream..."
_______________________________?

stlrtruck
05-21-2007, 12:42 PM
Now remove Palmer's panties from your face,
Before we have to spray our mace!

tony hipchest
05-21-2007, 12:49 PM
and a banana sticking out the rear of tj hosiermama :banana:

TackleMeBen
05-21-2007, 01:11 PM
and a banana sticking out the rear of tj hosiermama :banana:


tony

where is the cheese????????????????? lol :sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-21-2007, 01:21 PM
The Browns think that now maybe they'll win
with a quarterback named Brady Quinn
But why would the world watch,
a dude grab his friends crotch....
___________________________?

Crushzilla
05-21-2007, 01:35 PM
The world listened to Weis' rants
Brady's stocked dropped like his roommate's pants

tony hipchest
05-21-2007, 02:16 PM
The Browns think that now maybe they'll win
with a quarterback named Brady Quinn
But why would the world watch,
a dude grab his friends crotch....
___________________________?

when it was nestled so firmly against his chin.

Livinginthe past
05-21-2007, 02:21 PM
The Browns think that now maybe they'll win
with a quarterback named Brady Quinn
But why would the world watch,
a dude grab his friends crotch....
Doesn't Brady know that sodomy is a sin?

polamalufan43
05-21-2007, 03:53 PM
They've tried to win with players past
But each time they've been kicked in their clown ass
Beaten by the Steelers, you know, by a better team
I guess winning is only a dream


~PF43:tt02:

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-22-2007, 08:17 AM
They've tried to win with players past
But each time they've been kicked in their clown ass
Beaten by the Steelers, you know, by a better team
I guess winning is only a dream


~PF43:tt02:

They've tried to win with players past
But each time they've been kicked in their clown ass
Beaten by the Steelers, you know, by a better team
I guess winning is only a dream
Cinderella?...only Quinns chins made of glass.

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-22-2007, 08:39 AM
The Bengal fans live in a haze
From years of their pitiful ways
their last playoff win
was when Bush Sr was in...
__________________________?

tony hipchest
05-22-2007, 08:49 AM
The Bengal fans live in a haze
From years of their pitiful ways
their last playoff win
was when Bush Sr was in...
__________________________?

and a bengalfans age was measured in days

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-22-2007, 11:23 AM
The Steeler coach fell out of his seat
at pics forwarded from dot.patriotmeat.
He said "thats nasty...
Brady Quinn & Tom Brady?
and hit forward instead of delete.

Livinginthe past
05-22-2007, 11:37 AM
The Steeler coach fell out of his seat
at pics forwarded from dot.patriotmeat.
He said "thats nasty...
Brady Quinn & Tom Brady?
and hit forward instead of delete.

Ha ha ha.

props - thats f***'n funny :cheers:

You da man for limericks!

TX Steel
05-22-2007, 05:23 PM
The Bengal fans live in a haze
From years of their pitiful ways
their last playoff win
was when Bush Sr was in...
__________________________?


From prison cells they now design plays.

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-23-2007, 11:28 AM
From prison cells they now design plays.

:sofunny::sofunny::sofunny::thumbsup:

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-23-2007, 12:13 PM
The Ravens are proud of McNair
that hes older than Moses, they dont care.
His contract appends,
He can wear Depends
_____________________________?

TX Steel
05-23-2007, 07:09 PM
The Ravens are proud of McNair
that hes older than Moses, they dont care.
His contract appends,
He can wear Depends
_____________________________?

Our D will fold him like a lawn chair.

GBMelBlount
05-23-2007, 10:20 PM
(This is an old one!)

There was a Browns grandma from zeiling
who had the most awful feiling
so she lied on her back..

Crushzilla
05-24-2007, 03:31 AM
The Ravens are proud of McNair
that hes older than Moses, they dont care.
His contract appends,
He can wear Depends
_____________________________?

Its better than St. Pierre

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-24-2007, 10:16 AM
The Ravens are proud of McNair
that hes older than Moses, they dont care.
His contract appends,
He can wear Depends
_____________________________?

and has a motorized Hemi wheelchair!

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-24-2007, 11:51 AM
Chris Henry said "Put it to rest,
I'm a thug but am doing my best.
My drug test is clean
No opiates seen.
____________________?!"

Livinginthe past
05-24-2007, 12:09 PM
Chris Henry said "Put it to rest,
I'm a thug but am doing my best.
My drug test is clean
No opiates seen.
_______________________?"

Chris Henry said "Put it to rest,
I'm a thug but am doing my best.
My drug test is clean
No opiates seen.
Just don't check under my vest!

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-24-2007, 12:18 PM
Chris Henry said "Put it to rest,
I'm a thug but am doing my best.
My drug test is clean
No opiates seen.
Just don't check under my vest!

:sofunny::thumbsup:

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-24-2007, 12:21 PM
Chris Henry said "Put it to rest,
I'm a thug but am doing my best.
My drug test is clean
No opiates seen.
____________________?!"

Chris Henry said "Put it to rest,
I'm a thug but am doing my best.
My drug test is clean
No opiates seen.
Good thing someone else took my test!!!"

stlrtruck
05-24-2007, 01:56 PM
Chris Henry said "Put it to rest,
I'm a thug but am doing my best.
My drug test is clean
No opiates seen.
Thank God For the Home Pregnancy Test!"

TX Steel
05-24-2007, 04:46 PM
Chris Henry said "Put it to rest,
I'm a thug but am doing my best.
My drug test is clean
No opiates seen.
____________________?!"

$50 says assault's the next arrest.

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-28-2007, 05:13 AM
Mike Tomlin's unfazed by the flak
What Faneca says dont mean jack.
"You'll either play
or get out of the way"
_________________________?

Livinginthe past
05-28-2007, 05:36 AM
Mike Tomlin's unfazed by the flak
What Faneca says dont mean jack.
"You'll either play
or get out of the way"
And you had better not give up a sack.


Mike Tomlin's unfazed by the flak
What Faneca says dont mean jack.
"You'll either play
or get out of the way"
Or find yourself playing for the 'Pack'

Mike Tomlin's unfazed by the flak
What Faneca says dont mean jack.
"You'll either play
or get out of the way"
Now get out on the field and stop smoking crack

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-28-2007, 05:53 AM
Mike Tomlin's unfazed by the flak
What Faneca says dont mean jack.
"You'll either play
or get out of the way"
And you had better not give up a sack.


Mike Tomlin's unfazed by the flak
What Faneca says dont mean jack.
"You'll either play
or get out of the way"
Or find yourself playing for the 'Pack'

Mike Tomlin's unfazed by the flak
What Faneca says dont mean jack.
"You'll either play
or get out of the way"
Now get out on the field and stop smoking crack

LOL...three answers gets :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

SteelCzar76
05-28-2007, 06:04 AM
Mike Tomlin's unfazed by the flak
What Faneca says dont mean jack.
"You'll either play
or get out of the way"
_________________________?


"Cause it's in Tomlin's job description,..... when he wants your opinion,.....he'll give you that "

Livinginthe past
05-28-2007, 07:44 AM
LOL...three answers gets :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Heh heh :cheers:

stillers4me
05-28-2007, 08:47 AM
Mike Tomlin's unfazed by the flak
What Faneca says dont mean jack.
"You'll either play
or get out of the way"
You're not the only one that can watch Ben's back.

stillers4me
05-28-2007, 08:49 AM
Made me laugh out loud, LLT!!!!!! :thumbsup:

Chris Henry said "Put it to rest,
I'm a thug but am doing my best.
My drug test is clean
No opiates seen.
Good thing someone else took my test!!!" :toofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-28-2007, 09:35 AM
Mike Tomlin's unfazed by the flak
What Faneca says dont mean jack.
"You'll either play
or get out of the way"
You're not the only one that can watch Ben's back.

:jammin::sofunny::jammin:

Crushzilla
05-29-2007, 03:44 AM
Mind if I jump in LLT?

Tom Brady is the cream of the crop
The "analysts" drool. Can I get a mop?
He wore the wrong hat,
It gets worse than that,
________________________

Livinginthe past
05-29-2007, 03:55 AM
Tom Brady is the cream of the crop
The "analysts" drool. Can I get a mop?
He wore the wrong hat,
It gets worse than that,
He's done the cowboy look...now for the traffic cop

:wink02:

Livinginthe past
05-29-2007, 04:22 AM
Tom Brady is the cream of the crop
The "analysts" drool. Can I get a mop?
He wore the wrong hat,
It gets worse than that,
And now Bridget is ready to drop

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-29-2007, 05:50 AM
Tom Brady is the cream of the crop
The "analysts" drool. Can I get a mop?
He wore the wrong hat,
It gets worse than that,
He's got a future as the Village People's cop

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-29-2007, 05:59 AM
Tom Brady is the cream of the crop
The "analysts" drool. Can I get a mop?
He wore the wrong hat,
It gets worse than that,
The "hat" he wore for Bridget did pop!!

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-29-2007, 06:07 AM
Tom Brady is the cream of the crop
The "analysts" drool. Can I get a mop?
He wore the wrong hat,
It gets worse than that,
He wishes the heterosexual rumors would stop.
:toofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-29-2007, 12:04 PM
Though Cleveland is a rival city
one must give them legitimate pity
Eash year they draft high...
they must wonder why
_________________________?

tony hipchest
05-29-2007, 12:42 PM
Though Cleveland is a rival city
one must give them legitimate pity
Eash year they draft high...
they must wonder why
_________________________?


they are called the browns, when they should just be called the "shitty"

stlrtruck
05-29-2007, 01:23 PM
Though Cleveland is a rival city
one must give them legitimate pity
Eash year they draft high...
they must wonder why
_________________________?

Why don't our players even try

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-29-2007, 01:51 PM
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Though Cleveland is a rival city
one must give them legitimate pity
Eash year they draft high...
they must wonder why
They cant beat Us... the ratbird... or kitty

HometownGal
05-29-2007, 03:17 PM
Though Cleveland is a rival city
one must give them legitimate pity
Eash year they draft high...
they must wonder why
Their teams don't amount to squat ditty. :chicken:

stillers4me
05-29-2007, 05:37 PM
Though Cleveland is a rival city
one must give them legitimate pity
Eash year they draft high...
they must wonder why
Their new quarterback grabs XXXX instead of titty........ (gasp!)

Livinginthe past
05-29-2007, 06:06 PM
Though Cleveland is a rival city
one must give them legitimate pity
Eash year they draft high...
they must wonder why
Their new quarterback grabs XXXX instead of titty........ (gasp!)

Hey, you on the email list of a 60 year old Steeler O-line coach by any chance?

Thats filthy :jawdrop:

stillers4me
05-29-2007, 06:12 PM
No......but I've got some emails from my mother that would make you blush..........

Godfather
05-29-2007, 06:45 PM
Though Cleveland is a rival city
one must give them legitimate pity
Eash year they draft high...
they must wonder why
But at least Quinn can look pretty

Livinginthe past
05-29-2007, 07:36 PM
No......but I've got some emails from my mother that would make you blush..........

Look im no Preacher...but im pretty sure he would say the only way to absolve yourself of this sin is to dilute it...you know share it around - let us help you with your burden :wink02:

stillers4me
05-29-2007, 09:43 PM
Look im no Preacher...but im pretty sure he would say the only way to absolve yourself of this sin is to dilute it...you know share it around - let us help you with your burden :wink02:

I'll run them past the guys in the FO first and then I'll pass them on....... :tt02:

Crushzilla
05-30-2007, 02:39 AM
Plaxico Burress went to the club
But all of the ladies gave him the shrug
Plax wanted to play
The girls said no way
_________________________

Livinginthe past
05-30-2007, 05:38 AM
Plaxico Burress went to the club
But all of the ladies gave him the shrug
Plax wanted to play
The girls said no way
Thats why poor Plax's palms are worn to a stump

stlrtruck
05-30-2007, 07:37 AM
Plaxico Burress went to the club
But all of the ladies gave him the shrug
Plax wanted to play
The girls said no way
_________________________


So now he's looking for Tom Brady or Brady Quinn to give him a hug!

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-30-2007, 07:38 AM
Though Cleveland is a rival city
one must give them legitimate pity
Eash year they draft high...
they must wonder why
Their new quarterback grabs XXXX instead of titty........ (gasp!)

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-30-2007, 07:43 AM
Plaxico Burress went to the club
But all of the ladies gave him the shrug
Plax wanted to play
The girls said no way
You run like a Greyhound, but look like a Pug.

Crushzilla
05-30-2007, 01:24 PM
Plaxico Burress went to the club
But all of the ladies gave him the shrug
Plax wanted to play
The girls said no way
You run like a Greyhound, but look like a Pug.

:rofl: :rofl:

Preacher
06-02-2007, 03:14 AM
Plaxico Burress went to the club
But all of the ladies gave him the shrug
Plax wanted to play
The girls said no way
_________________________


You always give up in the middle of the play!

HometownGal
06-03-2007, 02:21 PM
Plaxico Burress went to the club
But all of the ladies gave him the shrug
Plax wanted to play
The girls said no way
"Take a hike you whiney little slug".

Mistah_Q
06-03-2007, 08:28 PM
Plaxico Burress went to the club
But all of the ladies gave him the shrug
Plax wanted to play
The girls said no way
You run like a Greyhound, but look like a Pug.Can't even try to beat that one :sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-04-2007, 09:47 AM
You have to feel bad for Odell.
last season was all shot to hell.
It remains to be seen
if he can stay clean....
____________________________?

stlrtruck
06-04-2007, 10:02 AM
You have to feel bad for Odell.
last season was all shot to hell.
It remains to be seen
if he can stay clean....
____________________________?

Or against the wall he'll lean
As Butch has his way in the cell

Crushzilla
06-04-2007, 10:07 AM
You have to feel bad for Odell.
last season was all shot to hell.
It remains to be seen
if he can stay clean....
Twenty says he'll land in a cell.

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-04-2007, 10:08 AM
Or against the wall he'll lean
As Butch has his way in the cell

LOL....Butch...Chris Henry....take your choice!!

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-04-2007, 10:09 AM
You have to feel bad for Odell.
last season was all shot to hell.
It remains to be seen
if he can stay clean....
Twenty says he'll land in a cell.

:toofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-04-2007, 10:12 AM
You have to feel bad for Odell.
last season was all shot to hell.
It remains to be seen
if he can stay clean....
or if his teammates should pitch in for bail.

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-05-2007, 09:28 AM
At the expense of sounding too crude..
at 5,000 LLT will be nude.
Perhaps on that day
Mike will take my membership away
___________________________?

(Be nice):flap:

Livinginthe past
06-05-2007, 01:07 PM
At the expense of sounding too crude..
at 5,000 LLT will be nude.
Perhaps on that day
Mike will take my membership away
If the mods can spot what is supposed to be lewd!

At the expense of sounding too crude..
at 5,000 LLT will be nude.
Perhaps on that day
Mike will take my membership away
Because SF strip-tease is strictly non-dude!

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-05-2007, 01:23 PM
At the expense of sounding too crude..
at 5,000 LLT will be nude.
Perhaps on that day
Mike will take my membership away
If the mods can spot what is supposed to be lewd!

At the expense of sounding too crude..
at 5,000 LLT will be nude.
Perhaps on that day
Mike will take my membership away
Because SF strip-tease is strictly non-dude!

NO DOUBT!!!!:sofunny::sofunny:

HometownGal
06-05-2007, 01:27 PM
At the expense of sounding too crude..
at 5,000 LLT will be nude.
Perhaps on that day
Mike will take my membership away
But leave Mr. Happy out there to protrude. :wink02::banana:

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-05-2007, 01:39 PM
At the expense of sounding too crude..
at 5,000 LLT will be nude.
Perhaps on that day
Mike will take my membership away
But leave Mr. Happy out there to protrude. :wink02::banana:

Mr. Happy???!!!!!....:toofunny:

Its Piss Fuamatu Nevafalla!!!!

*disclaimer*....any and all references to my "nekedness" is purely speculatory in nature and has no bearing at all on any present/future state of undress. Any and all videos on internet media showing a Dispatching supervisor running through a police station screaming "WE HIT 5,000!!!" or any variation of this saying or state of undress, will not automatically be attributed to Lamberts-Lost-Tooth...alias:LLT...alias:Poopy-Pie-Master. Any and all resemblence to said person or any alias thereof will be considered purely coincidental.

Livinginthe past
06-05-2007, 03:38 PM
*disclaimer*....any and all references to my "nekedness" is purely speculatory in nature and has no bearing at all on any present/future state of undress. Any and all videos on internet media showing a Dispatching supervisor running through a police station screaming "WE HIT 5,000!!!" or any variation of this saying or state of undress, will not automatically be attributed to Lamberts-Lost-Tooth...alias:LLT...alias:Poopy-Pie-Master. Any and all resemblence to said person or any alias thereof will be considered purely coincidental.

I really can't imagine that standing up in a court of law......or the disclaimer :toofunny:

tony hipchest
06-05-2007, 05:08 PM
dawg-e-doo to poopie pie master,
i got an idea to make you go faster!
sit in some gas,
then light the hair on your ass...
_________________________.


poopie pie master this is dawg-e-doo
a bit of advice about flaming nude
although theres alot of women
you should save it for swimmin...
__________________________.

:chuckle:

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-06-2007, 07:58 AM
dawg-e-doo to poopie pie master,
i got an idea to make you go faster!
sit in some gas,
then light the hair on your ass...
...and scrape myself off the ceiling plaster!!!???

poopie pie master this is dawg-e-doo
a bit of advice about flaming nude
although theres alot of women
you should save it for swimmin...
...In a lake with the "beavers"?...how lewd!!!

:bowdown::king: :checkit:

Livinginthe past
06-06-2007, 11:06 AM
poopie pie master this is dawg-e-doo
a bit of advice about flaming nude
although theres alot of women
you should save it for swimmin...
With Piranhas who dont regard Chipolata's as food :wink02:

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-06-2007, 11:23 AM
poopie pie master this is dawg-e-doo
a bit of advice about flaming nude
although theres alot of women
you should save it for swimmin...
With Piranhas who dont regard Chipolata's as food :wink02:

:toofunny::toofunny:

shaddup

tony hipchest
06-06-2007, 11:36 AM
heres what i was thinkin:

dawg-e-doo to poopie pie master,
i got an idea to make you go faster!
sit in some gas,
then light the hair on your ass...
to really prove youre a crazy bastard!


poopie pie master this is dawg-e-doo
a bit of advice about flaming nude
although theres alot of women
you should save it for swimmin...
please dont expose yourself to a bunch of dudes

Mistah_Q
06-06-2007, 11:51 AM
dawg-e-doo to poopie pie master,
i got an idea to make you go faster!
sit in some gas,
then light the hair on your ass...
Though when Korkie tried it 'twas a disaster.


poopie pie master this is dawg-e-doo
a bit of advice about flaming nude
although theres alot of women
you should save it for swimmin...
or else you'll end up on Donahue.

stlrtruck
06-07-2007, 09:08 PM
In honor of Tom's inability to handle the media lately

Poor Tom, they won't leave him alone
He's getting so mad, you can hear it in his tone
But he forgot his mind
Put the model in a bind
___________________________

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-09-2007, 08:04 AM
In honor of Tom's inability to handle the media lately

Poor Tom, they won't leave him alone
He's getting so mad, you can hear it in his tone
But he forgot his mind
Put the model in a bind
Sounds like His problem is testosterone!!!

Crushzilla
06-09-2007, 02:17 PM
Poor Tom, they won't leave him alone
He's getting so mad, you can hear it in his tone
But he forgot his mind
Put the model in a bind
He'll offer his forehead for the mom and kid's home

Poor Tom, they won't leave him alone
He's getting so mad, you can hear it in his tone
But he forgot his mind
Put the model in a bind
Before he was famous no one cared who he boned

Poor Tom, they won't leave him alone
He's getting so mad, you can hear it in his tone
But he forgot his mind
Put the model in a bind
And hit a reporter with a cellular phone

Livinginthe past
06-09-2007, 03:02 PM
Poor Tom, they won't leave him alone
He's getting so mad, you can hear it in his tone
But he forgot his mind
Put the model in a bind
Now poor Tom has to blow his own!

HometownGal
06-09-2007, 03:10 PM
Poor Tom, they won't leave him alone
He's getting so mad, you can hear it in his tone
But he forgot his mind
Put the model in a bind
Now poor Tom has to blow his own!

Ewwwwww LITP!!!!! :yuck::yuck::yuck:

(You don't have personal experience with this, do ya?) :wink02:

HometownGal
06-09-2007, 03:16 PM
Poor Tom, they won't leave him alone
He's getting so mad, you can hear it in his tone
But he forgot his mind
Put the model in a bind
And shart his pants 'cause he had no hat for the bone.

Livinginthe past
06-09-2007, 03:24 PM
Ewwwwww LITP!!!!! :yuck::yuck::yuck:

(You don't have personal experience with this, do ya?) :wink02:

Blowin my own?

Well it'd be a brave boast for sure...but no... :wink02:

SteelCzar76
06-09-2007, 07:37 PM
Ewwwwww LITP!!!!! :yuck::yuck::yuck:

(You don't have personal experience with this, do ya?) :wink02:




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"Dancin' with his sale elf. Dancin',.... a with him sale elf"

Livinginthe past
06-10-2007, 04:20 AM
http://www.musicfrisk.com/picture/images/BillyIdol017.jpg



"Dancin' with his sale elf. Dancin',.... a with him sale elf"

I love phonetics :wink02:

Mistah_Q
08-25-2007, 11:26 AM
Poor Tom, they won't leave him alone
He's getting so mad, you can hear it in his tone
But he forgot his mind
Put the model in a bind
From now on he'll just put it in the "end zone"