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MACH1
06-03-2007, 05:59 PM
Read 'em and weep! :sofunny:




1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

BOXCAR JOEY
06-04-2007, 02:14 AM
hahah loading the dishwasher!

Aussie_steeler
06-04-2007, 02:34 AM
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

Crushzilla
06-04-2007, 04:18 AM
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Too good :sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-04-2007, 10:20 AM
Your girlfriend wears a dress that is strapless...and a bra that isn't. :dang:

kmsteelerwr15
06-04-2007, 10:56 AM
haha these are always some of the best jokes...lol

SteelersMongol
06-05-2007, 12:08 AM
Ha ha ha. You guys are horrible. :sofunny:

verks36
06-05-2007, 11:44 AM
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

Ha that one i thought was the funniest great find

xXTheSteelKingsXx
07-05-2007, 08:13 PM
:sofunny:Oh man I love these redneck jokes:sofunny:

Preacher
07-09-2007, 11:36 PM
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

It doesn't?

tony hipchest
07-10-2007, 12:32 AM
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.


how bout conceived? :naughty:

rbryan
07-11-2007, 01:03 PM
Read 'em and weep! :sofunny:




1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You must have visited Georgia for this one. lol

83-Steelers-43
07-14-2007, 12:35 PM
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/redneck-hot-tub.jpg A bottle of 1787 Chateau Lafite would cap this picture off perfectly.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2006/RedneckSpaceShuttle.jpg Enough said.

http://www.kk.org/streetuse/redneck_houseboat.jpg Who needs the Pelorus when you can have this?

GBMelBlount
07-14-2007, 10:32 PM
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/redneck-hot-tub.jpg A bottle of 1787 Chateau Lafite would cap this picture off perfectly.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2006/RedneckSpaceShuttle.jpg Enough said.

http://www.kk.org/streetuse/redneck_houseboat.jpg Who needs the Pelorus when you can have this?

I just pooped my pants!:toofunny:

Preacher
07-17-2007, 02:02 AM
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/redneck-hot-tub.jpg






This just calls for a box of wine!

Aussie_steeler
07-17-2007, 06:02 AM
When you and your wheelbarrow qualify to be served at the drive thru at McDonalds

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg

xXTheSteelKingsXx
07-17-2007, 11:31 AM
When you and your wheelbarrow qualify to be served at the drive thru at McDonalds

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg

:sofunny::flap::flap::sofunny:

memphissteelergirl
07-18-2007, 09:33 AM
ROTFL!!! :toofunny::toofunny::rofl::rofl:

Aussie_steeler
07-19-2007, 02:36 AM
this is your form of time out for the kids

http://www.the-miles.org/wp-content/uploads/thumb-RedneckTimeOut.jpg

#1LambertFan
08-28-2007, 05:36 PM
Funny but you got one thing wrong. its ''Hey ya''ll watch this.''