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lamberts-lost-tooth
05-22-2007, 02:19 PM
They walk among us..


I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a
fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and
told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and
informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the
money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the
store with the $46.64.........They Walk Among Us.... and Many Work Retail.


I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get
one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess
they're both free" She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
.........They Walk Among Us!!!....and 9 out of 7 of them are bad at math.


While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north
because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She
asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."
........Yep....They Walk Among Us!!.....And you should never ask THEM for directions.


I work for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."..............They Walk Among Us!.....and they keep some of us gainfully employed



My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.......They Walk Among Us!...And sometimes they are related.




My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount........They Walk Among Us!........and sometimes we look for them when we go back!



I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told
me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good
hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?".......They Walk Among Us!.... and we need to pray that they dont reproduce.