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lamberts-lost-tooth
05-28-2007, 07:32 AM
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...
able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat .. been out a while.
Better be a reward.

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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

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GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

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AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed,
got married last month.
Wife knows Every Friggin' Thing.

Crushzilla
05-28-2007, 02:44 PM
Too good. You find these yourself?

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-29-2007, 08:28 AM
Too good. You find these yourself?

Wish I could take credit....E-mailed to me by a friend

stlrtruck
05-30-2007, 03:20 PM
Great jokes...got me in tears.